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New game.  New discussion thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

It has begun.

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Elf (GM)

Forest
Gabriel L. Umbra
Lady Wynn Noreen Umbra
Lancer
Ash O'Rourke
Quinn R. Frost
Saber
Amanda L. Wallace

Knick

Amelia
Phoenix
Zouken Matou (Zolgen Makiri)
Tokiomi TohsakaFor now NPC
Shiro
Jubei
Amelia ‘Amy’ Tanner
Matou Sakura
Benjamin Saylor
Snake of Eden
Cina Prayer

NACHOS

Ragna The Bloodedge
Celica A Mercury
Anti-Fog Metahuman: Prototype Seven
Eleanor King

Mooncake

“Lucas Klein”
Gilgamesh
Hakumen
Vlad Drăculea (Vlad Țepeș, Vlad the III)
Alucard (Hellsing: Abridged)
Count Dracula (Gabriel Belmont)
Wanderer

Brahmastra

Karna
La Folia Rihavein
Terumi/Hazama
Barthomeloi Lorelei
Caules Forvedge Yggdmillenia
Fiore Forvedge Yggdmillenia
Ramesses II /Rider
Shirou Kotomine (Real name Shiro Tokisada Amakusa)
Semiramis


Umbra of Chaos

Grigori
Relius Clover
Paladin
Asileron The Betrayer
PARIAH

MissingMandible

Songbird
Pyramid Head
Undead Knight or the Chosen Undead
Azmortchal’um and Minions
Staff Sergeant Jonathan Mathews
Specialist Samantha “Sammy” Cardigan
Corporal Elizabeth Blackwell
Togg Dorggan
Brother-Captain Andreus

Ivan the Mouse

Yukina Aikawa
Jan Neo Langraad
Rattus von Engles

Arch-Magos Winter

Lawrence Frisvold
John 'Jack' Cooper
Daniel Roswell
Archer (EMIYA)
Wolf
Shakespear
The Hunter

YOLF

Ketsumoto Uchiten [血本内天], 'Uchi' to 'friends'
Fate Averruncus (true name of Tertium)
The Glorious! Sir Bonesingtson
Maximillian Achterberg
Dunkelzahn
The Lich King (Ner'Zhul)
Boss Penguin
Yang Xiao Long

Salto/Puck-Chan

Henry (Min Jun) Chae
Funny Valentine
Mary Atkins

Kurogami

Arisato Minato
Mankanshoku Mako

Cool Kat/StrayKat

Ellen Thorne
Geralt of Rivia aka Gwynbleidd, Butcher of Blaviken
Josip Josipowicz Starski
Mordred
Jorge Rodriguez


Lycodrake

Lycodrake Aptera

Cherry Lover

Rider
Emiya Shirou
Emiya Kiyoshi

Milbunk

Downy Reed
Haruna Mochizuka
Yuuki Yamato aka Dengeki Stryker, Stryker Zero
Medus Proditione
Kuzuki Souichirou
Sasaki Kojirou/Fake Assassin


Daiki

Arcueid Brunestud
Enkidu
Kyle Teems

Alice

Tohsaka Rin
Mille Garrison
Thomas Hale
Kishinami Hakuno
Archer (Nameless Hero) (Extra Version)
Revya Median
Gig

Gray

Ali “Avvie” Avdol

Irisviel
Irisviel von Einzbern
Saber(Jeanne of Arc)

Dallas/Samuel L Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson 2
Revy "Two-Hands"
Rock
Luviagelita Edefelt

Sakura Alter
Dark Sakura

Kaze
Alex Mercer
Lancelot

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Character Template:

Name:
Race:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Eyes:
Hair:
Appearance:
Scale: ***
Strength:
Agility:
Speed:
Magic Resistance:
Magic Ability:
Other Abilities: **
Origin:
Weakness:
Likes:
Dislikes:

*** There are three potential Scales to be used- Mortal, Servant, Mixed.
Mortal is as follows:
E- Oh God, You Suck!
D- Below Average
C- Average
B- Above Average
A-  Exceptional/Gifted
EX- Supernatural

Mortal is based on humans as a base line.

Servant- Pretty much the same scale as FSN.

Mixed- Here’s where things get interesting.  Mixed is a combination of Mortal and Servant.  You just have to specify what designation it needs to be.  Such as Non-Sparkling Vampire Z having an A Rank in the
Servant scale for Telepathy and a B in the Servant Rank for regeneration, but all of their other stats are in the human ranking.  However, you have to specify if a rank is Servant or Mortal in the sheet.

** Please be clear about describing what other abilities are.  Unless it’s something that’s common sense like telepathy.

Things like “Charisma”, “Intelligence”, and “Personality” need to come out in the actual role play itself.

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This is a crossover Urban Fantasy RPG containing characters from the Nasuverse and many other universes as well, but as long as it fits into an Urban Fantasy section.

What is Urban Fantasy you ask? Well it is rather awesome, but its fantasy takes place in an "Urban" environment such as a city. Think along the lines of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files and Fate and Tsukhime are actually classified as Urban Fantasy too.

Also No Aliens
This is a Supernatural Role Play with Horror and Fantasy elements.  This is not science fiction or sci-fi.  There is a difference between the two.

The level of tech in the city is modern day.  I will allow some advanced technology such as cybernetics to a point, but this RP isn’t about mechs.  Artificial Intelligences outside of computer systems (read androids) will not be allowed.

I will allow Mecha if it is more steampunk like/magical in nature than super science.

The Basic Story is this: For some reason Nexus City has popped up in a pocket dimension, pulling things from other worlds randomly around with it. In this city you can see the Statue of Liberty at the bay, but in the center of the city is Tokyo Tower. The City is a huge, sprawling metropolis. Like all cities it also has its dark underbelly as well. Think of the City as the obese, bastard child of Metropolis and Gotham and you'd be half way there.

The City is full of factions and alliances of its own. Normal people are sort of aware of the supernatural goings on in the city but they don't speak of them. Mainly because they don't have the means to deal with magic users, vampires, werewolves, Servants, and the like. They try to go on with normal life as much as possible. Business is thriving in The City, the economy is good, and there aren't that many homeless people out there (they've gotten eaten).

Now, your character(s) have gotten pulled into this vast, dark city and are forced to survive. There are those who want to help you. There are others who would want to use and abuse you. There are others that would simply eat your face.

At the time, there is no "Big Bad" in this RPG except maybe the City itself. This is about survival and building a life. Now there will be fights. A lot of the members of the supernatural community are either ancient warriors or predators there will be combat.  However, this will not be a combat driven RP.

This is an RP about interaction and characterization.

Rules

1.) Treat Other Players With Respect.  Golden Rule here.  Treat others how they want to be treated.  If you have a problem with another player, do not spout insults at them.  Bring your qualm to them in a polite manner.  If that does not work, please alert the GM.

2.) Thou Shall Not Meta Game Or Godmode. If you have knowledge that your character could not possibly have, don't give it to them without a reasonable explanation. There will not be any Godmoding here either. You will get smote, and smote hard.

3.) Do Not Control Another Person's Character. This means if you say, "Character X punched Character B." You would stop right there and give the other player time to respond. DO NOT say, "Character X punched Character B, and Character B went down like the little bitch he is." You give the other player a chance to respond. Hell, Character B could be a master martial artist who could block the punch and pull the other character in an arm lock in retaliation while Character X is just some Normal Dude.

4.) You Cannot Kill Another Person’s Character Without Consent. If I find out that anyone kills off anyone that wasn't suppose to die I am within my rights, as GM, to either penalize you, throw you out of the game, or remove of one of your characters out of the game as I see fit. 
However, a character might, in certain circumstances, be taken over by another player for a while.  If it is a reasonable/plausible explanation. Example: Character A is a vampire with high ranking mental powers and Character B is Joe Shmoe.  Character A feeds from Character B and wipes their mind.  That would be allowed.  However within reason.

5.) Show, Don't Tell. Or rather demonstrate, don't explain. Some times info dumps are needed, but if your character is a smart ass bad ass, show them being a smart ass bad ass. Don't just say they are, back up your claims, and that also means no having other characters who don't know the one character suddenly talk about your character being the smart bad ass without reason to do so. I want this to be a fairly well written RPG.

6.) For the Love of God, Please Try To Make Your Posts Readable. It’s no fun if one’s posts aren’t able to be read.  Use proper capitalization, spacing, and punctuation in your posts whenever possible.  If there are constant infractions, GM action will be taken.  This should be a fairly well written RP that others can read like a story if they wanted.

7.) Give other players time to respond. Now sometimes two players will go on a tangent with themselves. It's expected and can be fun, and if their interaction is separate from most everyone its fine. Plus it would be expected in a love scene between two characters. Now if there is an event and other people are trying to catch up slow down. Like if a group of players are fighting something, and one of them has trouble catching up, give them time to respond.

However if a character does not reply within a 24 hour period during a time of “heavy action”, I apologize, but we will be forced to move without them. Don't worry, we won't kill your character and we'll say they did something neat during the conflict so they're not a mook.

8.) This is an Adult RP. Adult things will happen, such as relationships and sex. There will be erotic content in this RP. If you're not comfortable with that, do not join or just say so and anything that could happen with your characters will happen "off screen".

9.) Ten Characters are Allowed Per Player. Depending on how this RP goes, the character cap may be upped.

10.)Alternate Selves. Since this is a Multi-Dimensional RP, multiple versions of one character will be allowed, but only one per player and only three versions of one character allowed at a time. So that means Player C can play as Mind of Steel Shirou where everything went Grimderp and he let Rin kill Sakura, but that is the only version of Shirou he can play. Player A can play Fate Shirou who is following his dream. Player B can play Heaven's Feel Normal End Shirou who is Sakura's house husband. For the purposes of this RP Emiya Shirou and EMIYA Archer are separate characters. So there can be three Shirous and three Archers.

11.) No Aliens. Batman and Wonder Woman are fine. The Martian Manhunter and Superman are not. Or rather Arcueid and Alucard (both Castlevanyia and Hellsing versions) are fine, but most of the Cast of Dragonball Z is out.

12.) Their Power Level is Over 9,000!!!! In regards to “over-powered” characters, the GM may make demands such as depowering them to a reasonable level or force a weakness on them.  A weakness isn’t something like, “Afraid of spiders!” or something physiological.   A weakness would be like a wooden stake to the heart killing a vampire or silver being able to harm werewolves.  Or, without his helmet, the Juggernaut is weak to psychic attacks. 

13.) The Player Knows Their Character Best.  If a player has a character that has an ability to read others such as their desires and base selves and wishes to use it, they need to get in touch with the player who’s character their character wants to read.  Say Character 66 can know a person’s most secret, hidden desires.  They read Character 69- 66’s player has to go to 69’s player to find out what their deep, hidden desire is.  They just cannot guess it outright.

*** Please Note, All Character Approvals are on the Character Approval Thread ***



Here is a rough "map" (5,000 hours in MS paint!) of the city.  Very rough.

It's a general idea how the city is made up.

Basically, the "laws" for laws for magic are no killing, mind control, or wanton destruction of property.


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Real World Topics / Louisville Anime Weekend or LAW
« on: April 20, 2014, 06:03:11 AM »
So, the weekend of July 4th, in our quasi-hometown of Louisville, KY, there is finally an anime convention being held there.

Its being called Louisville Anime Weekend, or LAW.

Roadbuster and I are doing some panels there- no Type-Moon. After doing Type-Moon for like three years at Ohayocon we're burned out. So maybe a DSM meet up?

LAW.

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Fanfiction / And That’s How Tohsaka Rin Won (Lemon!)
« on: February 24, 2014, 01:11:48 AM »
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Type-Moon characters or properties expressed in the work of fiction below.  They belong to Type-Moon and their creator, Kinko Nasu.

Warning: Lemon!  Porn, slight bondage.  This is really rough with no beta that I wrote for fun and decided to share.  Enjoy!


And That’s How Tohsaka Rin Won
By: Elf



   She was trying to talk him out of it.  She was cursing him, insulting him, but not pleading with him because Tohsaka Rin was too proud to beg.  Rin was using reason and logic, reminding him fully that his goal was fruitless.

   Her aquamarine eyes were radiant and a slight flush colored her fair cheeks as she continued to reason with him.

   Archer was beyond reason now.

   His plan had failed; spectacularly so even.  So everything was a last ditch effort to make sure he reached his goal.  He was even doing things that would have made him physically ill once upon a time.  Things like kidnapping Rin and tying her to a chair using shackles that Ilya had crafted to make sure that a magus couldn’t use their spells and abilities.

   Archer had done the unthinkable and he was fully aware of it.  He had taken Tohsaka Rin and turned her into a Damsel in Distress so his idiot, younger self would come to rescue her.  When Emiya Shirou played the hero, just like Archer knew he would – Just like I would have once long ago- Archer was ready.  It wasn’t just enough to kill the boy at this point.

   He wanted to crush him.  He wanted to be there when the ideal died in the teen’s eyes before he drove the killing blow home.  He needed this or everything would have been for nothing.  Another useless grand gesture in Archer’s long and cursed existence.

   “Your paradox?  It won’t work.  This isn’t your dimension of origin, Archer.  The chance that it could happen is barely a fraction of a percentage,” Rin said.

   Archer turned hard eyes to her and said, “At this point I really don’t care.”

   “Then why are you doing this?” she said, her voice rising to almost shrill octaves.  She bucked against the chair she was chained to, causing it to rattle and creak. 

   He took a step closer and asked, “Do you really want to know?” His voice was low and hard, even to him.  Rin’s eyes widened, but she leaned forward, not wanting him to see how terrified she was.  She did nod though, her eyes never leaving his.

   She’s probably thinking that there’s some way to get me back.  Despite betraying her to Caster and attempting to kill Emiya Shirou she still wants me to be her Archer again, he realized.  The realization came with a pang as he looked down at her.  Tohsaka Rin was talented and powerful, but she was a horrid magus for one simple fact.

   Rin couldn’t harden her heart.  She was too kind and caring.  She did things like use a rare heirloom to save a boy she barely knew.  An heirloom that he kept to his dying day and beyond; the trigger to her summoning him.

   So of course Rin was trying to save him again.  After all, he was that same boy that she saved days ago.  He knew that she knew, after all she’d been the first one to realize his secret that night.

   It would make sense in her mind to save him, even though Archer knew he was beyond saving.

   He lowered himself so he was mere centimeters away from her, their skin almost touching.  Her breath made tiny vapor trails in the cold room, and he watched as their creation quickened when he got closer to her.  He knew he should have stayed on the other side of the room with his back turned to her.

