Dark Side of the Moon
Cross Effects => Cross Effects => Cross Effects 1.0 Archive => Topic started by: Mordalfus Grea on November 19, 2013, 03:45:16 AM
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Okay this thread is for other people to ask questions of existing characters in Cross Effects, just to be clear it isn't Ran asking Rin a question its a user asking character a question in which the character must respond in character. However other characters that typically accompany the character, characters that are played by the same person or a some other character altogether can interupt, they can interrupt or hijack the answer.
For Example
Dear Rin are you a Tsundere?
Rin: *Sputters and blushes* No! I am not
Shirou: *Stands in background with a sign reading "Yes. Yes she is", hides the sign every time Rin looks at him*
You get the idea. You can use the method I used in the example or you can use the same method used in the Cross Effects RP
First Questions From me
Dear Forest: What would need to happen or who would you need to meet to go all fangirlish on your tenants?
Dear Archer: If you had a chance to "accidentally" bump Rin and Hakuno in a way that would cause them to accidentally kiss, would you do it for the sake of teasing them?
Dear Raida/Rider: Have you ever thought of getting a Job at a strip club as a dancer? With your attributes and skills I bet you could so totally manage it.
Dear Sakura: How does it feel to be in close proximity to three versions of your father?
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Sakura: The corrupted one makes me sad, the normal one is mean and the live one still identifies as Shirou Emiya meaning he isn't really my dad. In short utterly depressed is a decent way of putting it. They make me depressed.
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Hakuno: Are you looking forward to the mandatory frilly dresses being a magical girl will entail? Or do you not really enjoy that stuff.
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(Eh, some of these skits might come out a bit dumb, but it's worth a shot)
QUESTION 1:
Archer: I-isn't that a bit lewd?
Archer: (thoughtfully) Although...
Rin: Y-you wouldn't seriously do it, would you?
Hakuno: (mutters) Wouldn't be the first time...
Archer: Never said I would, now did I?
Rin: You're thinking about it though. I can see it in your eyes.
Archer: (blushes a little, but tries to hide it) You can't say that for sure.
Rin: It's a little obvious. Honestly, some things never change.
Rin: (smirks mischievously) But... Who says you have to bump us together on purpose to get me to kiss Kishinami-chan~
(Rin grabs Hakuno by the arm, pulling her in for a kiss. Hakuno just sighs, an exasperated look on her face. As she said before, this hasn't been the first time.)
Archer: W-wait!
Rin: Aww, you feeling left out?
Archer: Hardly.
Hakuno: ...
Rin: I know... how about a threesome!
Hakuno: I-I don't know if I'm ready for that...
Archer: I don't think she's ready for that.
Rin: It's OK, once I find Archer's darker self, that shouldn't last long~
Hakuno: ...Are you being possessed by Ruby right now, Rin?
Archer: H-hold on, Hakuno got asked a question!
(He quickly snatches Hakuno away from Rin, putting his arms protectively around her)
Hakuno: So you do care.
Archer: I'm just trying to protect your innocence from being taken too soon.
Hakuno: Uh huh.
QUESTION 2:
Hakuno: I don't know if I'm looking forward to the dress, but I'm not dreading it either. It could be worse, though it is kind of embarrassing. I do worry about people looking up my skirt when I'm flying around though.
Ruby: (appears as if out of nowhere) Aww, come on, the outfits are fun! Plus even if you're kind of old, you still look so cute in it~
Hakuno: You're only here just now? (To herself)...I look cute in the dress?
Archer: (whispering) Be glad she wasn't.
Ruby: Aww, Archer's just ashamed to admit that he wants a glimpse of Hakuno-chan's panties~
Rin: Pervert.
Archer: I never said anything about Hakuno's panties.
Rin: But we all know you were thinking it.
Archer: Didn't you just try to make out with my Master?
Rin: T-that was to prove a point!
Archer: So who's the real pervert then?
Hakuno: (quietly, to herself) I think I'm going to leave now...
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(It was funny, Alice and that is a good thing. Now I gotta wait and see if Mike[?] answers Raida's question)
Dear Lawrence: So if you're connected to that car of yours, do you feel it when you hit some poor critter as your drive?
Dear Redheaded Driver: Do you have a name we can call you aside from Redheaded Driver?
Dear Rin: So how many times when nobody was around did you end up making out with Saber?
Dear Hakuno: So is Rin your Girlfriend now or is Archer your boyfriend?
Dear Taiga: If someone gave you a Tiger plushy, how would you respond?
Dear Satoshi: Do you have an pet peeves we should know about before certain lines get crossed?
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Dear Lawrence: So if you're connected to that car of yours, do you feel it when you hit some poor critter as your drive?
Dear Redheaded Driver: Do you have a name we can call you aside from Redheaded Driver?
QUESTION 1.
LAWRENCE: Well, I feel the impact, yeah. And the car is my memento mori, so I do feel a rather strong connection to it. I'm attuned more to the human side of ghostly affairs anyway, so honestly all I do feel is the impact.
DRIVER: It was once my anchor to the mortal realm. Every death it causes brings me joy.
LAWRENCE: ...I should probably stop driving it so often then. I think you get off on the insects hitting the windshield. It'd explain why you usually keep quiet when I'm driving.
DRIVER: I like the noise the big ones make when they hit it at high speeds.
LAWRENCE: That's kinda sick. Anyway, the next question is for you -
QUESTION 2.
DRIVER: Steve.
LAWRENCE: Seriously!?!?!?
DRIVER: No. I am the Redheaded Driver. That is my name now. Whatever I was before doesn't matter.
LAWRENCE: In truth, he probably forgot his mortal name. It happens a lot to vengeful ghosts apparently.
DRIVER: Ghost? I am a Geist. Names don't matter to me, only that their blood is spilled...
LAWRENCE: Maybe I should call you Khorne.
DRIVER: No.
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Taiga: Plushie? Like a stuffed animal? Well if that's what you mean aunty already gave me one. His name is Gawain.
Satoshi: I'm over two thousand years old, so yeah I have stuff that annoys me. If I listed them all you'd probably die before the list finished.
That said here are the big twelve, I'd sing them but I have no back beat.
one, Certain girls of Germanic d- screw it, almost everything Rin Tohsaka does, from the attitude, heroic deaths to reading in the dark, basically everything pisses me off. Stop it! You're screwing up your eyesight.
two, Threatening my friends and family, you'll be sitting around fine and then me everyone I can find in the five minutes I'm not tracking your ass down will break into your lair and Shoryuken your balls.
Three, people who take issue with me not choosing to start a fight, seriously those people annoy me.
four, I have been 'murdered' in basically every non sexual way possible, I cannot die, therefore the use of or implication there of suicide is off limits, especially if you are a certain heroic spirit counter guardian.
five, Gilgamesh, just Gilgamesh.
six, people in my kitchen, incidentally my kitchen is wherever I'm cooking.
seven, vampires, the self entitled shits not the problem solvers. Humans are not cows fuck holes.
eight, Aiming for my throat in a fight.
nine, assassins, life is precious and you can't even face the life you take.
ten, Nero, the Roman, not the chaos although he's annoying too.
eleven, the over abundance of incredibly beautiful women I am aquatinted with and the fact that I have a moral code.
twelve, people who invade the privacy of others.
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Satoshi - Why aiming for the throat? And why Rin? And why the hell does a moral code keep you from getting laid?
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Rider: Not really. I'm sure I could if I wanted to, despite my height, but I'm not an exhibitionist. Gyrating in front of a bunch of random men who can't even touch me isn't my idea of fun. For a partner, sure, but not for money.
If I was ever in real need I would do it despite all that, but I've never been in need of money. And, Sakura would insist on paying for anything I wanted that badly.
Rin: Hey, if you've got plenty of money, how about you buy me a few jewels?
Rider: If you really want money, my offer is still open. A jewel for every hour you can last....
Rin: Erm....
*gulps*
I think I'll pass....
Rider: Really? I'll pay you very well, and I promise I won't cause any permanent damage. *Moves towards Rin*
Rin: Erm.... *Runs away*
Sakura: Rider, have you been harrassing Nee-san again...?
*Shadow tentacles approach Rider*
Rider: *Gulp*
Anyway, here are some questions from me.
Rin: What are your feelings for your sister, and how close are you to her now? Do you still feel bad about failing to help her as a child? And, do you regret not having the chance to grow up alongside her?
Also, how do you feel about Rider? Do you find her attractive? If she offered herself to you with no conditions attached, what would you do?
Mille: You mentioned knowing of Shirou in your timeline, but do you know of a Matou Sakura, or a Tohsaka Rin? Or, if not, have you heard anything about the Matou or Tohsaka families?
Satoshi: Which of the many girls you know are you most attracted to? And, if you find it frustrating to be unable to pursue any of those women, then how did you feel when Rider said she would allow you to do whatever you wanted to her if you defeated her?
Dark Archer: How do you really feel about Sakura? What would you do if you met her again?
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Satoshi: Regeneration is fine but pain hurts and you can't even scream it off when your throat gets trashed. Rin dies a lot. Having a moral code prevents me from having casual sex because I respect the women around me. There's a much longer answer but that's the jist of it.
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Satoshi - There has to be more reason for that than to dislike Rin.
And will anyone send any questions my way ;_;
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Satoshi: I don't dislike Rin, I dislike what she does, especially the stuff that gets her killed.
As for the girl I'm most attracted to, that's a loaded question if I ever heard one. I'm mostly fine about not pursuing the women I know, I was looking for the grail so it was a job requirement, now I can freely pursue that stuff but I'm immortal so I'm not really going to rush. As for Rider, meh, I mean if I was normal at the time it would have been more meaningful but Angra gunks up my senses like having serious fever so I didn't really care that much with Angra jamming the fuck you button the whole time.
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Lawrence: What kind of car do you drive, what kind of car do you wish you drove and why haven't you gotten rid of your current car to get it?
Deep psychoanalysis going on here, tread carefully.
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Lawrence: What kind of car do you drive, what kind of car do you wish you drove and why haven't you gotten rid of your current car to get it?
Deep psychoanalysis going on here, tread carefully.
LAWRENCE - '71 Firebird, '71 Firebird, and because I sorta died for it. That and the Driver would fucking kill me if I got rid of it. It's important to me.
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Lawrence: What will you do if/when the car stops working, then?
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Rider, considering your loss and subsequent disciplinary lesson would you go for a round two, three and so on? Would you consider adding more people to the experience? Also,what do you do for fun aside from sex?
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Lawrence: What will you do if/when the car stops working, then?
LAWRENCE - As long as I'm working on it it'll keep running. I can promise you that. Afterwords? Maybe one of the newer model Mustangs. It really depends on how long the old girl holds out. I can't keep its death at bay forever, but I'll damn well try.
Kiyoshi: Where did you get the pattern for tracing your swords from?
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Rider: Why, do you have some information you need to "interrogate" me for or something? You really are quite mean~. I assure you that you'll never made me talk, however much you punish, abuse and humiliate me....
And, no, I certainly wouldn't mind if, for example, Rin wanted to join in next time, or anyone else who I find attractive. I would thoroughly enjoy being dominated by or alongside her.
As for what I do aside from sex, I do enjoy reading, and I work part-time in a library. I'm also a moderately-successful fantasy author. It's remarkable how popular forgotten Greek legends can be if they're written well....
Kiyoshi: Well, they're my dad's swords, of course. They're not traced, though. I don't have his origin or Reality Marble, so I can't do that, although reinforcement is one of the areas of magecraft I am best at.
They're created out of Ether clumps with some shadow magic imbued into them. They don't have any of the abilities of Kanshu and Bakuya, either, they are just ordinary magical swords which I could just as easily make in any shape. I just use that shape because those weapons are the ones I am most used to seeing and sparring against, so they are the shape I find it easiest to create and fight with.
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Rider of all the type moon characters who are you most interested in? Both sexually and otherwise. If asked to would you parade around your temporary master's castle in a bunny outfit?
Archer(either one) why you so grumpy and protective?
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Satoshi - Why is it that you're apparently fine with casual sex with Rider, but not other women? Isn't that rather hypocritical? And why do you hate assassins?
Kiyoshi - How's your relationship with your siblings? Good, bad, what?
Sakura (Mike's) - Will you ever appear in this?
Sakura (Lantz's) - Why do you seem to have so much of a grudge against the Archer's? Actually, this goes for Satoshi as well.
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Satoshi: Under the influence of the evil of six billion people, it doesn't count, that aside prana sex is acceptable because sex versus death sex wins. Archer is my dad, it's normal to be disappointed when your dad fails, dads are the super men of the world. Assassins don't take, responsibly for the lives they take, I find that unacceptable.
Sakura: I don't have a grudge, I have expectations.
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Rider: Well, non-sexually that's easy. My master is the person I care about far more than anyone else, and I find her a very interesting person indeed. Rin is an interesting person too, but she doesn't have quite the depth of my master.
As for sexually....
Hmm, yeah, that's a rather difficult question to answer.
Well, let's see. I am rather partial to Rin, she's sexy and real fun to tease and play around with. Plus, she can be quite kinky when she wants to be. I also do like Shirou, although I would obviously never dream of touching him except with Sakura's permission. Sakura herself is a very sexy girl, and I do enjoy playing sexual games with her and Shirou when they ask me to join them, but if I'm honest I see her more as a little sister than as a sexual partner.
I have also heard that that "Arcueid" girl is pretty damn hot. Apparently she's really hardy, too, so she would be great fun to play with. Oh, and Ciel too. I shudder in excitement when I think of all the fun I could have with someone who is literally indestructable....
As for the bunny outfit, well....
It's not something I find particularly exciting, but I would do it as part of a game with Satoshi. He has the right to have fun too, after all. Plus, I'm sure he'd find ways of making me simultaneously regret and feel extremely thankful for my decision, like he did last time....
Kiyoshi: I generally get on pretty well with my siblings, although honestly Kariya and Aoi are more like secondary parents, due to the age gap. Aoi can sometimes be a bit pushy about magecraft, though, although she's not anything like as bad as Aunty Rin....
Shirou: Of course Sakura will be appearing eventually. She's just a little tied up at the moment.
Sakura: Mmmumph.
Shirou: Quiet!
Plus, if we showed up right now we'd ruin Rider's fun. Her excuse that she needs prana won't work any more once Sakura is there to supply it.
Now, if you'll excuse me, my wife is being a bit naughty. I think I'm going to have to punish her....
Sakura: Mmmumph!
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Rider, aside from bdsm do you enjoy any other fetishes? Would you be interested in becoming royalty or would you see that as a demotion given you were previously worshipped as a god? Given that the heroes will eventually stop Angra what do you plan on doing to her? Do you intend on more sexual escapades with Satoshi once he's cured? If Ciel showed up would you rope her into a three way with yourself and someone else? In general do you intend on getting prana from as many of the girls in the nexus as you can?
Kiyoshi, how are your grades?
hakuno, if your male counterpart showed up in the nexus how would you react?