   Tohsaka Rin also was one of his greatest weaknesses, even if he could only admit it to himself.

   Archer said, “Even if it wouldn’t work, it would be worth pouring all of my frustration into him.”

   Rin took a deep breath, closed her eyes, squared her shoulders, and then looked him straight in the eye.  Her voice trembled ever so slightly as she said, “Then pour them into me.”

   What served as Archer’s heart seemed to stop for a moment before Rin’s words sank in.  He instantly rose to his full height and stepped away, shaking his head at her proclamation.  Rin continued, “If you’re so frustrated, do something about it, but I didn’t know that my Archer liked guys.”

   Archer stopped and looked at Rin, who was smirking at him, but even bound as she was her posture was rigid.  She said, “Not to mention, you’re so low on prana that you’d probably fade away before he gets here, Independent Action or not.”

   Now Rin was taunting him, all but laughing at him.

   He stared at her, her head tilted at a haughty angle with her gorgeous eyes bright and challenging.  With her hands behind her back, her chest was thrust forward and the room’s coldness made her nipples poke against her red turtleneck.  Her long, sculpted legs were spread apart and there was that teasing ring of white skin resting between where her thigh high stockings began and her skirt ended.

   “Now you’re the one being an idiot,” Archer said, beginning to turn away from the enticement before him.  I can throw her down to the ground and fuck her.  She couldn’t resist me and I can take what I wanted.  Take it all, take all of her. 

   Rin laughed and said, “You’re repressed.  I saw your memories, I saw her.  Frankly, she was an idiot.”

   Archer turned back to Rin as she shook her head and sighed.  She said, “She wasn’t strong enough to save you.”

   “And you are?” Archer said, and his mocking chuckle tasted bitter on her tongue.

   Rin swallowed and leaned towards him as much as she could.  Her voice was soft as she replied, “Yes.”

   He was before her again, their faces almost touching as he met her eyes.  “You’re wrong,” he whispered in a hoarse voice before pressing his lips against hers.

******

   Her Archer was hot, his lips almost scalding against Rin’s cold mouth.  She gasped at the initial touch.  After all there was heat, suddenness, and a whole storm of unique, terrifying, and overwhelming sensations.  Archer’s mouth was pressed against hers, a surprising warmth in the frigid chill of the abandoned castle he’d taken her to. 

   Yet there was nothing gentle about this kiss.

   Rin’s heart was racing and it felt like hundreds of butterflies had suddenly taken nest in her stomach and began to flutter restlessly there.  Her throat was tight and her head was spinning.  Her core and face felt like they were on fire while the rest of her felt nestled in ice.

   Archer gave no quarter, with hard movements he managed to part her lips and then there was the foreign sensation of his mouth entering hers.  Her jaw ached and her lips stung, but she wasn’t going to just sit there and let Archer take her.  Her own plan was hinging on the fact, that maybe, just maybe, if she could make him remember who he was then he’d give up his plan to kill Shirou.

   Logic and reason hadn’t worked, so Rin was relaying on other tactics. 

   And she couldn’t stop trembling as Archer ravaged her lips, knowing that this was just the beginning.

   I am a magus.  This is nothing.  Just a means to an end, she tried to tell herself as Archer’s tongue began to dance against hers.  The pressure on her lips relented somewhat and she found she could move.  Her chest was starting to tighten because she couldn’t get a good breath and then Archer moved himself from her lips.

   He was panting for air against her neck, his white hair brushing against her cheek.  She was aware of his broad body surrounding and dwarfing hers.  His hands were clutching the sides of her chair as they caught their breath.  Rin’s cheeks felt as if they had been doused in napalm and then lit as Archer began to brush his lips from her neck to her ear.

   She shivered at the sudden spark of sensation and gasped at the oddly pleasant caress.  There was a sharp prick on the sensitive lobe of her ear and she squirmed at that as it was followed by a sweet, sharp pressure.  “Rin,” Archer’s steel laden voice whispered into her ear.

   One hand moved from the side of her chair and up to her breast.  She swallowed, her throat suddenly dry as she felt the heavy weight upon her chest.  The sudden pressure made the already sensitive point of her nipple ache and she cried out slightly.  Then she felt warmth through cloth as nimble fingers began to toy with the tender point, sending more and more shocks through her system.  Her face flushed even more as her heart was racing in her chest.

   Archer moved so he could watch her face, his nimble fingers still toying with her left nipple, making it somehow harder and even more sensitive than before.  He said, “I’m going to fuck you.”

   Rin bit her lip and replied, “I know.”

   He leaned forward, his lips almost touching hers as he replied, “I’m not going to be gentle.”  His other hand moved up as well, and he stopped toying with her nipple.  Before she could do anything, both hands gripped her shirt and a sickening tearing sound filled the room as the fabric of her turtleneck and camisole gave way.  Frigid air hit her bare and hypersensitive skin and she squirmed, clinching her eyes shut and biting her lip.

   “I know, I wasn’t expecting you to be,” Rin whispered as she kept her eyes squeezed shut.

   His lips were on her throat again, alternating with kisses and hot licks.  She arched, baring more of her throat to him.  There was a thrill that sparked deep inside her as he nibbled on her neck as his hands cupped both of her breasts.  Despite his claim, those large and, luckily, hot hands were gentle on her skin as he began to knead her flesh together and apart.

   “Then why?” he asked as he kissed down to her collar bone, his steel colored eyes meeting hers.

   Rin swallowed and answered in a soft voice, “Because I want you to kiss me again.”

   Had the situation been less intense, Rin would have celebrated at the look Archer had on his face from her words.  The grim darkness that had haunted his gray eyes since Rin had woken up here lifted.  Those eyes widened and for an instant he looked like Emiya Shirou again, despite the white hair and the bronze skin.  He lifted his head towards her, a puzzled frown crossing his handsome features as his hands stilled upon her breasts.

   “You do?” he blurted out, his voice softer and more nervous than his threat of fucking her and not being gentle about it.

   Rin licked her dry lips and closed her eyes.

   And my Archer doesn’t disappoint, she thought when his lips met hers again.

   One hand still rested on her breast as another entangled in her long hair before their lips met again.  The difference between the almost violent kiss of before and this one was like night and day.  Rin was leaning up into him, feeling the parts of her body not being touched by Archer’s hand press into the hard caprice of his armor.  Her lips danced somewhat awkwardly against his, but this time it was her who slid her tongue into his mouth.

   Archer’s moan against her lips was one of surrender.

   Tohsaka Rin rejoiced; she had won, but she had to make sure she kept the spoils of her victory.

   Warmth was cooling in her core as she felt her body respond to Archer’s.  She was tingling with alternating warmth and cold, and a subtle, empty ache was making itself known.  They kissed, their lips, teeth and tongue dancing with a magic all of their own.  She took note of little things, like the oddly metallic taste of Archer’s mouth and the smell of steel, blood, and smoke emanating from him. 

   “And yet these hands will never hold anything.”

   It was part of his mantra to summon his Reality Marble, a sad and utterly lonely spell that
opened the door to a barren world of creation.  Rin separated her lips from Archer’s, taking a deep breath as they rested against each other, his hand still in her hair and her face against his neck.

   “I want those hands to hold me,” she whispered to him before biting his ear.

******

   “I want those hands to hold me.”  Rin’s voice was a husky throb against his ear before he felt blunt teeth bite into the lobe.  He groaned at that and gripped Rin’s hair.  Fire was raging in his body, and he was swollen and rigid in the confines of his pants.

   Despite being tied up, Rin had all of the power.  She had won.  Archer laughed against her, smelling roses, tea, and the blood scent that clung to all magi.

   He moved to let her go but there was another sharp bite at his ear.  He stilled and looked up at her and her cheeks matched the shredded remains of her sweater.  His gaze went to the high, small and perfectly formed breasts that were flushing a lovely shade of pink.  Their taunt, coppery-pink nipples all but begged him to kiss, suckle, lick, and nip them. 

   “You won,” he replied in a hoarse voice, “I’m going to let you go.”

   Her blushing intensified as she replied, “D-don’t.”

   He blinked at that and part of his lust addled brain realized he had Rin bound and willing.  He nodded and kissed her again, a flash of lips and heat.  His blood was roaring in his veins and he started kissing down her body again before tugging on her right nipple with his teeth before engulfing it.  She tasted like light sweat and something sweet and tart he couldn’t put a name to.  She tensed with a gasp as he suckled, laved, and nibbled at the coppery-pink point.

   He let Rin go long enough for him to pull off his mantle and released the prana constructing his cuirass so his upper half was bare.  He lifted his hands to ease the remains of her turtleneck and camisole down her arms so he could caress all the bare skin he could find.  His fingers found his way down to the pleated black skirt and it suffered the same fate that her shirt did. 

   Rin cried out as he tore her clothing off, leaving her in nothing but her stockings and a white pair of panties.  He gave her nipple one last playful nip as he settled back and enjoyed the sight of Rin all but naked, flushed, aquamarine eyes hooded and raven hair tumbling in wild disarray.  She had won, but he wasn’t going to give her an easy victory.

   Yet his chest was tight as he slid his fingers into the front of her panties.  “A-archer,” Rin said, her eyes widening as he found that her slit was completely bare.   He applied pressure at the apex and he watched the way Rin’s thighs jolted at that.  She closed her eyes, tilting her head away as he deftly parted her folds to slide his finger into hot, silken wetness.

   His chest tightened and he felt his whole body throb in response.  He wanted to be buried hilt deep into her where his finger was just teasing.  “God, you’re wet,” he said in an awe laced whisper as he idly slid his finger around her folds before prodding the nub partly hidden at their summit.

   Rin could only shake her head and blush as he began to rub the point of her weakness, delighting in the tiny cry she made.  The tiny nub began to swell and poke out of its hood as he teased it, alternating pressure as he used his thumb and middle finger to spread her open even more.  He moved so his face was in front of her while he could still toy with her. 

   Archer kissed her and Rin cried out as he felt he nub begin to retreat again.  He rubbed harder and faster, and said to Rin, “Come for me.”

   Her resistance shattered and so did she, her loud scream splitting the night.  Archer kissed and nuzzled her as she writhed and shivered against him.  His fingers lightly danced over her, enjoying the feel of tiny aftershocks with each jolt of her thighs.  Her lust coated his fingers and he wanted to burrow himself into her, thrust until they were both lightheaded and sated.

   Archer gave Rin one last caress as he lifted his fingers from her and removed them from her now lust drenched underwear.  Smirking, he brought the glistening digits to Rin’s face as she stared with lust addled eyes.  She looked up at Archer and he felt his smirk widen as she blushed a deep red.

   “Look how wet you are,” Archer said with a smirk before gently brushing Rin’s lips with his fingers.

   Her eyes widened as she felt her own wetness touch her lips.  However, to Archer’s shock, she demurely lowered her lashes before licking her own lust from his fingers.  He swallowed as she began to suck his fingers clean, and he felt his own heart race as his own ache became almost unbearable. 

   Rin whispered, “Do it.”

   Archer looked at her swollen mouth, shook his head, and stood to his full height.  His own stomach was knotted up, but he wasn’t going to fully surrender.  Not after he had felt her lips and tongue against his fingers.

   The sound of his zipper coming down was almost deafening, and the sight of Rin’s eyes widening to the size of saucers would have been funny any other moment.  His length was hard, hot, and swollen, and he groaned at the relief of being freed from the tight confines of his pants.  The thick head was starting to weep and he took himself into his hand, his breath catching at the spark of sensation.  He stroked himself once then again, his hips bucking with each sudden movement, as Rin continued to watch with those impossibly wide aquamarine eyes.

   He smirked as he leveled the thick head close to her lips and stroked her cheek with his free hand.

   “Suck,” he demanded in a low voice.

******

   Rin glared up at Archer at his command before looking at the thick length before her.  Her eyes widened as she studied it, taking in the thick head, the pulsing veins, and its girth.  Her chest tightened and her stomach clinched as she looked at the gleaming, clear droplets dribbling from that engorged tip.  Archer kept stroking her cheek before moving back to her hair again as he watched her with that smirk.

   “You want me to do what?” she asked, her voice rough from screaming just moments before.  Her Archer had played her like a fiddle, building her up to a shattering climax – literally.

   His fingers massaged the back of her head, which felt rather good, and he answered, “It’s not going to suck itself.”

   Heat poured in to her cheeks as she retorted, “I’ve never done anything like this before.”

   “I thought you were strong enough to save me, but you can’t suck my cock?” Archer asked, canting his head as he looked down at her.

   More heat filled her cheeks at his rather crude words.  She looked down, realizing that she was still wearing her panties rather dimly.  Then she glared up at him before leaning forward and lightly running her tongue over the tip.

   Her nose crinkled at the salty-bitterness she tasted when those few drops of his own lust hit her tongue.  However, Archer groaned and his hips thrust up in a way that made Rin pause.  Fine, I can do this, she thought before licking her lips and sliding her lips down that swollen length.

   It felt odd at first; there was a sense of fullness that was stretching her mouth open and an earthy, musky taste laced with metal and that same salty-bitterness.  Then that thick head hit something in her throat, and she felt something spasm back there, causing her eyes to water.  Archer was stroking her hair and his voice was more of a moan as he said, “If you take too much in at once, you’ll choke.  Start slow, I’ll help you.”

   She blinked at that, but she closed her eyes and began to experimentally suck.  There was a thick vein she ran her tongue over and she felt the obscene length in her mouth twitch at that.  Archer’s hands and hips began to guide her, and she was moving her mouth up and down his length.  Her jaw began to ache as Archer began to swell more and more in her mouth, his movements picking up the pace.  His hand at the base was stroking too, taking care of what Rin couldn’t get with her mouth without choking.

   Then his movements became almost violently erratic as he pulled himself from Rin’s mouth.  Rin blinked and then felt something hot, thick, and wet splash against her lips, nose, chin, and even her cheek.  With her eyes shut, she heard Archer groan, gasp and felt him shudder against her before she felt him go slack against her.  He was heavy, leaning against her as he gasped for air.

   Rin opened her eyes and her nose crinkled at that odd, musky salt smell and tasted more of that salty-bitterness on her lips as she realized what happened.  Her eyes narrowed as she listened to Archer heavily breathe as he was holding her.  Her eye twitched as she said in a scathing tone, “I can’t believe you did that.”

   Archer lifted himself off of her and looked down at her.  His gray eyes widened as Rin glared up at him, and there was a moment of satisfaction when she saw fear flash in those steely depths.  Archer himself was blushing as he reached for one of the tatters of her turtleneck and brought it up to her face.

   The cloth began to wipe up his mess as she said, “You finished before we even . . . and then you finished on my face!”

   “Well, it looks good on you,” he said with a teasing smile that made him look even more like his past self.  Once he got his mess cleaned off of her, he kissed her again.  She bit his lip, but other than that she did nothing to stop him and ended up returning the kiss with him.  His hands were in her hair and she was dimly aware of him untying the ribbons, letting the tangle raven locks fall freely around her.

   They pulled back so she could catch her breath and she felt those steel-colored eyes meet hers.  Those intense eyes seemed to drink her in and she squirmed from their intensity as she looked at Archer.  He was still in those pants, but naked from the waste up.  He was broad and thickly muscled, and that tawny skin was covered in a myriad of scars.

   Her chest tightened at the sight, just another reminder of the life he had lived and his current existence.

   As she inspected him, she noticed that he was already semi-hard again, even though he had just had an orgasm.  She swallowed, a bit of irrational fear eating at her.   However, Archer was kneeling before her, his white head going right between her thighs.  Dark fingers clinched her panties before tearing them away, leaving her almost completely naked in the cold air.  She shivered as she felt Archer’s warmth against her, a contrast from the frigid air.

   Her muscles tensed as his fingers were at her slit again, gently prying it open.  Her cheeks burned as she realized he was staring at her most private place in fascination.  “Stop it,” she whispered.

   “It’s pretty,” was Archer’s reply as she was suddenly invaded. 

   Rin gasped at the heat inside of her as Archer prodded her core with her finger.  Her inner muscles clamped down on the intruder and Archer groaned, sliding his finger in and out of her slick wetness.  “Tight too,” Archer said in a low voice as he looked up at her.

   She bit her lip and replied, “Of course it is . . . I’ve never . . .”

   “I know,” he said softly, “I want to kiss you here.”

   Rin’s eyes widened at that and she all but wailed, “But you can’t!  That place is dirty and . . .”

   Of course, Archer ignored her protest and began to flick his tongue against her folds.

******

   Despite having just came, Archer felt himself harden once again as he began to study Rin.  She was beautiful, exquisite, and for the moment, completely his.  No matter what happened after this moment, even if he could never find this record in the Throne, Rin would never forget.

   He was going to be her First.

   He was going to open those lovely pink folds and break that thin membrane protecting her core from him.  He was going to be the first person inside of her.  He was going to be the first person to mark her with his seed.

   Her cries as he experimentally licked her were music to his ears. 

   He had always wanted to do this, but his past lover had been too shy to let him.  He had tried on numerous occasions but he had only been denied.  Archer had no experience to guide him in this, just a few ero manga that a friend had given him an eternity ago.  He had been caught unaware of the sheer power he was feeling at the moment of the sweet-tart taste of Rin’s lust.  It was like a drug to him, and Rin’s cries were like a heady chaser for it.

   His tongue found that hidden nub once again, and he used his fingers to help hold her open as he flicked his tongue back and forth over it.  Rin’s hips were eagerly meeting his mouth as much as they could in the chair.  In a moment of inspiration, he wrapped his lips upon that tiny nub and began to suck.

   “Archer!”


   Her scream, her gyrations, and the taste of her on his tongue were working to be his undoing.  His concentration was shattering as Rin’s folds collapsed against his fingers and that tiny nub completely retreated from his lips.  She bucked hard against him with a wail, her body completely taunt before she trembled wildly before him.

   Giving her quivering folds one last lick, he pulled his finger out from her tight depths and moved his face from her.  The chair offered no resistance as he broke the seat, throwing it to the side before snapping the legs free as well.  This freed Rin’s legs but her hands were still bound behind her as he lifted her legs and settled on his between them.

   Rin’s hair was spilled across the concrete floor as her flushed and shivering body was presented to him.  Those long legs wrapped around his waist, pulling her glistening, bare slit to his swollen head.  He groaned as she parted to him, the tip of him surrounded by delicious, wet, hot, softness.  Then he began to press himself home, feeling Rin’s body resisting him as she hissed and looked at him.

   “Archer, stop, it hurts,” Rin said, her eyes wide, “Something’s wrong, you’re too big or . . .”

   He nodded and leaned towards her, pulling back.  Rin relaxed, sighing and she started to smile at him, to offer some suggestion when he gripped her hips.  Then without any preamble he thrust forward as hard as he could, feeling the resistance break.  Scalding, wetness that had very little to do with lust coated him as he slid inside of her to the hilt.

   A groan escaped Archer’s lips as he was suddenly surrounded by crushing tightness.  Rin cried out, her legs tightening around his waist as he held her tight.  He kissed her, letting her body relax as much as it could so he could move.  Rin’s voice was thick as she said, “I told you to stop.”

   “I can’t,” he said as he looked into her eyes before kissing her.

   For one glorious, shining moment the only thing Archer was aware of was Rin’s body wrapped around his, clinching at him from within and from without and the feel of her lips against his.  He couldn’t think; all he could do was feel the crushing grip slide into sweet friction as he began to thrust his hips against hers.  She cried out; he moaned, and soon the only sounds were Rin’s little cries, his grunts and moans, and the slick sound of their coupling.

   Lightning was starting to charge in his veins, causing him to swell even more.  His head began to swim with it, the feeling of being inside of Rin almost too much to bare.  They were kissing each other anywhere their lips could meet as he felt that crackling at the base of his spine.  He was going to lose himself in her; it was inevitable, and he didn’t want to stop it.

   “A-archer . . . t-t-together,” Rin managed to say, the chains around her ankles clinking as they tightened around him.

   Nodding, he slid his hand between them, kissing her again.  His questing fingers eagerly found that nub as he began to stroke in time with his erratic thrusts.  His hips were moving harder and faster now, pushing himself ever deeper into Rin’s body.  Her core began to flutter around him, tiny little grips that made his vision darken and the lightning in his veins rage.

   Then, suddenly, Rin arched up like a taunt bowstring with a loud cry right as her core began to collapse around him.  It sent him over the edge, his own body tensing as he thrust as deep as he could before pouring every bit of himself into her.  A loud grunt passed from his lips with each pulse of soul shattering release, spilling his essence into her in a torrent of warmth.  His hand moved from Rin’s slit to grip her hips as he lost himself into her.

   Weakness filled his muscles before he was aware of prana filling his circuits with a snap.  The world wasn’t crushing his existence anymore, and he felt the connection to his Master renewed.  He gently pulled out of Rin before collapsing beside of her.

******

   “You need to apologize,” Rin said sometime after they both had recovered enough to sit up.  There was a sickening crawling from within her tender core as she realized Archer’s seed was currently spilling out of her.  He was currently unbinding her hands; her arms were starting to ache and go numb.

   Once they were free she swung them back and forth to restore the blood flow as Archer looked at her with hooded grey eyes.  He said, “I said I wasn’t going to be gentle.”

   Rin flushed as she replied, “I . . . sort of liked that part.”

   “Really?” Archer frowned as he looked at her.

   Rin sighed and said, “It was nice not being the one in control for once.  I mean, don’t expect it to be a constant thing, but once and a while . . .” She shrugged with a gesture towards the chains. 

   Archer frowned and asked, “You want me apologize for trying to kill Emiya Shirou.”

   “That I can understand.  I don’t like it, but I can understand that you’re an idiot,” Rin said as she slid into Archer’s mantle because her clothing was currently destroyed.

   Archer sighed and said, “I apologize for betraying you.”

   “I’ll forgive you, someday.  You need to earn it though,” Rin said with a smirk as she attempted to stand up.   Her legs were shaky and she realized she was sore.  So she sank back down, burrowing into the mantle.

   “You okay?” he asked as he sat beside her.

   Rin blushed and answered, “I’m sore, I’m tired, and I gave my virginity to the guy who betrayed me.  Oh, and you’re leaking out of me.  So how do you think I’m doing?”

   “I’m sorry,” Archer said with a smirk.

   She smiled at that and said, “But I must be pretty damned awesome to completely turn you against your goal.  I think you don’t realize how amazing I am.”

   Archer met her gaze and said, “This can’t fix everything.”

   Rin reached out and took his hand.  She said, “You’re mine.  I’m not too keen on letting things that are mine go without a fight.”

   “I realized that,” Archer replied, leaning in for a kiss.


Author’s Notes: Yeah, I should be working on my serial this weekend, but I got bit by a porn plot bunny.  It’s rough, but I had fun writing it.  I guess I sort of missed my paring.  Plus I haven’t written porn in a god’s age.  Figured I needed to get wet again.

Also, this turned out a lot less rape-y than I originally envisioned.  Weird.

This is some alternate UBW route or something.  Just think Rin didn’t get Saber or something, I don’t know.  This is PWP damn it.

 

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Cross Effects 1.0 Archive / The Velvet Room
« on: February 07, 2014, 04:09:12 AM »
Welcome to the Velvet Room.

This is a "Free RP" thread where things can happen that have no impact on the game.

Your characters exist, but think of them existing before the actual RP started.  None of the relationships that have been formed in the RP have come to place yet.  This is a place were characters can interact, have fun, and maybe even shag without in-game consequence. 

An Omake thread if you will.

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Real World Topics / Ohayocon 2014
« on: November 25, 2013, 04:47:42 AM »
This year I will once again be attending Ohayocon in Columbus, OH.

The con runs from January 24th through the 26. I'll be doing several panels, including one on writing and a Type-Moon one with my husband.  If anyone's going to be there, maybe we could meet up and stuff.

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Secret Garden / The Batman Ring
« on: October 21, 2013, 05:42:29 AM »
So, I heard this tale told to me about this guy who worked with a friend of mine.

He hooks up with this chick on the internet. They meet up, they have a good time, and then she invites him to either a motel or her place. So they go together and they start to get their freak on.

During this foreplay, she ties him up face down on the bed. He's okay with this, expecting some good kinky shit to happen. Then suddenly she whispers in his ear, "Do you want to meet Batman?"

Confused by this, she then leaves him alone. He's left alone for a few minutes until the door opens and in steps a giant black man. A giant man stark ass naked wearing nothing but a Batman mask.

Then the poor man had, as told to me by my friend, "his ass torn up".

There is someone out there abusing the good name of Batman for anal rape! Or there's a Batman anal rape ring out there. Which is a terrifying thought.

So, if you find yourself tied face down on the bed asking if you want to meet Batman, tell them, "No thank you, I do not want to meet Batman."

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Fanfiction / I'll Take Vanilla (SakuraxShirou) BDSM Lemon
« on: August 14, 2013, 03:45:31 AM »
Disclaimer: I do not own Type-Moon or the Nasuverse.
I'll Take Vanilla

By: Elf



Warning: There is heavy lemon content!  Bondage! Cum play! Submission! Toys! If you are prudish or squeamish, turn back now.  Consider yourself warned, now happy fapping!
 
Shirou’s heart was currently thundering in his ears.  He wondered if it kept pounding like this if it would suddenly erupt from his chest in a sword covered mass, showing ribs that would look more like blades than bone.  His throat was tight, mouth dry, face awash in flame, oddly heavy but light at the same time. 
 
 And his dick was currently proclaiming that it was, indeed, the bone of its sword.
 
 Violet eyes met his and a lovely face flashed a beatific smile. He felt a sudden, sharp throb from the epoch of his need and repressed a full body shudder.  His eyes were locked on the sight before him and he could barely breathe.  Yet full, pink lips were curved in a smile and misty violet eyes were dark with need.
 
 Sakura was tied to the bed, her long, violet hair pooling around her naked form.  Her arms were above her head, making her ample breasts present themselves quite nicely.  Hard, pink nipples were already enticing him to taste, pinch, nibble, and squeeze.  Her legs were spread, lifted and bent at the knee, an intricate set of knots and lengths of nylon rope keeping her stationary.  He could see her smooth slit already slightly parted and glistening.
 
 He swallowed and asked, “A-are you sure you want to do this?”
 
 “Of course Sempai,” she said before licking her lips, “You can do whatever you want to me.”  His eyes were drawn to her dark pink tongue moistening her swollen lips.
 
 He rubbed the back of his head and asked, “What if I do something you don’t like or whatever?”
 
 “Then I say ‘Seaweed’ and you stop,” she said with a chuckle, reminding him of the rules Rider had told him about before he agreed to this.
 
 Tonight he could do whatever he wanted to Sakura, until she stopped everything with one word or he was too exhausted to do anything else.  Then tomorrow she would get to do the same to him until he had to stop her or she was too exhausted to continue.  He was both nervous and excited about tomorrow, but now he had Sakura tied up and helpless before him to do whatever
 he wished.
 
 Except, as always, he had no idea what he wanted other than to be in Sakura. 
 
 “Come here,” she said with a smile and he walked over to her.  Her eyes lowered to focus on his aching length.  “Let me take care of that for you,” she all but purred at him.
 
 That was enough to spur him into motion and he settled with Sakura between his legs.  He felt a jolt when he brushed himself against her soft breast.  His breath caught and then lightning crackled at the base of his spine when that dark pink tongue slid up the engorged head. Taking those soft, lovely breasts in his hand, he slid his length between them and the tip inside Sakura’s lips. 
 
 She began to suck, sending more and more sweet bliss crackling up and down his spine.  He gasped and then began to thrust, pressing her breasts together to make a tighter sheath around his thick, hard, length.  Loud, wet sounds filled the room with each thrust, harder and harder.  He thought he was going to burst; each movement was sending him closer and closer to the edge.
 
 Shirou swore he was going to shatter, and then stopped himself.  He pulled himself away and Sakura moaned in protest.  Biting his lip, he pumped his swollen shaft with his hand while pulling back. His other hand moved to Sakura’s weeping slit and he spread it open with his finger tips while stroking himself with the other.
 
 His vision flashed white, he gasped, and then felt himself explode.  Quivering pink folds were slathered in thick, pearly white. He squeezed himself to pull out the last of his release and looked at the sight of his cum sullying Sakura.  She was gasping and he could see her legs trembling.
 
 “Sempai,” she moaned as he pressed her lower lips together then apart to fully work the thick whiteness over her, fully soiling her.
 
 Even though the worms were gone, she had informed him that she still craved this with him.  At first he had been embarrassed, after all it was messy, but there was something hypnotic about seeing Sakura’s slit leaking his seed.  “You like that, don’t you?” he asked as he slid his index and middle finger inside her.
 