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Dear Rider: Is Sakura a closet Dominatrix or something? How many times has Sakura "dressed" up for some playtime? If you were to come across Rin and Sakura in the middle of a session with Sakura disciplining her dear Nee-San while Shirou was watching, how would you react?
Dear Sakura [Mike]: Rin has been rather naughty and perhaps you should punish your Nee-san just like you would punish Rider, don't you think? If you gave your "naughty" side of your personality free reign, what would happen?
Dear Sakura [Lantz]: Have you inherited any of your mothers, *cough*kinky*cough* quirks from your mother? Do you have any hidden fetishes or is this something you'd rather not let certain family members know?
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Just noticed the thread. (Won't post a long thing again, don't worry)
The Don: You must know a lot about the place. Where's the best place to have a good drink in the Nexus?
Mu: What are your immediate plans? (I mean, once you're no longer under Donny's influence)
Kusaragi: You're like a walking army with all your weapons. Don't you think you carry a bit too much?
Seras: Your reaction upon meeting with vampires like Forest?
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Axe Cop: Can you explain the feeling of chopping heads? Is it still thrilling after all your adventures?? Another question would be, what do you think of your actual team?
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Lawrence: If you could describe the Red Driver in three words..? Also, how does it feel to be... Well, a Sin-Eater?
Red Driver: How high is Lawrence's potential as a Sin-Eater?
To both: How do you perceive the likes of Raul?
Doomrider: What are your other passions in life, besides cocaine and a good ride?
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Satoshi: How would you define a good fighter? (And how do you get around all the security inside that castle of yours?)
Sakura: You met with your parents from another world, how does it feel? And your opinion about them?
Connor: Your dad started shaving his head completely. Your reaction?
AM: What's your relationship with Satoshi?
Taiga: Satoshi and Sakura are arguing, who do you choose to side with?
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Kiyoshi: Who is the best cook? Your dad or your mom?
Rider: Do you expect your master to show up soon? Also, who do you think would win a fight between you and Archer( the regular one)?
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Rin: ... I'll ask questions later.
Hakuno: Now is the time to talk. What are your feelings for Archer.
Archer: Your situation is a bit awkward. I mean, your previous master is there just when your with Hakuno. A legitimate question would be, were both of them in danger, where should be the priority? (let's assume than both can't defend themselves at all)
Ruby: Who has the best potential as a Magical Girl among Rin, Mille and Hakuno?
Finn: You seem to be rather laid back. Is it a way for you to avoid conflict altogether or is there something else behind it?
Mille: You don't get along all that well with your brother, even if he looks like an okay guy. My question is simple; why are you so harsh on him when he seems to only care about your well being?
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Inferno Cop: Some whispers you might be retarded. What is your answer to these people?
Inferno Cop: Why did you join Axe Cop?
Ran: Your arrival in the Nexus is recent. Do you have any plan if you can't go back to your own, well... plan?
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Forest: Aren't you afraid your actual guests might cause trouble in town? And how would Wynne and Gabriel react to them?
Lancer: How many werewolves did you kill up 'til now?
Archer Alter: ... Later...
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Shirou: How does it feel to be surrounded by people who care about you, well, at least showing concern, after all this time?
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Sakura: I'm not active so I can't say if I have my mother's tendencies. I think I treated those two too much like my mum and dad and we got off on the wrong foot.
Satoshi: a good fighter is one who needs no weapon, who draws no blood and leaves everyone with a smile. As for my castle, my father is a sword, I am a shield. A castle is basically the greatest territory I can have to defend, so forcing your way is a bad idea when if you had counter wards and greater numbers.
Taiga: Gao
Connor: punch me da in the face
Angra: when he closed the gate, that is the hole to origin which the greater grail system is used to generate he was swamped with all the world's evil. Unlike that idiot Gilgamesh Satoshi acknowledged his darkness and forfeited his life to stop me using Galahad as my murder bot. Because he destroyed his body to become the opposite of my curse we have been linked although I'm usually just inside his head, he stopped acknowledging me awhile ago. I suppose my relationship beyond that is the same as any human, your,sins give me power.
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Lawrence: If you could describe the Red Driver in three words..? Also, how does it feel to be... Well, a Sin-Eater?
Red Driver: How high is Lawrence's potential as a Sin-Eater?
To both: How do you perceive the likes of Raul?
Doomrider: What are your other passions in life, besides cocaine and a good ride?
Question 1:
LAWRENCE - Bloodthirsty Murder Spirit is about the best way to describe him.
DRIVER - I have no complaints about that description
LAWRENCE - As for being a sin eater and how it feels... well, it's a little odd. You have to deal with another person with you all the time, constantly whispering to you or yelling at you to do things, or talking to you about things. Being able to see into the Twilight... lets just say there's some things that you never ever forget. You can see how ghosts died, and that can be absolutely horrible. I ran into a serial killer's victim once... *shudders* ...and I never wanted to kill someone more in my life, but the cops had already gotten the bastard a few years earlier. Still, it's kinda really fucking awesome, I mean, I'm like a superhero or some shit. And you know what comes after. Well, the Geist does more than you do, but I'm also alive. And that's great. If the cost is being Bound to the Redheaded Driver for the rest of my life, I'll take it.
DRIVER - My turn now...
Question 2
DRIVER - He's an amazing Sin-Eater for me. Much better than my last one. Stupider in a few ways, but he's willing to listen. As for potential, that depends on how well he learns to access what I've provided. I have a feeling though he'll be among the best. And there's always the chance he could change the both of us through acquiring a new Key. I still haven't shown him all the tricks I can let him do yet...
LAWRENCE - Wait, you've mentioned having another Sin-Eater before. What happened to him?
DRIVER - He couldn't take the voices of the dead, or mine, and shoved a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger... beautiful...
LAWRENCE - ...That's fucked up. And what do you mean by new tricks?
DRIVER - Wait until we go to the Underworld... then you'll see... *Evil Laugh*
QUESTION 3:
LAWRENCE - Demons? As far as I know they're just a rather nasty type of spirit, though I've heard there's some odd things that take that name. Haven't met one myself though.
DRIVER - They don't always spill blood, so they generally bore me. They don't seem to care much about things like us. The feeling is mutual.
LAWRENCE - Wait, you've met one before?
DRIVER - Once. He went through one of the Gates. I don't care why, but he didn't feel 'alive'.
QUESTION 4:
DOOMRIDER - METAL, ROCK, AND SPEED! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Rider: Wow, that's a lot of questions....
OK, in order:
Question 1: No, I don't really have any other particular fetishes, although I'm willing to give things a try.
Question 2: Being royalty wouldn't particularly bother me. I am quite happy being a servant to a kind, caring master like Sakura. I wouldn't see it as a demotion, though, I stopped thinking of myself as a goddess long ago.
Question 3: Hmm, Angra was the busty, tattooed girl, right? She seemed quite hot. And, I'm guessing you're not thinking of a long prison sentence here....
*Licks lips*
She definitely seems like she'd be fun to torture, and I think she'd need a very extreme punishment to make up for her crimes. And she needs to learn to respect others, too, so I think lots of domination and humiliation as well. I'm not totally sure what I'd do to her just yet, but I'd definitely enjoy the opportunity to work it out. It would certainly be extremely painful and humiliating for her, though, and a hell of a lot of fun for me. After what Angra Mainyu did to my master I think she definitely deserves to suffer....
Question 4: I will continue my sexual escapades with Satoshi for as long as they are enjoyable. As long as he can still excite me in his cured form I see no reason to stop.