 Her walls clinched around him as he moved them in and out while catching his breath.  He felt himself start to rise again, but focused on her.  Sakura nodded and said, “Y-yes . . . Oh god, more Sempai . . .”
 
 He nodded, leaning down to kiss her as he slid his drenched fingers from inside of her to the apex of her folds.  Her tongue tasted slightly metallic, apparently still holding the taste of his skin.  He kissed her hard while moving his fingers rapidly over the hard, swollen nub that was her weakness.  He moved his fingers fast and hard over her, knowing just what she liked.
 
 Moments later she bucked with a scream, and he could feel her clinch wantonly at nothing.  Again, he was hard and aching, and her core was still quivering.  Not giving her a chance to recover, he thrust into her.  He groaned at the feel of soft folds tightening around him as he filled and stretched her.  He savored the sensation before thrusting hard and fast, knowing that she could take it.  That she craved it.
 
 Her sweet cries were filling the room and he relished in them, losing himself in her soft skin and tight sheath.  Each hard thrust sent fire flowing to his veins, making him harder and harder with each rough movement.  He was swelling to the bursting point, but he pushed harder and harder, as if he was trying to reach her womb.
 
 He was dimly aware of screaming Sakura’s name over and over again.  Then lightning struck and he bucked with a roar.  He erupted, flooding her with his seed and warmth while she clamped down on him with delicious screams of her own.  Her inner walls milked him for everything he had until he was completely drained.
 
 Then he collapsed on top of her with a smile, and he could hear her heavily breathing as well as he used her breasts as a pillow. He felt soft hand stroke his hair and looked up to see that Sakura had freed herself and was smiling down at him.  Soft lips brushed against his forehead and she said, “You’re too sweet, Sempai.”
 
 “I’m just not good at this sort of thing,” he said as he felt heat rush his cheeks.
 
 Sakura grinned and said, “Well, you’re good at the important parts.”

 
******
 
 Sakura smiled at the sight before her, Shirou bound with a leg bar spreading his legs and his hands behind his back.  A length of black silk had been wound around his face to cover his eyes, and it was the only thing covering him.  Muscles gleamed under the dim light, and she kissed the scar on his shoulder.
 
 “Now, say ‘Seaweed’ when I do something you don’t like,” she said in a sweet voice as she wrapped her hand against his engorged length.  She could feel the thick veins pulsing under her fingertips and smiled.  She lightly traced her fingers over him and he groaned with a nod, the ball gag between his lips keeping him from doing anything else.
 
 “Now it’s my turn,” she said as she picked up the slim, silver vibrator lying beside her.  A twist of the wrist filled the room with a faint buzzing sound as she turned it on the low setting.  Then she began to slowly trail the tip underneath the thick ridge of the head of Shirou’s – her – cock.  A groan escaped the gag as his shaft jolted in her hand.  Chuckling to herself she picked up the ring on the other side and opened it.
 
 Shirou gasped as she clasped the ring around the base of his dick, his hips thrusting fruitlessly.  She leaned forward and whispered, “You’ll cum when I want you to come.”  Then she pulled the vibrator away from his thick, twitching length and opened a white tube laying beside her. 
 
 Rider had suggested all of the lovely toys at Sakura’s side. She wasn’t sure if she was brave enough to use the slim, metal rods to thrust inside of Shirou’s urethra, but she had them anyway.  However this was something she was brave enough to do.  Smiling she coated the vibrating metal rod with the clear, thick fluid and made sure there was some on her fingers as well.  Then she moved to his muscular rear with a rather wicked smile that he couldn’t see.
 
 “Now, you need to relax, Sempai,” she all but sang out as she pressed the vibrator into his firm cheeks.
 
 He jerked with a hard cry as she invaded him, but she kissed his cheek and neck as she coaxed the toy into his virgin passage. “There,” she said as she pushed it as far as it could go before turning it to full strength.  Shirou cried out, his hips jerking as his cock twitched and the thick head oozed clear lust for her.
 
 “Is that on a sweet spot?” she asked as she pushed him onto his back.  He nodded, all but growling behind the gag.
 
 Sakura smiled, and then positioned her slit over his straining girth.  She groaned as she sank down on him, feeling the delicious feeling of being filled by her lover.  Each twitch of him inside her was treasured as she began to ride him.  One of her hands moved to between where they were joined to toy at the swollen nub at the apex of her folds as almost an after thought.
 
 Each thrust of her riding him brought her higher and higher, and each muffled cry under his gag only drove her wilder.  She could feel her own lust pour from her, soaking them both until they were sticky.  The tension within her was building more and more, she was going to shatter.
 
 And she wanted him to pour into her when she did.
 
 “Now,” she groaned as she unfastened the ring and sent it flying across their bedroom.
 
 Shirou grunted hard as he pressed into her, pushing even deeper.  The first spurt of heat sent her crashing over the edge with a scream as her inner walls collapsed around her lover. Her vision blurred white as she cried out her joy for her Sempai to hear her.
 
 Then she fell over him, the energy sapped from her muscles for the moment. The sound of their heavy breathing mingled with the mechanical buzz of the vibrator filled the room.  Sakura felt her strength returning and she moved herself off of Shirou’s still twitching length.  She reached up, removed the ball gag, and then positioned her dripping slit over Shirou’s face.
 
 “Now, you’d better lick me clean,” she said with a smile as she lowered herself onto his waiting tongue, ready to start round two.
 
 As always, he never disappointed. 

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Fanfiction / To the Victor Go the Spoils
« on: August 13, 2013, 04:59:22 AM »
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Type-Moon characters or properties expressed in the work of fiction below.  They belong to Type-Moon and their creator, Kinoko Nasu.  This is a fanfiction not meant for profit but hopefully entertainment.
 
 
To the Victor Go the Spoils
 By: Elf
 

 
 Bright green light spilled forth, covering the gardens and bathing it in a ghastly parody of daylight.  Trees shook from the force of power being summoned to one spot, the world protesting at the unnatural forces at work here.  Tohsaka Masaru’s hand still stung from where his blade had cut into it, and hot liquid still trickled from the wound.  Teeth gritted, the young magus opened his eyes to see the light fade and smoke clear.
 
 Standing in the center of the elaborate circle carved into the earth was a slender figure dressed in heavy leathers with a long dark green cloak.  Masaru forced his waning prana into his eyes to get a better look at the hero he had called.  A hand covered by a fingerless glove crafted of thick brown leather moved to push the hood covering the hero’s face. 
 
 Masaru’s breath caught at the dazzling emerald eyes that met his that were set into a heart shaped face framed by a riot of curls the color of burnished copper.  The young woman approached, and he could see the long bow and quiver full of arrows strapped to her back and the bastard sword sheathed at her waist.  She then dropped to one knee, folded her right arm over her breasts, and lowered her head.
 
 Those emerald eyes looked up at him as a tiny smile crossed her features.  She asked in a lilting voice in perfect Japanese, “I ask of you, are you my Master?”
 
 Masaru bowed as well and replied, “I thank you for responding to my Summons.  I am your Master, Tohsaka Masaru.  My fate is in your hands.”
 
 “Then my bow and blades are yours to command.  I am Servant Archer,” she replied as she rose to her feet.
 
 He looked to the yew branch he had taken from England when he was in his teens and then back up at the cloaked Servant.  It felt as if cotton had suddenly filled his mouth and his heart was racing as she grinned at him.  He ran a hand through his hair and said, “I didn’t expect my Servant to be a woman.”  Especially one so lovely.
 
 “Masaru, are you dissatisfied with your summoning?” Archer replied as she pushed a curl from her eyes.
 
 He felt heat flood his cheeks as he rapidly shook his head. Hands were held up palm out as he answered with a nervous laugh, “Oh, no, you just weren’t exactly what I was expecting.”
 
 “Would you have rather had a lumbering mountain of muscle that reeked as your partner?  Or me?” she replied with a quicksilver smile as she approached him, moving with a lithe, feline grace.
 
 That burn in his cheeks intensified, and he looked away from that coy smile and dancing emerald eyes.  He swallowed, clinched his fists, and met her gaze.  Archer was still smiling at him, one hand on her slim hip.  This close he could see that she was wearing some sort of leather armor, and there were a series of throwing knives strapped onto one of her supple thighs.
 
 He said, “Well, come along, Archer, we have quite a lot to talk about.”
 
 “Yes, I suppose we do,” she replied, that smile never fading, as she pulled her hood again, concealing her face and gender once more.   
 

 ******
 

 Takia Edelfelt clamped her hand over her still bleeding wrist.  Sini bouncing beside her, amber curls swaying back and forth. Her small hands, identical to Takia’s own, gripped Takia’s arm.  Small teeth bit into the side of a cheek, and Takia tasted blood, but said nothing as the flare died down and the sisters were looking at two men in armor.
 
 The one standing in front of Takia wasn’t overly tall, but garbed in shining armor with sharp features and swarthy skin.  His dark eyes met Takia’s and he made a fist of his right hand before slamming it into his armored breast plate.  His black hair was combed neatly from his face and rested on his neck.  He had a pointed beard and reminded Takia of pictures of conquistadors that she and Sini had seen in history books.
 
 Oddly enough, the man standing in front of Sini as almost identical to the one in front of Takia.  However there were marked differences; white and silver were liberally shot through that dark hair and beard, the armor was torn and dinted in several spots, and the proud face was marked with various scars.  Sini released Takia’s arm before skipping over to the man standing before her.
 
 Her aquamarine eyes were bright as she said, “We did it, sister dearest!  We did the impossible.  Those fools said this couldn’t be done, but look!”
 
 Takia was looking, a gnawing feeling crawling in her stomach as she looked at the man before her.  The older one bowed deeply to Sini, while the younger one met Takia’s gaze brazenly.  As one the warriors asked, “I ask of you, are you my Master?”
 
 Immediately, Sini nodded and said, “Yes, I, Sini Edelfelt, summoned you from beyond death and time to put my fate into your hands.”
 
 Takia bit her cheek again, held her head up, and held up her bleeding arm.  To the knight before her she said, “This is proof of our contract, Servant.  I am your Master, Takia Edelfelt.  Together we will attain the Holy Grail.”
 
 Her knight smiled, his dark eyes dancing as he bowed to her. “I lived for conquests, let me obtain what King Arthur failed to.  I am Saber, and together we will win.”
 
 Sini leaned forward and whispered, “Isn’t this amazing, sister dearest?”
 
 Takia only nodded as she eyed her mirror image before curtsying to Saber.
 
******
 

 Masaru, despite being Japanese, preferred Western teas.  He supposed spending years in England studying gave him the taste for it. The memories of the Clock Tower themselves blended in and out with pompous instructors hailing from long bloodlines that screamed of inbreeding to keep up the magi heritage.  One of the instructors had an extra finger on his right hand and an extremely lazy eye, but no one brought up those deformities due to what he could do with Air and Fire.
 
 Being Japanese, Masaru had been isolated and even ridiculed by his peers.  He knew that his parents had wanted him to study at the Clock Tower, but it had been a chore to say the least.  Other magi remarked on his accent when he spoke proper English, the slant of his dark eyes, or the golden undertone underneath his pale skin.  Yet he studied to please his mother and father, and to prepare himself for this moment.
 
 His hands shook ever so slightly as the dark amber liquid filled the delicate china teacup.  Archer had taken off her cloak and gloves, slinging them over the chair beside her, and was sitting across from him.  One leg was crossed over the other, and she had leaned forward slightly on it.  Those uncanny eyes watched his every move, and that slight grin never left her face.
 
 Masaru wiped his sweaty palms on the tea towel and extended the cream and sugar.  “How do you take your tea?” he asked.
 
 Archer tucked a lock of her curly copper hair behind an ear and answered, “With honey.” She pointed to the sugar.  “This was a luxury in my life time, one that I did not get to indulge in enough to gain a taste for it.”
 
 “Well, how about I make it to my tastes and see if you enjoy that,” he suggested as he put three cubes of sugar and a dab of the heavy cream into each tea cup.  A silver spoon deftly swirled the mixes together, making the tea look pale and opaque now.  The sweet smell filled the room and he inhaled deeply of it.  Archer sat up as well, her eyes going wide as he handed her a cup with a lopsided smile.
 
 Her long fingers with their blunt cut nails wrapped around the cup and she hunched down in the chair a bit more.  The cup was brought to her lips and Masaru watched as she took the first sip.  Those emerald eyes grew as wide as the saucers resting on the table as she tilted the cup back and downed it all.  A loud smacking sound of satisfaction poured from her lips before she wiped them off with the back of her hand.
 
 Masaru sat down and took his tea cup.  He was smiling as he asked, “Did you find it agreeable, Archer?”
 
 “May I try one of these?” she asked with those wide eyes, looking girlish as she pointed to the cubes in the sugar bowl.
 
 The first sip of tea was bliss and his eyes closed while he enjoyed it.  He replied, “I thought Servants only needed prana to exist.”
 
 “You were the one to offer me a beverage, Masaru.  Just because I don’t need it, doesn’t mean I won’t enjoy it,” she replied as she reached out and plucked a sugar cube from the bowl.
 
 He did grin as he watched her pop it into her mouth and began to suck on it.  Her reaction to the sugar was almost the same as it was towards the tea, but with a tiny moan of satisfaction.  He chuckled and said, “My Archer has a sweet tooth.”
 
 “Your Archer is used to game, roots, and simple fare,” she replied, her voice distorted by the sugar cube.  She then swallowed before reaching for the tea pot, filling her cup, dropping four cubes of sugar in and a larger dollop of cream.
 
 His eyebrows raised as he watched her down her second cup of tea that was accompanied by a loud, “Ahhah!” and a smack of her now glossy lips.  Pink had brushed across her fair, freckled cheeks as she eyed the tea pot then looked up at him.
 
 Tohsaka Masaru smiled as he pushed the tea pot closer to her and said, “I can always make more, Archer.  Please take your fill.”
 
 “I would have taken it anyway,” she said with a grin as she fixed her third cup of tea.
 
 He sipped on his tea and asked, “Really?”
 
 “Of course.  I rob from the rich and give to the poor.  Just right now the poor happens to be me,” Archer answered with a smirk.
 
 Masaru shook his head and said, “Honestly, I did not expect Robin Hood to be a woman.”
 
 “I’m just one hero who was given the name ‘Robin Hood’. There were many of us who protected the forests and peasant folk of England. You used a yew branch to summon ‘Robin Hood’,” she said as she slowly drank her third cup of tea.
 
 He nodded and said, “Yes, I cut it from one of the trees in Sherwood myself.”
 
 “Why did you choose an Archer anyway?  We are not known for our strength,” she asked as she idly toyed with one of her curls.
 
 Masaru looked into his tea cup and answered, “Because the Tohsaka family has always summoned an Archer since the Holy Grail War began over a century ago.  Tohsaka Nagato summoned an Archer.  His granddaughter, my grandmother, summoned an Archer.  It is tradition.”
 
 “Bugger tradition.  If you’re going to wage a war, shouldn’t you summon the most powerful Servant possible?  I can feel your strength, Masaru.  You should have gone for someone like Lancelot or Galahad.  A powerful Saber,” Archer replied with a smirk and her eyelashes coyly lowered over her eyes, “Not a potentially disobedient Archer.”
 
 Heat filled his cheeks as he said, “Well, I do have these to keep you in line.”  He rolled up his sleeve, displaying his Command Seals on the back of his forearm, a large open circle surrounding a smaller closed one with a line connecting the two circles at the top. The red marks were like a tattoo upon his fair skin and it hurt when they had appeared, but they were absolutely necessary.
 
 Archer held up three fingers and she said, “You only have three chances to bind me to your word, Masaru.”
 
 “I know that, Archer,” Masaru said with a huff as he rolled his sleeve back up and buttoned the cuff, “My family is one of the three founding families of the Grail War after all.”
 
 The Servant’s extended hand rested back upon the table.  She replied, “And the other four Masters are fodder.”
 
 The magus gritted his teeth, nodded, but held her gaze, and said, “Yes.  They are.”
 
 “So, why did you purposely choose an Archer?” she asked as she took another drink of her tea.
 
 Masaru straightened his lapels and took up his tea cup again.  He answered, “I chose Robin Hood because her aim never fails, that her heart was in the right place to help others and therefore not allow the Grail to fall into an unworthy Master and Servant’s hands, and because Robin Hood was the greatest thief that ever lived.”
 
 “Well the most noble,” she said before saluting him with her tea cup, “If you want to call it that.”
 
 He met her gaze and said, “I summoned Robin Hood with the hope that she could steal the other Servants’ Noble Phantasms.”

 ******
 

 Archer raised her eyebrows as she looked at her Master and hold his bold decree.  Another drink of tea danced that delightful blend of aromatic, sweet, and creamy upon her tongue and she felt her toes curl into her boots from it.  She leaned back in the chair and studied the exotic man who had called her forth.
 
 He was not much taller than her, and his face had an oddly beautiful if delicate quality to it.  His fair skin had gold undertones to it and his eyes and hair were as black as a crow’s and gleamed with that same intelligence.  A large silver ring set with a sapphire rested on the middle finger of his right hand, and she noticed a bracelet set with multiple stones hidden underneath that same sleeve.  A second look got her notice of the blood red stones that had been studded in each of his ear lobe, the light catching and bouncing from them. 
 
 It was the sort of booty she would have gleefully taken back during her lifetime to sell part of for goods for her followers and to give the other half to the needy.  The finery around her spoke that her Master would have been a ripe pocket to pick if she lived in this day and age.  However he had called her from Death to be his weapon in this War, to win the Grail and the wishes upon it.
 
 If they won, it was her understanding that she would have gotten a wish as well.  Now that would be an amazing thing.  A wish to spend to help those in need. No rich and no poor.  Everyone having exactly what they needed to be comfortable, no more and no less.  The end of greed.  The end of Robin of the Hood, she thought as she looked at her cup.
 
 She drained the last of its contents before pouring the rest of the pot’s contents in her cup.  The steam swirled in her face and she inhaled it before adding admittedly absurd amounts of the sugar and cream into it once again.  She looked at her Master, those sharp black eyes watching her.
 
 Taking a sip and savoring it, she answered, “Aye, stealing other Servants’ Noble Phantasms would be what you would consider my Noble Phantasm.”
 
 “And you can use them?” Masaru asked in his low, lyrical voice.
 
 Archer nodded and replied, “For the most part yes.  There are some Phantasms that are attached to heroes that only the hero in question can use, but those are fairly rare.”
 
 “I am sorry you will have to break your code about ‘Stealing from the Rich to Give to the Poor’, my Archer,” Masaru said with a sigh and a shake of his head.
 
 “Robin Hood” held up her cup of tea and said, “In this case, Masaru, I am the poor.”

 ******
 

 “What sort of heathen land have we gotten ourselves to, sister dearest?”
 
 Your sister complains quite often, Takia’s Saber said in her mind as he stayed close in his spirit form.  She smiled as she looked at Sini dressed in blue finery, her arms folded under her breasts.  Takia herself was wearing a simple gray pants suit with her golden curls pinned back as much as possible under a dark fedora. 
 
 Sini’s pert nose was scrunched as she eyed the small and exotic people around them.  Some of them were dressed similarly to Takia, but others were wearing robes of bright colors and shuffled about.  Strains of an exotic language caught Takia’s ears as she looked about her, keeping her senses open but focused on nothing.
 
 Sini said, “Just look at them, Takia.”
 
 “They probably find us just as queer, Sini,” Takia replied as she laced her arm with her sister’s.
 
 Sini sighed, her shoulders slumping, and replied, “To think we have to come to such a place to win the Holy Grail.”
 
 Takia nudged her twin and replied, “Think of it as a grand adventure.  We’ve left the mansion and Father.  We have done the impossible.”
 
 “That we have,” Sini said with a haughty smile, “We will win this together, sister dearest.”
 
 “But first we must go to that priest and ‘register’ our Servants,” Takia said, knowing that most of the people around here wouldn’t understand their native tongue.
 
 Sini nodded and said, “I wonder if any of the other Masters have summoned their Servants as well.”
 
 I look forward to battle, Lady Takia, Takia’s Saber said to her, I would love to cross blades with King Arthur.
 
 Takia smiled and said, I would rather see you duel against Beowulf myself.
 
 That Monster Slayer does not frighten me,
Saber replied in his exotic accent.
 
 Of course not, you were the Conqueror, and only those worthy could stand against your blade, she sent back, figuring flattering an epic hero would be a good practice from time to time.
 
 Takia nodded as she led her sister to one of the few churches that the Japanese capital sported. 
 
 As they approached the church, Takia noticed a group of men and woman dressed in similar drab colors but yet of fine, tailored cuts congregating in front of the church.  She nudged her sister, and Sini tilted her head at the sight.  Then a young woman dressed in black emerged from the church, rubbing her wrist.  She joined the uniformed group, they spoke for a moment before heading into the city proper.
 
 Takia frowned and said, “I think that was the Association’s representative for the Grail War, Sini.”
 
 “She has an army at her beck and call,” Sini said with a matching frown.
 
 In Takia’s mind, Saber’s voice was amused as he said, A small and weak army.  Do not worry, Lady Takia.  I will prevail over them and turn them to our cause.
 
******
 

 “Merciful Mary, you’re twins.
 
 Sini rolled her eyes and Takia clinched her jaw.  Standing before them was the mediator of this war, Father Eric Baker.  The man walked with a heavy limp even with the assistance of
 his ornate steel cane.  He was dressed in the typical cassock that the priests of the Catholic Church favored, and his straight, steel colored hair touched his white collar.  Half of his face was a ruin of scars and his left eye was a milky white expanse that focused on nothing.
 
 Sini let her twin’s arm go as she walked up to the priest.  A coy smile curved her lips as she tapped them with her gloved index finger.  “Sister dearest, wouldn’t you say that this man of the cloth is exceptionally observant?” she asked before looking at her mirror image standing behind her.
 
 Takia smiled, her aquamarine eyes almost glowing as her boot heels rang out upon the wood floor of the church.  She walked to join Sini and said, “We are an unexpected pair, Sini.  Not every magus family is as wondrous as the Edelfelts.”
 
 “True, especially in these heathen lands,” Sini replied with a tilt of her head.
 
 Father Eric cleared his throat, bowed his head, and said, “My apologies, Ladies Edelfelt. Even a humble man of God such as me knows the traditions of mages.”
 
 “Our power crushes tradition, Father Eric,” Sini said before tossing her curls back.
 
 Takia smiled and replied, “Our family has found a way to bypass such things.  The Edelfelt line will flourish and grow when others become stagnant and decayed.”
 
 Only half of Eric’s face could smile, and Sini found herself tasting bile at sight of it.  She swallowed her unease and looked at her sister.  Eric asked, “So, are you here as participants of the Holy Grail War?”
 
 “Yes,” the sisters chimed in unison.
 
 Eric asked, “And which one of you managed to summon a Servant, and what class did you summon for the records?”
 
 Show yourself, Saber, Sini thought to her Servant with a smile as both Conquerors came into view, standing behind their respective master.  Eric’s face went white and he took a step back at the sight of two versions of the same Saber summoned behind the twin magi.  A gnarled, withered hand reached up to form the sign of the cross on his head before he shook his head.
 
 Takia’s voice rag out as clear as a bell as she said, “I am Takia Edelfelt, and I am Servant Saber’s Master.”
 
 “I am Sini Edelfelt, and I have called forth Servant Saber for the Third Holy Grail War,” Sini said with a slow smile as the priest stared.
 
 He shook his head and said, “This is . . . impossible.”
 
 “We are the Edelfelts.  Through grace and poise we make the impossible a reality,” Sini said with one hand on her hip.

 ******
 

 The smell of blood was thick in the air, a rich, metallic and cloying scent that burned Egon Grosser’s nostrils.  He lifted a silk handkerchief scented heavily with peppermint oil to his nostrils and inhaled.  Coldness burned his throat as the heavy mint scent cleared out his sinus passages while overriding the sweet copper tang that was hanging over everything.
 
 Standing beside him was a stout figure in black robes with a white skull serving as his face.  Blood was still dripping down compact fists before it was idly shaken off.  Thick swatches of wet crimson were smeared on the walls and there was more of it in the other rooms. Grosser’s heavy boots squished due to the vicious fluid that had soaked into the carpet.  In the corner of his eye he could see the broken cage of stained ivory sticking up out of a heavy pea coat.
 
 Admittedly, Grosser had been disappointed in drawing Assassin as his Servant, but he had to admire the diminutive hero’s abilities.  Within moments the Servant had rendered his way through the Clock Tower’s elite as if it was nothing.  Even though the Third Reich would have thrown the malformed Assassin in a Concentration Camp had he’d been a man and not a familiar.
 
 However, looking at him, or rather into that impassive yet unsettling face he wore told Grosser that even the strongest of the Aryan master race could not have bested him.  Assassin’s mere presence chilled the blood and culled the senses.  His fists could make people explode from the force of his blows, and ripping out a heart through a rib cage was just a flick of his thick, powerful wrists.
 
 “Very good, Assassin of mine,” Grosser said while adjusting his uniform.
 
 The small Servant merely bowed.  In the short while after summoning him, Grosser was aware that Assassin was a man of few words. In the other room, Grosser heard screams and
 could see brilliant light spilling from the door’s cracks. 
 
 Grosser tilted his head towards the door and asked, “Do you think she succeeded, Assassin of mine?”
 
 Assassin’s voice was low and whisper soft as he said, “Yes.  She is ruthless, even more so than you.”
 
 “Yes, I know.  Her place should be on her back bearing strong children, but that would be a waste of her talents,” Grosser said with a tiny smile.
 
 The door opened and he smiled at the sight standing before him.  Tall, blond and blue eyed, she was the Aryan poster child. Grosser could see the definition of her muscles even under the black leather coat she was wearing.  Red had splattered against her face, bringing her eyes to even sharper contrast than normal.
 
 Ilse Brunner’s hands were bare as she lifted her left arm for Grosser’s inspection.  Like a brand on her skin, a red geometric pattern had appeared.  Grosser smiled and asked, “Where you able to take English bitch’s command seals?”
 
 “With ease, may I introduce you to Rider?” Ilse said with a smile as she stepped out of the way, and a man with longish dark hair appeared.  He was heavily muscled and dressed in a tunic with light armor.  A crude sword was fastened to his hip and he had a golden bridle across his broad shoulders.
 
 The Servant’s dark eyes narrowed at Ilse and Grosser, but Grosser smiled.  He said, “Your efforts have pleased me, Ilse.”
 
 “Thank you, Sir.  For the Fuhrer,” she said with a salute before slamming her heels together.
 
 Servant Rider’s scowl only deepened as his jaw tightened even more.
 

 *****
 

 
 “This isn’t right,” Archer said, her hood obscuring the frown that Masaru knew his Servant would be wearing.
 
 He nodded in agreement and said, “Yes, the War has always been held on the Tohsaka lands.  In fact, that was my family’s major contribution to it.”  His fists closed tightly, the rings on his fingers biting into his flesh under his gloves.  A frown etched into his features as he looked around.  Paper walls surrounded them, and the woven mats under his feet felt odd.  He had been so use to his Western surroundings back in Fuyuki that he had forgotten what a Japanese home was actually like.
 
 Archer pulled her hood back as she asked, “Then why the bloody hell are we here?”
 
 “Politics.  More than the three families are waging this war.  Apparently it was protested that I would have had too much of an advantage on Fuyuki’s soil,” Masaru said with a sigh and a shake of his head.
 
 White even teeth worried Archer’s plump lower lip as her green eyes looked down.  The Servant folded her arms under her breasts as she started to lean against the wall.  It rustled behind her, she bolted up right and moved away from it.  “So much paper would have been Tuck’s dream,” she said with a shake of her head and a low chortling sound.
 
 He blinked and asked, “Friar Tuck?”
 
 “Aye.  He always had a love for books and whatnot, however he couldn’t give up wine and women to take his Vows,” Archer said with a lopsided smile.
 
 Masaru sank to his knees on the futon beside him and folded his hands on his lap.  Joints protested the unfamiliar position, but he kept it as Archer went down on one knee beside him.  The folds of her deep green cloak whispered against the fabric of the futon, but she did not join him on it.
 
 “I wonder how much of your myth is truth,” Masaru said as he lifted his left hand to his mouth.  Starched cotton was unpleasant against his tongue as he pulled the garment off with his teeth and set it aside.  He carefully removed its twin from his other hand, careful not to touch the hidden seams that were filled with tiny red tourmalines he selected himself.
 
 Archer tilted her head, grinned, and replied, “I would believe that there are parts to every one of the ‘Robin Hoods’ lives that became interwoven into the myth.  I assure you, I had no Maid Marian.”
 
 Heat filled his cheeks as he looked away, stammering, “I didn’t insinuate that.”
 