Question 5: No, I don't think I'd try to rope Ciel into a threesome, unless there was a very good reason to do so. She's mostly interesting to me as someone I can act out my more extreme fantasies on, due to her nature, and I think a threesome is likely to get in the way of my fun rather than enhance it. Plus, who would we have a threesome with?
Question 6: I'm not looking to "get prana" from every girl in the Nexus, no. If I have a genuine need for prana, as I did, then I will of course pick the best option available. Otherwise I'll stick to the girls who really interest me, like Hakuno and Rin. Although, Forest is pretty hot too....
Kiyoshi: My grades are good. Well, goodish, anyway....
Mummy never really pressurises me to work too hard, but she does still like to see me do well, and Aunty Rin would throw a fit if I started failing. I probably could do better, honestly, but I'm not like Kariya. I've always been more interested in having fun and practical understanding than learning stuff.
Rider: Well, I wouldn't call her a closet dominatrix....
Sakura and Shirou have got into BDSM recently, so they do play games like that quite a lot. Sakura isn't always the dominant one, though, they switch. And, yes, Sakura does dress up sometimes. I've seen the outfits and the toys, although they keep them well-hidden so Kiyoshi can't find them.
As for the other part, I would be extremely shocked. Rin is a very attractive girl, but she's Sakura's sister. There is no sexual interest between them whatsoever.
Sakura: Well, yeah, perhaps she doe... wait, are you implying what I think you were implying? What sort of question is that? She's my sister for Christ's sake. Of course I wouldn't do anything like that with her....
As for my darker side, I don't really want to think about it, honestly. Last time it came out, I very nearly did horrible things to Nee-san and Shirou.
Daiki, I'll get to your questions tomorrow, but the one you wrote out for Rider seems to stop halfway, so I can't really understand it right now....
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That's fine. I just edited it.
Since people are around:
Saber Alter: You've been waiting quite a bit in that castle. Aren't you getting hungry?
Taiga: What do you think of Kiyoshi?
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Lawrence: Do you think the Driver could lead you to commit regrettable acts against your will? Right now, you seem to be the one in charge, but did you ever think about this eventuality?
Red Driver: What sensations/feelings do you share with your Sin-Eater?
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Saber alter: The knights have brought me food, although I find Shirou's food to be richer than I like I would still prefer his cooking over this fast food. Although if you tell him that I will soak my sword in your blood.
Taiga: Kiyo is nice although rough, he needs training as a hero.
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Rider, would you be willing have a three or foursome with a man ( Satoshi, Shirou, Archer etcetera) and alternate versions of yourself. Do you think your fellow Rider Drake is interesting sexually or otherwise?
Dark archer, so having plundered Rin's hidden treasure what's your next goal?
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Inferno Cop: Some whispers you might be retarded. What is your answer to these people?
Inferno Cop: Why did you join Axe Cop?
Ran: Your arrival in the Nexus is recent. Do you have any plan if you can't go back to your own, well... plan?
1: I have no idea, the concept of retardation doesn't exist where I'm from! I made sure of that the one time I was beating up a pregnant lady and I was god or something and rewrote the entire world, but I'm not entirely sure. About any of that. Or any of anything, really.
Actually, I think I might exist solely in Hellfire Boy's mind, as a pretend friend he made himself when he was being bullied as a kid and that he never really forgot, bringing me up only one time to his future arizonian girlfriend as a way of letting go of his past delusions, where I was last observed watching over him in an impossible manner, perhaps solidifying that I never existed!
But that's silly.
2:It just sort of happened? I don't remember the specifics. I think there were guns involved, though. And some fruit?
3: Not really, no. Though where I'm from, I was a kind of freelancer. I'm certain a bar with a wall full of requests must exist in this city too, where I can adequately spend my time. Though I'd really, really rather not.
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Dear Forest: What would need to happen or who would you need to meet to go all fangirlish on your tenants?
Forest: Well, if somehow Ash from the "Evil Dead" trilogy, Sam Axe from "Burn Notice", and any of the cast of "Buffy" and "Angel" somehow showed up. Or I went to a convention where Bruce Campbell was a guest. Then, full on fangirl.
Dear Archer: If you had a chance to "accidentally" bump Rin and Hakuno in a way that would cause them to accidentally kiss, would you do it for the sake of teasing them?
D.Archer: Hakuno? No. That mousey little master is perfect for the unimproved version of myself. Me, I like a woman with a bit more of an edge to them. Rider or that blond vampire might be another story. Only if Rin wants to.
(I'll answer the others later.)
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Kiyoshi: Erm, um....
OK, mum, dad, please stop giving me that look. You're both amazing chefs and I can't possibly choose between you.
*Whispers* OK, it honestly is a difficult question, and they are both really good, but I'm going to say mummy. Dad taught her to cook, but I think she has slightly surpassed him now. There's not much in it, though, and it does depend on just what they're cooking. Mummy is quite a bit better at western food, whereas dad is still perhaps a bit ahead with Japanese food. But, they both love cooking for us and each other, and you can really feel it when you eat anything cooked by either of them. Mealtimes at our house are always very much looked-forward-to, and even Aunty Rider rarely misses a meal.
Rider: My master will arrive as soon as she realises Kiyoshi has gone missing and they work out a way to transport her to the Nexus. In other words, as soon as Mike actually stops being lazy and writes the intro scene....
Oh, and I need to finish my sex scene first, too. They wouldn't want to deprive me of my excuse for having some real fun....
As for who would win a fight between me and Archer, well, it depends. With servant battles, the level of support that you get from your master makes all the difference.
In my current state? I think Archer would win. With Sakura around and supplying me with prana? I think I would win pretty easy. With the level of prana Sakura can provide me with I can basically use my Noble Phantasms as often as I like, and I don't think Archer could counter that.
If we had similar standard masters, though, I think it would be quite close. I think if we got into relatively close combat I would beat him eventually, but he's smart. He would probably try to snipe me before I even got close. I think I could probably dodge anything he threw at me, but you never know what sort of things that guy could come up with....
Rider: Is Satoshi putting you up to asking all this stuff or something?
The idea of having a threesome with myself seems rather weird, honestly, but I think I might be up for it if I liked the other partner enough.
As for my fellow Rider, yeah, she does seems pretty hot, honestly, I'd definitely do her. Although, she does seem a bit too friendly with Shinji for my liking....
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Satoshi: I'm interested in the answers but I'm not putting anyone up to anything. And to be fair that Shinji is just a little kid, kids can be obnoxious and stuff.
Rider, would you ever consider participation in mixed martial arts events? If given the opportunity would you punish Perseus for what he did? What is your opinion of your sisters? Would you ever consider doing massage sensual or otherwise as a line of work or recreation? Which do you prefer men or women? If introduced to a male version of your master Sakura what would happen?
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Dark Archer: How do you really feel about Sakura? What would you do if you met her again?
D.Archer: *Scowls* I resent her. I loathe her, however I would not want to see her dead. Rin - neither the one I am with now or the one I lost- would be crushed if Sakura died. However, I cannot forgive what she did to Rin and Ilya.
If I were to meet her again? I wouldn't give her my attention.
Forest: Aren't you afraid your actual guests might cause trouble in town? And how would Wynne and Gabriel react to them?
Forest: Well, I'm pretty sure most of them have already caused trouble of some sort already, but yeah, I'm afraid. That's part of the reason of why I've invited them to stay with me. Well, Lancer invited a lot of them too, without my permission I might add . . .
Lancer: Hey, I was doing the responsible thing!