 “But now you’re going to think about it,” Archer said with a chuckle, “Mayhap you should think of the lively maiden as a blond. Wouldn’t that be a lovely contrast?”
 
 Tension from Archer’s words filled his body as the heat continued to grow.  He could not meet her eyes as he replied, “You’re bold.”
 
 “I didn’t become the downtrodden’s champion by being meek,” she said, her voice lilting ever so slightly.
 
 He looked at her and said, “Or maybe the Sheriff of Nottingham was a temptation, despite your animosity to one and another.”
 
 Her lips curved into a snarl and she replied, “Tyrants are never attractive.  Like this Hitler I saw in your newspapers while traveling here.”
 
 “You read about Hitler-san?” Masaru asked, blinking at his Servant.
 
 She bowed her head and said, “From what I read, it seemed like he wants to bring the world to war.”
 
 “Would that be a horrible thing?  There are things that need to be changed,” Masaru replied.
 
 Her emerald eyes flashed as she met his, her body becoming tense beside his.  “War is always a terrible thing, Masaru.  You’ll know this soon enough, and mark my words, this Hitler is just another Sheriff of Nottingham.”
 
 Masaru asked, “Why do you think that?”
 
 “Read more up on your country’s potential ally and you’ll see what I have,” Archer said while holding his gaze.
 
 He swallowed, his cheeks feeling very hot while the rest of him felt like ice.  Slowly, his hand reached out to touch her arm. Archer’s eyes became wide as saucers as she looked at him.  The touch of his hand on her arm felt awkward, but not unpleasant by any means.  He patted, surprised at the hardness of muscle he felt there. 
 
 “You live up to your legend, my Archer,” he said while withdrawing his hand.
 
 She blinked at that before smiling.  She said, “Well, you and I have our own war to wage.  I think we should scout and find out about our enemies before charging full into battle.”
 
 “That would be a very sound course of action,” Masaru said with a smile.
 
 Archer fluidly rose to her feet and replied, “And maybe you’ll hear me call out for Marian in my sleep.”
 
 Tohsaka Masaru felt a garbled sound rise from his throat as his cheeks caught flame again.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Annnnnnd now the notes.
 
 If you hadn't already guessed it, this is a 3rd War fic focusing on how the Tohsaka stole an Edelfelt.  Originally, I was going to write it for Arashi's contest for "Missing Scene", but it sort of grew way out of proportion.  5,000 words in and it hadn't even scratched the surface. Still, I thought, "Well, if I just focused on Masaru and Takia's parts, I can do this!"
 
 Then I got called for Jury Duty and ended up losing four nights of writing time before the contest was over.  Still, there's a few days left right? 
 
 Hehe, no.  Well, not enough to get it done without making it feel rushed and poorly plotted.  Which I couldn't turn in with good conscience.
 
 I would still like to work on this- I love the idea, and more importantly it would prove that I can write something that doesn't have EMIYA Archer in it.  Even though there's another Archer that I fell for here.  Also El Sid Sabers!
 
 Just I've come across a sort of stumbling block and would like to see what others say.
 
 But look, Elf can indeed write a story that doesn't involve EMIYA Archer.

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Fanfiction / The Blood On Her Hands (FSN) Dark Fic
« on: August 13, 2013, 04:54:57 AM »
Elf's Note: This fic is a couple of years old.  It's also one of my darkest pieces of writing and I'm still proud of it.
 
 Disclaimer: Fate/Stay Night belong to Type-Moon and its respective companies.  I do not own the properties or the characters contained within.  This story is not written for profit, just entertainment.
 
 WARNING: Dark fic, character death.  Read at your own risk.
 
 Author’s Notes: This is a lot different than what you guys are usually use to reading.  There’s no real romance in this story and tragedy strikes heavily.  The contest this is wrote for is for Shakespearean themes.  Just my favorite Shakespeare works are his tragedies, which I hope this suits that need.
 
 
The Blood On Her Hands
By: Elf

 The Counter Guardian formerly known as Emiya Shirou, currently known as Servant Archer scowled at the white panties he folded and shoved into the suitcase.  He looked around the guest room of his former dwelling with a frown as he continued to pack things.  His shoulders were tense as his Master’s Command ringing in his ears.
 
 “Archer, I want everything packed and back at my house before breakfast is over.”
 
 He’d tried pressing the issue, trying to manipulate her into telling him why she wanted to leave so quickly.  However, those aquamarine eyes simply narrowed as she turned from him, tossing her long, wavy raven hair in the process.  He tried refusing the Command, but she repeated it again and again until he had to obey or be severely weakened, heavy limbed, and lethargic.  So he was currently packing Tohsaka Rin’s things, careful to keep everything in order because the girl seemed to live in disarray when it came to her things.
 
 Not that he minded tending to her.  In fact, it was one of his few pleasures in the repeating loop he’d cursed himself into by trying to change the past.  The price for his sin for trying to commit suicide by murdering his past self because of a Faustian pact he made naively years ago.  Now he was beginning to settle in the routine of the Fifth Grail War repeating itself over and over again.  He realized he couldn’t change what happened to him, but he could manipulate events so his former lover and his past self could find happiness if he tried.
 
 Just not always together, but sometimes things were not meant to be.
 
 However, he had a feeling of dread coiled within his stomach. Something he couldn’t shake that he was seeing from Rin’s cold manner and the Shadow that was threatening to eat Fuyuki City.  He knew who the Shadow was, as did Rin and the current Emiya Shirou.  Especially since Shirou was currently sleeping with the person housing it in her body to supply her fragile existence with mana.
 
 Just the problem was that Matou Sakura was Rin’s younger sister.
 
 Saying Sakura’s story was tragic was an understatement at best.
 
 As a child, Rin’s father gave the younger Tohsaka to the head of the Matou household, a magus line in which all the magic circuits were dead. The grandfather of the family had implanted magical worms into Sakura’s body in an attempt to copy his Magic Crest into the young girl. In return she’d suffered greatly to the point that her whole body had been transformed by the process.  Then the old bastard had transformed Sakura into an immature version of what was tainting the Holy Grail.
 
 This Shadow had to consume mana in order to survive, but in the process it obliterated every living thing it touched.  Even Servants weren’t immune to its grim nature, as Emiya Shirou’s Servant Saber had realized just a scant few nights ago. 
 
 Which left Emiya Shirou practically defenseless, which was one of the reasons they were staying here.  Rin was teaching Shirou how to use magecraft, or rather trying to because the boy was hellishly inept except one odd thing.  Archer knew exactly what that odd thing was, but to bring it up would bring too much attention to his identity which was something he didn’t want.
 
 He’d remembered in his time where she started to teach him magecraft. The lessons developed from more there and then he realized he’d been in love with Tohsaka Rin.  The pendent she used to heal him, the same one that she used as a catalyst to Summon him, had been one of his prize possessions until he returned it to its original owner.
 
 But there was something crawling in his gut that he couldn’t shake as he gathered her things and headed to her mansion.
 
 ******
 
 Shirou cast a look over his shoulder at the beautiful girl with the violet hair standing behind him. Sakura’s amethyst eyes widened, a tiny smile graced her lips as her cheeks flushed attractively as she bowed her head.  The pink ribbon she sported gently touched her cheeks as she cut through the leek.  As he watched he noted the angle of her knife was wrong as he walked up to her and stood behind her with their bodies cradled against each other.
 
 He inhaled her sweet, floral scent as he took her delicate wrists into his hands.  Her skin was startlingly pale against his, as it had been last night and the night before that.  He was filled with awe when it came to her.  She leaned back against him enough so that her silky hair brushed against his chin and neck.
 
 Shirou smiled against her hair and said, “You’re holding the knife wrong, Sakura.  Here, hold it like this.”  He shifted her position and changed the angle she was holding the blade ever so slightly.  He then raised her arm and gently brought it down.  The knife cleanly cut through the vegetable as Shirou said, “Let the blade do the work for you, Sakura, not your arm.”
 
 “You’re good with your hands, Shirou,” she said in a breathy voice before she turned her head to look up at him.  She was breathing hard which caused her breasts to rise and fall with each subtle movement, causing them to press against her shirt.
 
 He swallowed as he watched her before bending down and brushing his lips with hers.  She murmured sweetly against him as their lips caressed.  She turned so she was facing him and her tongue danced to meet his own.  He felt heat rise in his body as the kiss turned hotter. Their tongues met and danced against one and another.  She pressed against him as her hands combed through his hair.
 
 They parted for air and his face was burning, and hers was too if the pink flush on her pale cheeks was any indication.  He stroked her hair and held her protectively.  Her arms wrapped around him tightly as her face pressed into his shoulder, just as it had in the rain.  His hands traced her spine as he whispered, “It’s gonna be okay, Sakura, we’re not going to let this thing beat you.”
 
 “You really think nee-san’s going to try to kill me?” she asked softly as she peered up at him.
 
 Shirou replied, “I don’t think Tohsaka would do anything like that.  Archer on the other hand, he might.”  Because he’s an ass.
 
 “He’d be right though, sempai, I’m a ticking time bomb,” she said before looking away and taking a step back, “I don’t want to murder anyone.”
 
 Shirou gripped her shoulders and met her face.  He peered into her eyes and said, “We’re not going to let that happen to you, Sakura.”
 
 “I already killed Saber!  I . . . my grandfather made me devour her . . . you’re without your Servant in a war that can get you killed!” Sakura protested as her eyes began to waver with tears, “And I don’t want to lose you, sempai.”
 
 Shirou framed her face with his hands and swore, “You’re not going to lose me, I promise.”
 
 “But . . .” she weakly objected, “What if I do become that thing?”
 
 He used his thumbs to brush her tears away as he steadily stared into her eyes.  He said, “Then I’ll do everything in my power to make sure I can save you.”
 
 “Sempai?” she said with wide eyes before he kissed her again.
 
 They parted and he flashed his brightest smile at her.  He said, “Come on, Sakura, I don’t know about you, but I’m starving!”
 
 Sakura laughed as they started cooking again.  He smiled as they cooked together, loving the feel of such a mundane task with this girl he’d fallen in love with.  As they were bringing the food to the table, a silent, sensual figure in black drifted over with her long, lavender hair trailing behind her like a banner.  Her covered eyes did not give any hint of expression, but now Shirou knew fully well why she wore the strange visor when she fought against Archer.
 
 Medusa, the Rider class Servant, glided over to them and sat down beside Sakura.  Shirou offered her some soup and asked, “Won’t you try some?”
 
 “I don’t need food to survive, Shirou.  I’m not like Saber,” Rider said in her soft, throaty voice, “I am an actual spirit.”
 
 Shirou held up the pot of miso and asked, “But won’t you try it, Rider?  I’m sure you’ll like it.”
 
 Sakura smiled at Rider and passed her a bowl of the soup.  Rider frowned at it before sighing and sipping gently at it.  Her eyebrows lifted above her visor before she polished off the rest of the bowl before handing it back to Sakura.  She bowed her head and asked, “Sakura, may I have some more?”
 
 Sakura giggled as she poured more of the soup.  As they ate, Rider said, “Master, what are your plans?”
 
 Sakura flushed and then looked at Shirou.  Shirou looked at her and said, “I’d like to talk to Berserker’s Master and try to form an alliance with her, then stop your grandfather and his Servant.”
 
 Sakura nodded and asked, “Does that sound good to you, Rider?”
 
 “What of Archer’s Master?” Rider asked softly as she looked at Sakura behind her visor, “He’s determined to protect her, however, things like honor and fair play are things he’d readily abandon to protect her. Even disobeying her orders to do so.”
 
 Shirou frowned and asked, “You think we should talk to that asshole?”
 
 “And he can talk to Sakura’s sister, yes,” Rider said with a nod.
 
 Sakura swallowed and said, “But his response to the Shadow . . . I heard him say that even in times like this, he’s still called to be a Cleaner? What does that mean?”
 
 “No, we’re not talking to Archer.  He’s not going to listen to us, and I don’t like him,” Shirou said with a snort as he turned his head away, “Especially if Tohsaka is so hard to kill you, Sakura.”
 
 Sakura bowed her head with a nod as her violet eyes narrowed.  “Nee-san doesn’t understand this, she’s being selfish and . . .”  Sakura swallowed and placed her hand against her forehead.  Shirou frowned at her flushed cheeks.
 
 Shirou leaned forward and took her hand.  He asked, “You okay, Sakura?”
 
 Sakura gave him a smile and took a deep breath.  Her body shook with the motion as she said, “I just got dizzy for a second, Sempai, that’s all.”
 
 Shirou asked, “Are you sure?”
 
 “Is it Matou?” Rider asked sharply as she placed her hand on Sakura’s shoulder.
 
 Sakura shook her head and answered, “No, it doesn’t feel like Grandfather, Rider.”
 
 Shirou asked, “Are you sure?”
 
 “Yes, sempai, I’m sure,” Sakura said with a smile as she closed her eyes.  She wavered in her seat before pitching to the side.  Shirou stood up as Rider caught her.  Shirou ran across to the other side as Rider laid Sakura’s trembling body down to the ground.
 
 Sakura was gasping hard for breath as her eyes fluttered towards the back of her head.  She was shaking as Rider cradled her close.  Shirou’s voice sounded odd to him as he screamed, “Rider, what the hell’s wrong with her?”  His heart was pounding in his chest as he knelt beside the girl he’d fallen in love with.
 
 He began to stroke the silky strands of violet hair as he murmured, “It’s okay, Sakura, we’re here, we’re not going to let anything happen to you . . .” He laid a gentle kiss on her forehead as her breathing began to slow and her trembling began to stop.
 
 Rider sighed and said, “She’s beginning to . . .”
 
 Then Sakura jerked hard before collapsing, utterly still in their arms. Shirou shook her and shouted her name as Rider pressed her ear against Sakura’s heart.   “Her heart’s not beating,” Rider said in a trembling voice.
 
 Shirou grabbed Sakura away from the Servant and laid her onto the ground. He placed his hands together and started pounding at her chest. He did five compressions before tilting Sakura’s head back, closing her nose and breathing into it.  He pushed two breaths into her before starting the compressions again.  He pressed harder in his urgency, his body felt as if he’d been drenched in ice as his heart wrenched itself into his throat.
 
 With another press he felt something crack under his hands.  He leaned forward and blew more air between those unresponsive lips.  He did it over and over again for a small eternity before Rider grabbed him with surprisingly weak arms.  She pulled him away from Sakura and whispered, “Shirou, she’s dead . . .”
 
 “No, she’s not dead, I won’t accept that!” Shirou screamed as tears streamed down his face.
 
 Rider’s face fell as she said, “Shirou, she’s dead . . . “
 
 ”How?” Shirou asked as he looked into her face, “How . . .” His body shook with the first sob as he grabbed the still warm body in his arms. He held Sakura close as he cried, “Why?  Rider . . .? Why . . .”
 
 “I . . . I don’t know, Shirou,” Rider whispered as she wiped tears that had spilled from her visor as Shirou held Sakura’s body close.
 
 ******
 “We need to concentrate on winning the War.”
 
 Archer sat up from his place in Rin’s study as his Master approached him.  She was dressed in her normal clothing, the red flattering her aquamarine eyes and raven hair.  It was a sight he never tired of, despite the twist in his heart every time he saw her like this. However, her normally vibrant and warm eyes were icy as she looked past him with her shoulders squared. Her expression was severe and he approached her with a frown on his face.
 
 He asked, “What do you have planned then, Rin?”
 
 “We need to find out who Lancer’s Master is.  I think after your battle against him that you  would have no trouble finishing him, however I am worried about Berserker and Illyasviel,” Rin continued before walking past him to her father’s desk.
 
 Frowning, Archer asked, “And what about Sakura?”
 
 “That’s already been taken care of,” Rin said emotionlessly as she started shuffling papers at her father’s desk.
 
 Archer moved in front of her desk and peered at her.  He asked, “Did Rider and Shirou manage to kill Zouken?”
 
 “No, I killed her,” Rin simply said without looking up as she slid her glasses onto her face.
 
 Archer felt his chest tighten as he looked down at her with wide eyes, her words refusing to register with him. No . . . that’s . . . that’s not suppose to happen . . . “You didn’t,” Archer said softly, “Rin, you’d never . . .”
 
 Rin finally looked up at him with icy aquamarine eyes as she calmly stated, “I did.  I slipped poison into her breakfast this morning.  She should be dead now.  Which means Rider is taken care of as well.”
 
 Archer leaned forward and asked, “You killed your sister?”
 
 “I did.  You said it yourself that I was the best magus that could have Summoned you.  Why are you so surprised that I’d take the actions needed to protect countless people from what my sister will become,” Rin said as her eyes met his.
 
 Sorrow gripped Archer’s heart as he thought, But . . . Rin would never . . . She . . . This isn’t right.  This isn’t suppose to happen like this.
 
 He took a deep breath as he said, “Yes, Rin, you’re right.  We need to concentrate on winning the Grail, but I wouldn’t count Rider out yet.”
 
 “Why do you say that?” Rin asked as she tilted her head, “There’s not a spare Master that could take her.”
 
 Archer leaned forward and said, “Yes there is and his name is Emiya Shirou, and if you think he’ll back down after this, you’re sorely mistaken.”
 
 “Yes, but he doesn’t have mana to supply Rider, nor will he allow her to use her Bloodfort either.  You’re worrying about nothing,” Rin said dismissively.
 
 Archer snorted and said, “Then you’re forgetting about Tantric Rites then, Rin.  You killed his lover and they will find out, especially since you fled without a trace.”
 
 “Well, you can kill Rider when it comes down to it,” Rin said absently as she continued to read.
 
 Archer looked at her and said, “And Emiya Shirou?”
 
 “He’s not a worry, once Rider is gone, he’s harmless and can get on with his life.  He shouldn’t have been involved in this War in the first place,” Rin said as she looked up at him.
 
 Archer stared at her and stated, “Then you’re sorely underestimating Emiya Shirou.”
 
 
******
 
Shirou cried until his eyes burned.  His stomach was in knots and lunch was threatening to escape his stomach as he held Sakura’s cooling body close to her.  He kept expecting her to open her violet eyes and look up at him.  To take his hand and hold him close against her while she stroked his hair reassuringly.  Instead, her body began to stiffen in his arms while it kept getting cooler and cooler.
 
 “What happened to her Rider?” Shirou asked as he looked at Rider’s beautiful face.
 
 Rider shook her head and replied, “I don’t know, Shirou, I don’t know . . .”
 
 “She was fine this morning!” Shirou shouted, “Was it the Shadow inside her or . . .” He gripped his hands to tight that his nails started to bite into his skin.  He looked at Rider as she gently took Sakura’s still form from his arms.
 
 Shirou’s eyes widened as Rider moved Sakura’s hair from her throat. Shirou gasped as he saw a flash of white fangs he saw peek out of Rider’s mouth before she bit Sakura’s throat.  He gasped and moved to push her away when Rider lifted her head.  Her mouth was smeared with red and she spat up a little bit while her face distorted in disgust. She looked at Shirou and said, “She was poisoned.”
 
 “Her grandfather?” Shirou asked as he stared at Sakura’s body.
 
 Rider gently laid Sakura down and said, “No, her sister.”
 
 “Tohsaka would never kill her sister,” Shirou said with a tiny shake of his head.
 
 Rider rose up to her feet, her long lavender hair swishing elegantly around her.  She calmly said with her lips pursed, “Then let’s ask Rin herself then.”
 
 “She’s probably in her room, talking to that asshole,” Shirou said as he stood up as well.  He started to head towards the guest room with Rider following like a lovely shadow behind him.  He knocked on the guest room door but there was no answer.  He pounded harder but there was still no response.
 
 He narrowed his eyes and said, “Tohsaka, let me in, I need to talk.”
 
 Again, no answer.
 
 Rider said to him, “Shirou, open the door.”
 
 Shirou swallowed and did.  They stepped inside the empty room and Shirou’s throat tightened at the sight around him.  When Tohsaka had first taken over the room, she turned it upside down within moments. Now the room was even more pristine than when he had given it to her and he had a feeling that it was Archer’s doing.  The two of them looked around the empty room as Shirou whispered, “No . . .”
 
 “Rin killed her sister,” Rider sneered as her body tensed, “She betrayed her own sister!  How could she?  She should have tried to save her at any cost, not . . . Not this.”  Rider bit her lip and looked at Shirou.  Shirou’s chest was tight and his whole body was burning.  He could feel his heart pounding in his head as he felt something like a hammer come down within him.  It filled him with burning heat as he took a deep breath and looked at Rider.
 
 He said, “Tohsaka . . . Tohsaka killed her own sister . . . How could she do such a thing?”
 
 “She’s a magus, Shirou, that’s all there is to it,” Rider said as she clinched her hands into fists as she began to waver ever so slightly.
 
 Shirou looked at the marks on his hand and then back at the sultry figure in black before him.  Rider’s face was tense and drawn under her visor and the rest of her was still.  He held out his hand to her and grit his teeth.  He said, “Rider, we’ll get the person who did this. We’ll stop this from happening to anyone else, I swear it.”
 
 Rider’s eyebrows lifted from beneath her visor as her mouth parted open.  She closed her mouth and her brow furrowed as she held out her hand to Shirou. She took it and said, “I Pledge to you my Service, I am Your Weapon, I Accept the Contract.  I, Servant Rider, willingly become Emiya Shirou’s Servant.”
 
 There was a flare of energy between them and Shirou gasped as the remaining Command Seals flashed bright red again.  He hissed as if someone had shoved a hot poker into his hand, but his eyes never left Rider’s face.  Her face became drawn again as she said, “Now, I await your Orders, Master.  What do you will of me?”
 
 “We’re going after Tohsaka,” Shirou said tensely as his shoulders shook.

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Fanfiction / Elf's Guide to Writing Lemons
« on: August 13, 2013, 04:48:46 AM »
How to Write Lemons
 (Or How to Make Your Porn Not Suck, Unless It Needs To.)
 
 Know Your Anatomy!
 
           
 If you don’t know how boy parts and girl parts work, then just stop right now.  I mean, really, just stop. Then read this because not only I’ve done a lot of research, has a father who is a nurse, but I’ve also had sex!  So, here’s your Anatomy 101.
 
The Penis
 

 The male reproductive organ, the mighty penis.  You know what, on second thought the penis really isn’t all that mighty.  You try shoving a baby through that thing and see what happens.  It would end up looking like one of those creepy air things you see at Oil Changing stations that are suppose to look like people but look like eldridge abominations.  Plus one good shot to the penis and his two dirty pillows and a guy’s out for the count for a while.  Cunt punt a girl?  Chances are she’s going to be back in your face double quick.
 
 Anyway, back to the penis.
 
 Average length for a penis is about 6 inches for an American male, about 5.1-5.5 for an Asian.  Most dudes don’t have foot long monsters that are as thick as a coke can.  Besides the vagina only goes so far, but that’s going to be in the next section.   I mean, don’t describe the penis as average, but don’t get specific about how large a character’s Johnson is, because chances are what you describe is going to be a two liter bottle.
 
 Which is utterly terrifying. Now if you’re going for horror, then that’s okay.  And no butt nor vagina wants that going into them.  (Well, I’m sure you can google porn of it, but . . . that’s your decision, you weirdo.)
 
 When describing a dick, use your judgment.  Read what you wrote and think, “Do I want this anywhere near me?” If not, then go back to the drawing board.  Also have someone read the descriptions as well. If they wince, then it’s no good.
 
 Anyway, writing about getting a guy off is a lot easier than writing getting a girl off.  Stimulation of the penis is pretty subjective. Stroke the shaft, suck the head (even though to switch it off some guys don’t like having the head of their dick messed with that much), etc. However there’s a pretty good size vein along the penis that apparently drives guys wild if it’s fondled, licked, and so on and so forth. (And it pulsates too, so there’s some good description to give your porn that extra bit of realism.)
 
 Another thing?  I don’t care what doujinshi you’ve been reading, but guys don’t come buckets and buckets of semen.  Sorry to burst your bubble, but most men ejaculate 0.1 to 10 milliliters of semen when they orgasm.  There are five milliliters in a teaspoon, and fifteen in a tablespoon.  So most guys don’t jack off cups and cups of splooge when they go off.
 
 If you’re writing a male character that is born before the 1880’s and not Jewish, they’re going to have a foreskin on their penis.  Hell, today it’s pretty much the US that still regularly circumcises male babies.  Over in Europe it’s not that popular.  There are a couple of reasons why.
 
 Main theory that’s been shot around is that the foreskin is extremely sensitive. The research isn’t conclusive, there’s arguments about it, but it’s said to have erogenous nerve endings.   It also acts to protect the head of the penis, therefore making it more sensitive.  The foreskin, most of the time unless the guy has phimosis (which means the foreskin cannot contract completely), will retract when the penis becomes erect.
 
 It also produces its own lubricants to an extent to help make intercourse easier.  Because of how the foreskin functions and where it’s located, there’s less chance of a vagina losing its lubrication during sex.  The foreskin also provides a “gliding” motion that can make intercourse more enjoyable and less abrasive than a circumcised penis. Also, but take this with a grain of salt, that the foreskin helps stimulate the G-spot in women.  However, see what’s said about the G-spot about being a moot point in the vagina section.
 
 I don’t know how those statements are true.  I’ve never had sex with a guy with a foreskin.  I’d advise asking someone who has and who has one.
 
 Also, circumcised penises can have tiny scars under the head from when they were removed.  There’s an extra bit of detail for you.  That I find kind of sexy because I have a little bit of a scar fetish.
 
 However neat and random fact, semen does contain mood enhancing chemicals in it.  It can also make a vagina more sensitive and receptive to stimulation.  It can also make a woman pregnant.   
 
 Also, stimulating the testacies can be a mixed bag.  Some guys like it, some guys are like, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYS?”  It’s something you just have to play by ear and decide what the male character likes.

Part Two: The Vagina

 From my experience, the hardest thing people have a lot in writing erotic is writing how a vagina works.  It’s like the vagina is some horrible and terrifying thing.  Like I remember seeing “Aliens” on the big screen at a special showing at a local indy theater.  During the scene where Bishop is dissecting the Face Hugger, my then boyfriend-now husband leans over and whispers, “That’s what I see every time I go down on you!”
 
 He got smacked.
 
 I promise that the vagina is not that scary, in fact, I happen to love my vagina.  After this section, I hope you, the reader, love vaginas more too.  Or at least have a better understanding how they work and learn that the clitoris isn’t some dinosaur and is exceptionally important.
 
 Technically, the vagina is the inner cavity – the place where penises, toys and other things go into and babies come out –, but most people use it to describe the whole shebang.  First there’s the clitoris covered by the clitoral hood, the vaginal lips, urethra, and then the vaginal cavity.  Unlike men, who have one hole for both peeing and semen, women have the urethra for peeing and the vagina for . . . other things.
 
 The vagina itself doesn’t have that many nerve endings.  They are along the very entrance, but inside not so much.  Simply because it’s made to squeeze a kid out of it.  Would making a channel made to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out a hole the size of a lemon hyper sensitive a good idea?  No, because women wouldn’t be able to handle giving birth like they can.
 
 Also, a penis doesn’t enter the womb during sex.  The cervix stops it. If the penis goes through the cervix, then something is dreadfully wrong.  Also, the cervix can crush the head of a penis off if it manages to “enter” it.  Seriously, it can happen.  Look it up.  The cervix also doesn’t allow semen to just blast into the uterus when a man blows his load.
 
 So, unless you want to write about a guy getting the head of his dick bit off by the girl’s cervix, which if you’re writing erotic horror that might be your thing, please don’t have the guy “press inside her womb” or some such nonsense.
 
 So, despite popular belief, J-jaming anything in alone isn’t going to bring an orgasm in most cases.  Other places have to be stimulated.  So yuri writers that just has fingers inside the vagina to get the other girl off?  Wrong, wrong, and wrong again!
 
 Now keep reading about the most plausible ways to have a girl achieve orgasm.
 
 True, the G-spot is inside the vagina.  Traditionally it is positioned of the anterior wall about 5 centimeters from the entrance.  Usually under the urethra and the bladder .  It’s said that it can produce powerful orgasms and even cause female ejaculation when stimulated, and is also known as the female prostate.  It’s also hypothesized to be an extension of the clitoris as well.  It’s said that it feels sort of like a sponge, or that rough tissue you can touch with your tongue with the side of your mouth.  It feels different than the rest of the vagina.
 
 However this is inconclusive.  In fact most women can’t have an orgasm from having their “G-Spot” stimulated.  Sadly, a lot of women can feel rather horrible and think they’re abnormal because they can’t have a “G-Spot Orgasm” when, in all truth, they are the majority, not the minority.
 
 I’m not saying you can’t have your female character come buckets like this, but at least you know where it’s at now for future reference.
 