Forest: As to Gabe and Wynn? It's W-Y-N-N, there's no "e" at the end. She gets pissed if people misspell it. Wynn . . . well, she'd be trying to do some kinky stuff with Rider and probably look at a lot of the people here with disdain. She might try to hook up with Lancer too, and Lawrence might pique her curiosity. Also, I have a feeling she'd get along really well with Rin. Probably much to Dark Archer's chagrin.
Gabriel on the other hand . . . He'd be ruffling as many feathers as possible and warning me to stay away from Shirou.
Lancer: How many werewolves did you kill up 'til now?
Lancer: A lot! . . . I really don't keep track of it. Not really keeping score, you know? However, I bet I could kill more werewolves than that corrupted arsehole bowman.
D. Archer: Well, I'll let you continue with your pest control then, Lancer.
. . . This is actually fun!
I should ask some questions as well.
Seras- Do you miss Alucard and Integra?
Shuya: Were you trying to hook up Lancer and Forest when you were talking to him?
Millie: Anyone here you could see yourself being friends with?
Angrea: Who's feathers do you wanna ruffle next?
Redheaded Driver: You seemed excited to talk to Forest. Do you not get to talk to other people often?
AxeCop: What happened to Bat Warthog Man?
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Redheaded Driver: You seemed excited to talk to Forest. Do you not get to talk to other people often?
DRIVER: Never. The other Geists, Sin-Eaters and those who can look into the Twilight can see me, but we can't communicate except through our Sin-Eaters. Otherwise, I'm stuck with only being able to communicate with Lawrence. It isn't all bad though. The benefits of the bond far outweigh its detriments.
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Angra: Rider, Forest, Hakuno, Dark Archer and Sakura Matou whenever she gets here. Although I think just collecting a harem of girls would be more fun. Especially because Satoshi is basically my puppet and is building me a fortress, an army and if I put enough pressure on him he'll screw any girl I put in front of him and fight everyone else. Hahaha.
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Shuya: Like hell I wo-... Wait a sec, the heck you doing here?
Isa: Hm? I was just on my way for a glass of water. *Walks away without waiting*
Shuya: Seems like she didn't lie... Now, as I was about to say, I wasn't trying to hook up any-...
Nessa: Oh, pleeeeeaaaaaase.~ You're not fooling anyone here. Even Lancer was able to tell.
Shuya: Funny coincidence, I thought it was time to test my blade on somebody.
Nessa: Hahaha!! *Runs away to find someone else to bother*
Shuya: These damn brats are annoying. Whatever, you got your answer s-...
Ruu: ... *Stares*
Shuya: W-What do you want, midget?
Ruu: Ruu came to play.
Shuya: ...
Ruu: ...
Shuya: 'kay I'm outta here.
Ruu: *Follows* Wait!! Ruu wants to play too!!
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Just noticed the thread. (Won't post a long thing again, don't worry)
Better late then never
The Don: You must know a lot about the place. Where's the best place to have a good drink in the Nexus?
Mu: What are your immediate plans? (I mean, once you're no longer under Donny's influence)
Kusaragi: You're like a walking army with all your weapons. Don't you think you carry a bit too much?
Seras: Your reaction upon meeting with vampires like Forest?
Joe: Well there are three places I recomend, I own two of them and support the third. *Puffs Cigar*
Joe: First off is The Old Watering Hole; its this big old hall building that was converted into this massive Bar and the place has practically any type of drink they could get their hands on or brew up altogether, it even has a daily one-hour long bar brawl session they have at 4 PM every day. The Second place is The Drunk House; its this big old hole building that had its ground floor remodeled into a sprawling bar and nightclub where if you got too drunk to leave, they'd put you up in one of the refurbished rooms. The Third Place is my home away from home Mister Fixit's; Its a high class bar and bistro in the ritzy part of the city, if ya got the money to spend it the best place to get wasted and it has the only alcohol in the city capable of getting me tipsy.
Mu: My main plan is to defeat Downy and ensure that his goals are no realized but considering his abilities in comparison to my own, it would be quite hard to do so on my own.
Enthralled!Mu: That is if you are free from our glorious master's guidance.
Mu: Enslavement, you mean.
Enthralled!Mu: Enslavement is involuntary, I follow my master willingly and without question.
Mu: After he rewired my mind to obey his every command, you mean.
Enthralled!Mu: LIES! *Draws weapons on Mu*
Mu: I speak the truth! *Draws weapons on Enthralled!Mu*
((OOC: This is probably gonna get violent))
Kusagari: I carried much of my arsenal with me on my original journey through Caldera City and the surrounding region but they are also the only things I have reminding me of my clan, if I do have children I intend to pass on my clans teaching to them before passing on my arsenal to them as well.
Seras: Who's Forest? She's a vampire? I haven't met her yet.
. . . This is actually fun!
It's meant to be something fun to do while waiting for someone to post on the RP thread while allowing others to ask certain questions about the individual characters themselves
Seras- Do you miss Alucard and Integra?
Seras: Always. Master was like a second father to me, insane and bloodlusting, but still a father nonetheless. I loath to admit it but I think he may have rubbed off on me *gestures to multiple dead bodies with their internal organs decorating the walls, though not a drop of blood can be seen* but I still refuse to impale the poor bastards, that is masters thing not mine
Zorin: *Manifests from shadow arm* I suppose grinding me against a wall at high speeds, is your thing?
Seras: *blushes with embarrassment, pokes her index fingers together while blushing* Maybe....
Walter: *also manifests from Seras' shadow arm* Oi! Answer the second question!
Seras: Right! *snaps to attention* Sir Integra will always be something of an older sister to me and a surrogate mother of sorts, she brought order from the chaos that was Master. I will always remember them and I will do my best to live on as the last of the Hellsing Organization.
Dear Angra: What do you look like in your mortal-ish form? Have you ever thought of seducing and mounting your puppet yourself or are you a furry?
Dear Lancer: Are looking forwards to brawling with the weakest version of a being [HULK] capable of beating Thor the Norse God of Thunder and Hercules in a test of physical might? And is also wanting to challenge you, an Irish Demi-God, to a drinking contest?
Dear Shirou: Your Thoughts on the fact that Minigun was used to gun down The Don/Joe once and all it did was piss him off due to the gun fire ruining his clothing?
Dear Satoshi: Have you ever thought about teasing Angra or have you yet to find something you can tease her about?
Dear AxeCop, Inferno Cop and DoomRider: Your Thoughts of on InternCop aka GunCop aka Kusagari?
Dear Redheaded Driver: Can we shorten you name to something easier on the mind? Also if Imiganai, the being that caused Lawrence to freak out from the power she emitted, appeared before you and you were incontrol of Lawrence's body, how would you react?
Dear Ran: Did you know there are three skilled swordsmen and one skilled swordswoman roaming Nexus City? I hear on of them if working for a nearby recently reformed district police station, two of them are roaming around, and one of them is evil.
Dear Shuya: Can you give us a recap on the new listings for Team Asshole? Also your thoughts on the big grey skinned guy that met with Forest?
Dear Forest: You do realize that Joe is gonna label you Girly from now on, right?
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Dear Redheaded Driver: Can we shorten you name to something easier on the mind? Also if Imiganai, the being that caused Lawrence to freak out from the power she emitted, appeared before you and you were incontrol of Lawrence's body, how would you react?
DRIVER: While that is my proper name, my embodiment of existence, 'Driver' will be an acceptable substitute for these purposes. As for the entity known as Imiganai... our clash would only end when either of us is forced screaming into the underworld or when she is devoured by myself.
LAWRENCE: Luckily I'm here to advert most of the trouble. I'd most likely treat her like how most geists treat an unknown and possibly dangerous spirit - figure out its wants, bans, banes, and other material that can be used in bargaining with it.
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Angra: he's a puppet, there's no seduce involved in the work.
Satoshi: teasing hallucinations is a waste of time.
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Shuya: Don't use "dear" when you ask me something. I'll fucking cut you down!!
Ruu: The Oni can't kill the players.
Shuya: *$!#¨... Correct. Just let's end this quickly then.
Ruu: *Points toward the first question*
Shuya: Oh that? It's simple. Asshole team is me, Lancer, Finn and Smug Face(Archer Alter). Twin-tails too. Shirou has the potential for sure but has yet to join officially. And f I am to believe Law, Connor could be a potential recruit. That's about it I guess.
Ruu: The Oni forgot Red Eagle.
Shuya: Red eagle? Who's that?
Ruu: *Draws what's supposed to be Archer.*
Shuya: Oh, him? I'm not sure yet. He's Smug Face's twin or something, no? Not sure that qualifies for a spot.
Ruu: Lancer called him Asshole.
Shuya: Lancer did? Okay then, you can add him to the list. Are we done, now?
Ruu: The Oni still needs to answer the other question.
Shuya: Right. I don't know yet. Guy has an impressive build and some charisma. Not sure I actually believe him being a Hulk, though. Meeting people you read about is a bit weird. Guess that would apply to Rider and Lancer too. I dunno. Guy reeks of high priced tobacco, so he must be loaded.
Seems like a worthy opponent anyway. Dunno if I have the means to kill him though.
Ruu: Ruu thinks the Oni can't win.
Shuya: Shut up!! I would still cut him down!!! Or burn the comics. Yeah, I could totally do that. Hahaha, that's evil for ya, grey faced jerk!! *Walks off*
Ruu: Ruu thinks it's petty behavior.
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Dear Ruu: In your own words, what is the meaning of life? Also why do you speak in the third person?
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Rider: Ohh, lots more questions to answer. Well, here goes....
Rider, would you ever consider participation in mixed martial arts events?
Hmm, well, MMA would be fun to fight in if I had a worthy opponent, I guess, but they're all just ordinary humans. If I fought them seriously I would kill every one of them without even trying. I don't see any point in just going along and beating up a couple of hapless guys. Professional wrestling, though, now that might be interesting if I wanted a bit of fun and some money. It's all fixed anyway, and I'm sure I could do a lot of stuff that most of them couldn't.
If given the opportunity would you punish Perseus for what he did?
Yeah, definitely. I'd love to make that arrogant prick scream. I'd like to see how strong he really is, without the gods to protect him and hand him everything on a silver platter. After a few minutes with me, he'd be begging Hades to take him to Tartarus for a bit of a respite....
What is your opinion of your sisters?
Despite how mean they could be at times, they're still my beloved sisters. I miss them dearly, and I truly regret their deaths. I would do almost anything to have them back.
Would you ever consider doing massage sensual or otherwise as a line of work or recreation?
I'd certainly give a sensual massage recreationally, if my partner desired it, but I have no interest in selling my body for money, even in a lighter way like that. As for normal massages, I would in principle, but I don't think I'd be very good at it, if I'm honest. Sakura is far better.
Which do you prefer men or women?
Women, definitely. I've had bad experiences with men in my life, and I prefer the female form in any case. But, I do still find some men attractive, especially men like Shirou....
If introduced to a male version of your master Sakura what would happen?
Hmm, I'm not sure. Much the same as with the female one, I guess. Even if they're male, they're still Sakura....
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Alter: Why don't you get out more? What sort of food do you like to eat?
A question for everyone - What sort of music do you listen to?
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Inferno Cop listens to his soundtrack, which he imported from Japan to Jack Knife Edge Town along with a cool t-shirt, because he has amazing taste just like a certain guy with two thumbs and the above goods.
Ran listens only to the final cry of her enemies. And the occasional harp. It's soothing.
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Alter: The knights are feeding me and I have no where to go. Besides I am waiting to meet the master of the castle.
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A question for everyone - What sort of music do you listen to?
Mu: Vocalless Music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM38L3S8jUo), the kind that brings inspiration and imagination.
Seras: Orchestra & Choir-type Music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpVeUTDajn0). I picked it from Sir Integra and Master, to be honest.
Imiganai: When I was alive, I prefered the traditional music of my home land
Kusagari: The Type of Music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3zk4sy3gDw&) I typically heard in Caldera
Joe: Movie Score Music, from movies like 'Crimson Tide (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7nswbxC2jo)' to 'Inception (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZf2llz9vA)'
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Taiga: I only listen to my siblings when they play or sing like Sakura.
Sakura: shush Taiga, that's a secret. As for me I don't have a musical preference.
Angra: Black Sabbath
Satoshi: The Megas, the Protomen and generally any rock like AC DC
Connor: Folk songs descended from Ireland.
Alter: I don't have time for music.
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Rider, six questions. One, favorite position? Two, which of the BDSM elements do you enjoy most? Three, who would you most like to fight? Four, do you prefer your mask, glasses or contacts? Five,do you play an instrument? Six do you prefer motorized vehicles or normal transportation like bicycles? Bonus question how is Pegasus?
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Dear Rider: Have you ever accidentally turned someone to stone in a bout of surprise?
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D.Archer: What am I going to do now? Well, I hope to stay with Rin and keep her happy obviously. That's a ridiculous question.
Now, to what music everyone listens to:
Forest: Metal, metal, and more metal. Except that screamo stuff that the Americans are so fond now. When I think of heavy metal, the first thing I think of is Iron Maiden. I also like symphonic metal too. Pretty much I can enjoy almost anything except sexist rap and ridiculous country. Oh, and pop music, unless its done by someone with true talent.
Lancer: Well I like Celtic music obviously, and Fore introduced me to these bands called Flogging Molly and The Drop Kick Murphys.
D.Archer: . . . Kalfina. Shut up.
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General question, what's your approach to fighting?
that's for everyone.
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Rider, six questions. One, favorite position? Two, which of the BDSM elements do you enjoy most? Three, who would you most like to fight? Four, do you prefer your mask, glasses or contacts? Five,do you play an instrument? Six do you prefer motorized vehicles or normal transportation like bicycles? Bonus question how is Pegasus?
1) None, perverted question
2) None, perverted question
Is this for sex forum only now to discuss or normal discussion type moon forum
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Freedom of speech, deal with it.
And last I checked, Rider is Type-Moon, and most Type-Moon works have sex in them.
Your move, AA.
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In addition to that, while I feel like some of the questions being asked here are... a bit much at points, it's all on topic. As long as it's asked of a character presently in Cross Effects, isn't trolling, and doesn't go too far, it's fine. If it gets to be too much, we, the admins, will say something, but for now it's relatively harmless.
I do feel like lantz is overloading the thread a bit with such questions, but it's balanced out by all the other questions in this thread that aren't of that nature. Also, if a person who's character is being addressed feels uncomfortable with a question of that nature, they can always say so and turn the question down (like I likely would).
Besides, this is the Secret Garden. Discussion isn't going to be as serious in here anyway. It doesn't necessarily reflect the majority of the forum's content anyway.
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Yeah, if I don't like the questions then I will not answer them, it is as simple as that. Otherwise, there is absolutely nothing wrong with them.
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General question, what's your approach to fighting?
that's for everyone.