 Now, this brings me to the clitoris, the glorious, and wonderful clitoris.
 
 When you think about where the clitoris is placed, it’s rather odd. It’s above the vagina and urethra and doesn’t really get any real contact during sex.  A fleshy hood, indeed called the Clitoral Hood, covers the clitoris until a girl is aroused.  The hood moves back and the clitoris becomes erect and hard, just like the penis does. Ironically, the closer a girl gets to orgasm, the more the clitoris starts to retreat back into the hood.  (Which doesn’t make any sense. Biology is weird, let me tell you.)
 
 Freud was an idiot when he said only young girls should experience clitoral orgasms and not vaginal ones.  Obviously the guy had no idea how anatomy works and was obsessed with dicks anyway.  The truth is that the key to most female orgasms is stimulation to the clitoris via fingers, tongues, lips, or toys. Most studies show that Oral Sex is the best way for a woman to have an orgasm.  Listen to Dr. Drew.  The man knows what he’s talking about. (Besides it’s not fair for a guy to expect head from a girl and not return the favor.) Don’t get me wrong, a woman can orgasm from intercourse, but it does help if the clitoris is greatly stimulated beforehand.
 
 Also, any girl having sex with another girl is going to know to attack the clitoris.  Simply because they know that’s good for them.  Things might be stuck inside the vagina, but I will guarantee you that most of the attention is going to be on –or around – the clitoris.  Let me note though, some girls do find direct clitoral stimulation uncomfortable or irritating, but are fine with the areas in very close proximity.  (The clitoral hood has its own share of nerves as well.)
 
 Now that you know how to get a girl off for writing purposes, here’s what happens when she does.
 
 When she’s aroused her breasts will get bigger (up to 25% in some cases), nipples will harden, her skin will become flushed, and her vagina will wet itself in preparation for penetration.  The vaginal lips will swell, and like I said above, the clitoris will harden and peek out of its hood.   The closer to orgasm the girl gets, the more the clitoris retreats back into its hood.  Now when a girl comes, it’s like everything fires at once.
 
 There are rhythmic contractions in the vagina and uterus as her body convulses.  If someone or something is inside of her, it’ll fell like she’s clamping and squeezing onto them.  In some cases the contractions are so strong that, without enough pressure, she may force whatever is in her out.
 
 Now, there’s the fact that sex for a virgin girl is different than for a guy for an obvious reason.  It hurts the girl, even if they wore or tore through their hymen ages ago.  This is due to the fact that muscles that have never been stretched before are having something foreign thrust into them.  There isn’t always blood, but for porn’s sake there is because that’s what’s expected.
 
 However there are different types of hymens and they can be various thicknesses.  An athletic girl might not have that much trouble because that activity wears away a hymen.  Same with someone who regularly rides horses or a motorcycle.  Then there are girls who have hymens like fricken AT fields that are so thick that they may need surgery to get it taken care of.  So it varies, but there is always discomfort with First Time Sex.
 
 To make sure it’s easier for your heroine, and to make it sexier, have the partner take time to get the girl ready.  Fingering can wear down a hymen to make it easier to break.  In fact, fingers can break a hymen as easily as a penis can, if you want to add that into your sex scene for a bit of realism.  Which will add a bit of authenticity. 
 
 Also, oral sex, oral sex, oral sex.
 
 So hopefully I’ve made the vagina not so scary for you.

Part Three: Surprise! Buttsex! (And Lubricants)

 
 For yaoi writers, this is pretty much the penetrative sex for two guys.  However buttsex appears in a lot of het fics as well. So, the anus now lies defenseless before us and is a tricky path.
 
 So, anatomy time first: The anus is full of all sorts of delicious receptors and nerve endings.  Basically, the butthole is really sensitive.  For the men it is pretty much a guaranteed way to reach the prostate, and for a girl it’s an indirect way to stroke the G Spot , and more importantly, the internal parts of the clitoris. The sphincter muscle, that muscle that helps push poop out, is chock full of nerve endings that can feel pleasure as well as pain.
 
 Just the butthole is rather fragile.  The sphincter is made to push stuff out, not pull stuff in.  The tissues inside the anus tear very easily.  And, this is the kicker, even though there are mucus membranes in the butt, they in no way produce enough lubricant to promote anal sex.  (If they do, then something is very wrong.)
 
 Then there’s the issue of cleanliness.  I mean, it is the ass hole.  Poop comes out of there, and while one’s fetish maybe Scat, there’s a bunch of issues in there as well.  (Like it’s okay to go from vaginal to anal, or oral to anal, but you don’t want to do the reverse for obvious reasons.)  So there’s also cleaning issues to go on from there.  (In writing you just might want to gloss over it like “Character X had cleaned themselves before the main event, because they knew that the surprise buttsex wasn’t going to be a surprise.”)
 
 I mean, you don’t want to talk about Character X taking the Dump of All Dumps before getting down to the nasty.  Enemas can be a kink, but they can also be dangerous if one doesn’t know what they’re doing.  If you’re going to write about giving an enema before jamming it in the butthole, do your research.  Seriously, google it.
 
 Also, because the butthole is so fragile one has to work up to having anal sex.  Applying lube.  Fingering.  Scissoring.  Stuff to get the butthole relaxed before something is jammed into it.  Foreplay, like writing a defloration scene, is a huge part in anal sex because there is so much work to be put into it. Also the key is to go slowly, give the anus time to react to the alien invader.
 
 Since we talked about the act of anal sex itself, now here’s the key part of it, which will also be good for vaginal sex too: Lubricants.
 
 
Things That Work as Lubricants

 Water Based Lubricants- Such as Astroglide or KY Jelly.  Google can give you multiple results. They may need to be reapplied due to the fact they can dry out and/or absorbed into the skin. However they are also safe with condoms.
 
 Silicone Based Lubricants- May or may not be safe with condoms. They feel different than water based lubricants, but they are not absorbed into the skin or dried out than water based lubes.  However not recommended with use of sex toys because they can break down the sex toys, and no one wants their dildo all wilted.
 
 Oil Based Lubricants- Vaseline/Petroleum Jelly.  Not safe to use with condoms because they can cause the condom to deteriorate. 
 
 Olive Oil- This is a historical lubricant, found in brothels in Greece and even Egypt.  So if you’re writing ancient buttsex this is the most common one to go to.
 
 Tororojiru-
The jelly like substance created when grating a Chinese Yam.  Historical research suggests that this was used heavily during the Edo period.  In fact, it was considered improper for a woman to eat noodles prepared with this substance due to the connotations of it.
 
 Butter/Cooking Oils- If you can eat it, chances are it’s safe enough to put up the butt.  However, again, bad for condoms.
 
 
What Doesn’t Work as a Lube

 Semen- Unless you have a whole team of guys able to produce, one on one, there’s just not enough semen to use as a good lubricant.  Plus it dries out rather quickly as well.
 
 Motor Oil- I don’t care what Minotaur’s webpage says, Motor Oil does not make a good lube.  It can irritate, cause infection and inflammation as well.  Just because you’d pour it into your Hemi engine, doesn’t mean you should use it to lube up a pooper.
 
 Saliva- Dries out too quickly.
 
 Lotion- It gets absorbed into the skin too quickly.
 
 Beer- No. No. No.  An asshole would absorb the alcohol in the beer at an extraordinary rate.  To the point where just a beer could be toxic.
 
 Blood- Not even in vampire sex.  If there’s enough blood to coat the way, then one of the partners is so injured they can’t enjoy it. Plus blood clots fairly quickly, which becomes glue like and sticky.
 
 Mayonnaise and Mustard- Even though I said if you can eat it, it’s safe enough to put up the butt, it’s not exactly true.  Mayonnaise can go rancid with prolonged exposure to body heat.  Then mustard can be an irritant as well.
 
 So, there’s my short take on Buttsex.  Remember kids, One in the Bum won’t make her a Mum.
 
 
 Note About Period Sex- Even though this doesn't have to do with Anal sex, it was brought up to me at the con I recently spoke about.
 
 Girls on their periods, due to the hormonal flux, can actually be insanely horny and even more sensitive and easier to bring to orgasm due to everything that goes on down there.  Just there's the Gates of Hades open and everything gushing out.  However, this is a common kink for vampire sex.
 
 Now, any man can swim in the Red Sea, but it takes a real man to drink from it.

You Have the Basics, Now Get to the Porn!

 Characterization is key.  The point of writing porn of your favorite characters is that you want to watch your favorites fuck. Remember what makes them tick and apply that to writing the sex scene. 
 
 For example, even though the UBW sex scene was painful, at least Rin was still very much in character.  She was trying to control the situation and it just ended badly for her.  And Shirou got his jackhammer on, but the less said about that the better.
 
 Like if I was to write a Lancer and Ayako sex scene, there would be a lot of him teasing and complementing her while she would be getting flustered.
 
 Also sex is a sensory experience.  Write about the stuff the characters are feeling (excitement, nervousness, fear, heart beating a million miles an hour, desire, need, possession etc).  Show how the cat wants to get into the bedroom because it was locked out.  Describe what the characters look like while aroused.  Describe what they sound like. What they feel like. Smell like.  Taste like.  (Example, say Character A just drank a cup of earl gray tea.  They’ll taste like earl gray tea.)
 
 Don’t be afraid to get into the foreplay either.  Actually, it can be the sexiest part in sex.  Don’t be afraid to show blow jobs, going down on the heroine, fingering, etc.
 
 Now there’s your word choices.
 
 Depends on the sex scene.  What does the writer want to convey?  Making love?  Or hard kinky sex. 
 
 Sometimes describing what is happening, what is going on, etc is better than just saying, “He jammed his cock into her dripping pussy.”
 
 Euphemisms are an iffy thing.  If it makes you laugh, don’t use it. Never, ever use Tool. Ever.  Read your sex scene over.  If it turns you on, then chances are you did well.  If it brings a chuckle, rewrite it. Also penis and vagina can get clinical.  Describe stuff like warm, wet folds and thick head.  Get a little abstract about what one’s writing about.
 
 Also using the word “member” makes you sound like someone who’s wanting to be in a club.  And using “entering” sounds like someone walked through a door.  And you really can’t walk into someone’s vagina or butthole, unless you’re writing a porn fic about Antman and Wasp then . . . Well good for you.
 
 
Euphemisms for Penis:

 Dick
 Cock
 One Eyed Trouser Snake
 The Magical Fireman
 John Thomas
 Tool
 Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
 Bald Headed Jesus
 Wang
 Admiral Winky
 Heat Seeker
 Man Canon
 Johnson
 Member
 Meat Pole
 Love Stick
 Zipper Ripper
 Dipstick
 Dong
 Throbbing Dart of Love
 
 Euphemisms for Vaginas
 
 Cunt (derogatory term, and just sounds nasty)
 Pussy
 Quim (Yes, Loki in The Avengers basically called the Black Widow a Whinny Cunt)
 Bearded Clam
 Hair Pie
 Birth Canon
 Beef Curtain
 Moose Knuckle
 Taco
 The Wound that Never Heals
 Bucket of Wet Sponges
 Twat
 Vadge
 Knob Gobbler
 Hoo-Ha
 Boojum
 Velvet Glove
 Ya-Ya
 Fancy Bit
 
 
 More Than Just J-Jaming It In!

 There’s more to sex than just sliding Tab A into Slot B. Talk about foreplay and other options than just penetrative sex.  Oral sex, manual stimulation etc.  Also mention that a lot of couples in the beginning don’t just jump into pure sex.  They experiment, and if one is writing a long story, it would be nice –and a good change of pace and trope breaking – to explore this in a story.
 
 When just doing a PWP don’t forget the warm up.  Girls don’t get horny by sucking someone off. I don’t care what you’ve seen as porn.  They need to be warmed up- kissed, caressed, nibbled, sucked on, licked, all sorts of fun stuff.
 
 And speaking as a woman, no, sucking someone off isn’t enough to get me ready.  It might arouse me, but it’s not going to be enough to get me ready.  Two guys fucking, yes.  Then again, men are different.  It doesn’t take them much to get ready.
 
 Also, good sex is wet and messy!  Don't afraid to get detailed about bodily fluids, but girls don't leak gallons of love juices just like men don't spew up gallons of semen.
 

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Secret Garden / Introductary Thread!
« on: August 10, 2013, 05:08:21 AM »
So, maybe we should have a thread to introduce ourselves.

I'm Elf, the GM of Cross Effects and writer of Urban Fantasy Awesomeness.  I like write porn, but haven't written any erotica in like a year. :(

My favorite TM character is Archer, and I loved Fate/Zero.

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Other / Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron
« on: July 21, 2013, 03:45:50 PM »
This weekend at ComicCon, the title for the second Avengers movie was announced and I had a moment of sheer fangirl glee.

Not only will this movie have Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, who was one of my favorite superheros ever despite Bendis fucking her up (fuck you Bendis, fuck you and your talking heads), it'll also have one of my favorite Avengers villains in it as well.  While everyone was hoping for a Thanatos movie, that wouldn't work.  Avengers 3 being a versus Thanatos movie, yes, but the viewers would have to earn that movie with hints being spread across the other Marvel movies until that point.  Because it's Thanatos.

Anyway, more on Ultron because I am a giant nerd.

Back in the day, when Elf was a little girl, she happened upon her father's Avengers comics.  I asked if I could read them and he let me.  It was the Perez/Busik run from the 90's, and I don't know if it's nostalgia or just because George Perez's artwork is jaw dropping amazing, but it's still some of the best comics I've ever read.

So the first story arc I got into was the Ultron one.

Ultron scared the fuck out of me because A.) he was made of Adamantum, which was what Wolverine's bones were made out of so therefore pretty much indestructible B.) Perez drew him fucking creepy C.) He was basically Hank Pym's personality and D.) Oh yeah, he forced another robot with the Wasp's personality to be at his side at all times.  So not only was this robot indestructible and wanted to cull humanity, he was a creeper as well.

Anyway, I was transfixed on this story line, and I would say it was the best of that run in the 90's (even though the entire run was fantastic, if you're a comic fan you should read it).

So, then add to the fact there was the announcement a while back about Wanda and Pietro being in the Avengers, and this last night, I was a very pleased fan.

Plus, OMG Whedon's going to be writing the Scarlet Witch!  He's going to fix what Bendis did to fuck her up.  (Fuck you Bendis, fuck you.)

Oh, and they showed the "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D" pilot, and reviews are turning out to be pretty positive.

But there's motherfucking Ultron to be had.

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