Mu: I prefer to take on my targets at long to mid distance ranges, but if need be I can get up close and personal with my foes. As a master of Runecrafting I can amplify a typical fragmentation Grenade to several times it original strength or in the common case of my firearms, I have used Runes to ensure a constant stream of bullets without the need to reload with no recoil or overheating. Unfortunately my only melee weapons consist of the weapons of my ancestors, one recovered Noble Phantasm, and the Noble Phantasm my clan has guarded for centuries.
Enthralled!Mu: I will be learning proper close-quarters combat skills under master's guidance, I hope to improve myself to become a greater tool for my Master
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Seras: My approach to fighting? Well I mainly rely on my own skills such as my hand to hand combat ability and my firearms. But if need be I can use the skills of those within me or even better I can call them force to reinforce me in combat, like so
[Seras' shadow stretches forward in an unnatural manner and from the shadow a blob of darkness is launched out, the blob lands on the ground with a splash-like effect before reforming into a humanoid figure. A tall white haired man in a large green overcoat and a green cap; Hans "The Captain" Gunsche]
Seras: See. Now the method I used was a flashier means of doing it but all in all it is far more easy on the eyes in comparison to my old master's method of summoning his familiars.
Hans: ...
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Joe: I am a Hulk, I use my strength to knock my opponents around and given an opening I strike hard. If I need a melee weapon, I can just rip a lightpost from the ground and use that. If I need a firearm, I got a small arsenal of weapons custom built to be carried and used by someone of my size and strength.
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Kusagari: I will use my pistols or my shotgun in combinations with the Sora Katana much of the time, if I need the Sidewinder or Johnny Gun I have to sheath the Sora Katana to do so or if needed I will holster by sidearms so that I can fight at my full strength using the Sora Katana by using all of the techniques developed by my clan to their full strength.
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Imiganai: I prefer to fight my opponent honorably but if I must fight at my strongest then so be it. I would rather use my Zanpakutou than my other skills but if I must then so be it, it is not like this wretched hive of dishonor has an worth to me.
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General question, what's your approach to fighting?
that's for everyone.
Lancer: Well, I go at it as hard and as fast as possible. If I can't go all out then it's not a good fight. Throw yourself in there as hard and as fast as possible and trade blows until the better man is victor.
D. Archer: I see you taking this approach to sex.
Lancer: At least I don't lack stamina.
D.Archer: Well, there's no such thing as a fair fight, and the secret of unarmed combat is to get armed.
Forest: So you cheat.
D.Archer: You do too. Most normal people don't need a gun who can blow a hole through a car and into the pavement underneath it. Or you're just overcompensating.
Forest: . . . Something like that. Anyway, I fight to win. I've mastered a variety of martial arts styles- an MMA fighter has nothing on me and I know my weapons.
Soooo question to AxeCop: What happened to Bat Warthog Man?!
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Dear Forest; If Deadpool showed up a began to harass your tenants, how would you respond?
Dear AxeCop, Inferno Cop & Doomrider: What is you opinion towards your fourth member of your team of police officers, Kusagari aka GunCop?
Dear Lancer; How would you respond if your teacher, a certain witch, showed up in the apartment? If you met a female version of yourself, how would you respond? If you got to fight Joe's brother, the same one that beat the shit out of Hercules and Thor, how would you react?
Dear Downy; Are you related to Clow Reed?
Dear Kiyoshi; What Marvel Universe Characters and Heroes do you know of?
General Question to Current Apartment Tenants; How do you feel about the fact that there is a vampire that not only drinks blood but also devours the souls of those they drain and is running around the city, your general feelings?
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Axe Cop: Can you explain the feeling of chopping heads? Is it still thrilling after all your adventures?? Another question would be, what do you think of your actual team?
Axe Cop: Chopping heads is like eating ice cream, or if you don't like ice cream, your favourite food. You just never get tired of it even after you get to the point where people start giving you strange looks. As for my team, they're a solid bunch, but I think they've got a few too many screws loose. Inferno Cop's like my long lost half step brother. I just can't stay angry at those sunglasses and fired up personality. Doom Cop Rider is okay. He's really only on the team because of a technicality. See, on Earth, cocaine is illegal, but on Cocaine World it isn't. Since I don't know if I'm on Earth, I don't know if it's illegal, so it's okay for me to hire him on that basis.
Dear AxeCop, Inferno Cop and DoomRider: Your Thoughts of on InternCop aka GunCop aka Kusagari?
Ah, Gun Cop! Now that kid's okay. It's rare to see someone so well adjusted in the business. I'd go on adventures with him every day, especially since I won't have to be the straight man with him around. He needs to broaden his armoury though. You can never have enough weapons. Heck, I even bought all the weapons once, and that still wasn't enough!
Soooo question to AxeCop: What happened to Bat Warthog Man?!
Oh him? He's fine. He's got his friends back, so he stopped crying all the time. Last I heard he and Sockarang were discussing teaming up, but it didn't work because Sockarang forgot to wash his socks that day and Bat Warthog Man couldn't stand the smell thanks to his super smelling powers. Sockarang was so embarrassed he slept in the washing machine and ate only detergent for a week. Now he smells super clean and has cleaning powers, but also has a weakness to dirt.
Anyway, question to the tenants of the apartment:
Do you people not know how to answer the door when someone's knocking? Sincerely, Not Axe Cop.
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Dear Forest; If Deadpool showed up a began to harass your tenants, how would you respond?
Forest: Deadpool, Deadpool, Deadpool . . . What is everyone's fascination with the Merc with a Mouth? You know he was co-created by Rob Liedfield right? How can anything co-created by Rob Liedfield be as beloved as Wade? It makes absolutely no bloody sense.
If Wade did show up, I'll throw him off his game by being nice to him. No one is ever nice to him, and maybe ask Rider to flirt with him. She's prettier and bustier than I am. If that doesn't work, I'd throw Lancer at him.
Dear Lancer; How would you respond if your teacher, a certain witch, showed up in the apartment? If you met a female version of yourself, how would you respond? If you got to fight Joe's brother, the same one that beat the shit out of Hercules and Thor, how would you react?
Lancer: Sacathach here? I'd introduce her to Forest. I'd imagine my old teacher and current landlady would hit it off.
Now if I met a female version of myself? I'd probably respond by showing her my Gae Bolg and ask if she could handle it.
Wait, Joe has brothers that are stronger than him? *Sparkles!* I say bring it on, it twould be a good fight.
General Question to Current Apartment Tenants; How do you feel about the fact that there is a vampire that not only drinks blood but also devours the souls of those they drain and is running around the city, your general feelings?
D.Archer: Unless they attacks Rin or someone that Rin is fond of, I don't care. If she comes after Rin or someone Rin cares about, well, I've hunted a few Dead Apostles in my day.
Lancer: Stealing someone's soul is going into territory I won't even tolerate. I'd show em the business end of Gae Bolg.
Forest: *Sighs* Depending on what they're doing. If they're actively doing evil? Terminate with extreme prejudice. If they need help? Then I'll try to help them, but if they're a danger to others . . . Well, ever seen Old Yeller?
Do you people not know how to answer the door when someone's knocking? Sincerely, Not Axe Cop.
D. Archer: I'm a bit involved at the moment, Officer.
Lancer: Eh, I guess I could answer the door.
Forest: I've been busy keeping idiots from killing each other and trying to get clothing!
Angra- How do you feel about Forest kicking you out of her compound?
Shuya: Do you know how hard it is going to be to teach Lancer to play cards, right?
Finn: What's your favorite magical girl series?
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General Question to Current Apartment Tenants; How do you feel about the fact that there is a vampire that not only drinks blood but also devours the souls of those they drain and is running around the city, your general feelings?
LAWRENCE: Wait, they can do that?!
DRIVER: A mistress of blood and souls... sounds delightful
LAWRENCE: Anyway, I can't complain as I've sorta eaten souls before, or at least the Driver has, and through extension, me. Aside from Forest, I haven't met any Vampires.
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Question for everyone: Any plan for the next day?
Answers;
Dear Ruu: In your own words, what is the meaning of life? Also why do you speak in the third person?
Ruu: Currently searching for one.
What sort of music do you listen to?
Isabella: Jazz...
Vanessa: ..and Pop. A little of Classical too.
Shuya: Rather eclectic, really. Right now, I'm into Exhorder stuff and some German melodies.
Ruu: Hardcore Punk.
Isa, Nessa, Shuya: wut???
General question, what's your approach to fighting?
Isa: Debuff/neutralization mostly.
Nessa: What she said, but I prefer hit and run tactics.
Shuya: Straight-forward approach.
Ruu: Hit until there's nothing much left.
How do you feel about the fact that there is a vampire that not only drinks blood but also devours the souls of those they drain and is running around the city, your general feelings?
Isa: That's pretty bad news. We have to do something about it.
Nessa: Hm, I dunno. Looks like a headache, but leaving it alone would probably doom lots of mobs.
Shuya: Meh, would they be a real opponent, is what interests me.
Ruu: Ruu will stop it.
Do you people not know how to answer the door when someone's knocking? Sincerely, Not Axe Cop.
Isa, Nessa: Zzz...
Shuya: Ain't my job.
Ruu: WOOOOOH!!! *watching magical girls*
Shuya: Do you know how hard it is going to be to teach Lancer to play cards, right?
Shuya: I like challenges and I got time.
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Angra: she can demand it all she wants but I'll leave when I get bored, or bribed.
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Dear Sakura: If Shirou was turned into a girl for a weeks time, what would you do in that weeks time?
Dear Rider: If you encountered a female version of Perseus, how would you react? What would you do?
Dear Ruu: Does Sugar or caffeine have any effect on you at all?
Dear Angra: So what is your sexuality?
Dear Saber Alter: There are multiple Shirou's in the City now, have you thought of patching up old wounds and moving on? Also have you met Taiga?
Dear Taiga: If you could do anything for Saber [Alter] what would it be?
Dear Satoshi: So about you castle, what are you gonna do when law enforcement asks for your building permit to build your castle?
Dear AxeCop: Are there any laws about Vampires, Magical Beings of Legendary Status, Magical Wielders, Demi-Humans, and Extra-Dimensional Beings we should know about?
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Alter: I shall continue my master's correct vision for the future but I do not intend to patch up old wounds. As for Taiga, no.
Taiga: I dunno, I only know what mama is like when dark.
Satoshi:lie
Angra: Batman
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Dear AxeCop: Are there any laws about Vampires, Magical Beings of Legendary Status, Magical Wielders, Demi-Humans, and Extra-Dimensional Beings we should know about?
Not especially. Apparently back in Book Cop's time there were discriminatory laws against non-humans, but he put a stop to it after beating up and then arresting the King of Evil Laws. Now they're treated just like everyone else. I remember teaming up with two vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon (one of them was a werewolf) and they were swell guys.
Of course, there are laws, but they are fair. For vampires, drinking without someone's permission is the same as rape, unless they're draining a Bad Guy. Going too far and draining someone dry is considered the same as erotic asphyxiation, and treated like a crime.
With Magic, that's not really Cop business. The guys from the Magic World handle that, and they don't really like Cops after a certain... incident. So we just treat magic like a tool. Do whatever you want as long as it doesn't hurt or mess with other people.
Demi-humans are humans too.
Extra-Dimensional Beings and ghosts need to have a license if they're going to be making giant waves of power and disturbing the peace by making people go crazy, but otherwise we treat them like any other person with super powers. Remember Cthulhu? He didn't follow the rules, and I turned him into sushi because of it. He tasted horrible, by the way.
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Connor: I'm gonna go punch Satoshi in the face.
Sakura: replace punch with a boot to the head
Satoshi: Doc robots
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...lantz, do you mind at least posting what you're responding to there? It just feels like you're posting random stuff in here for the sake of posting random stuff, and that constitutes spam posting.
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Daiki's question Alice, he asked it to everyone.
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Plans for the next day:
Inferno Cop: Planning? ZWING
Ran: HOOOOOOOOOOME, FOR WE'VE GOT NONE TO CALL OUR OWN
Nachos himself: Sweet fuck all, and fuck everyone who tries to make me do otherwise
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Plans for the Next Day?
Joe: I still plan on fighting Lancer and then challenging him to drinking contest afterwards
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Enthralled!Mu: It all depends on masters plans.
Mu: I still plan on escaping his grasp but until I get a job that sends me a distance from him, I am stuck
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Kusagari: I am still tending the fort and I would like a reprieve of sorts, I am not a machine so I still need sleep.
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Seras: Well I mainly hope to find a place for the night, I may not have a casket to rest in but I have plenty of soil from home. Plus getting to know mr Twitchy would be nice too
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Imiganai: I see no need to inform you corrupted ingrates, begone!
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Question for everyone: Any plan for the next day?
Lancer: Drinking and fighting hopefully. If this shit dies down, I'll get to fight Joe. Or maybe go on an adventure with Axe Cop to fight something.
D. Archer: Taunt Emiya Shirou about being a failure, taunt my Moon Cell Goodie-Good count part about his crush on the mousy girl, needle Lancer, and spend quality time with Rin.
Forest: Well, I need to make sure Isa gets a "Plan B" pill and maybe brood about how lonely my eternal existence is. Or punch someone in the face. Maybe watch the first season of "Burn Notice" just for shits and giggles. And Bruce Campbell.
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Plans for next day:
Axe Cop: Running that Lawrence guy through my special training course. He might be getting off light, but speeding is speeding. Hell, if he shows potential I might even 'recruit' him as our Ghostbuster. With all the spirits running around this town, we might need his expertise. I'll also be marking down that apartment building. I know I haven't even scratched the tip of what that's going on in that place. I'll probably also end up having to run around fixing everything the other recruits end up exploding.
? ? ? ?: OH MY GOD! There are purple vines coming out of my hands - er, hand! JESUS CHRIST, looks like I've gotten myself involved in one bizarre adventure!
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Dark archer, is freeing yourself from the taint a goal?
Forest, top six movies
Lancer, when you meet Connor what do you plan on doing first?
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Plans for the next day:
LAWRENCE: Try to figure out what the hell happened to my life and where it all went fucking batshit.
DOOMRIDER: I DO COOOCAAAAAAAAAAAINE!
JACK: Sleep. Vampire, remember. Don't really know what I'll do that night however. Probably feed.
RAUL: The arbitrary limitation of time into cycles of activity based around the rotation period of ones homeworld that is further divided into twenty four segments of that time has always struck me as silly. There is no tomorrow.
How do you fight:
DOOMRIDER: I have a sword, and my bike has a plasma gun on it, ready to spew forth it's hot load all over their faces. The plasma is made from COCAINE!
JACK: I'd rather not. When I have gotten into fights, I generally just punch the dude until he's knocked out. Or suck his blood to achieve the same effect.
LAWRENCE: The Driver and I cheat by dictating the battlefield. I don't care how powerful or strong you are, when the entire building now hates your guts, you can't win. And you also can't kill what you can't find.
RAUL: 'How I fight' is a human label. To apply human terms to how one such as an Angel fights is impossible. Our blades seek beings that exist only in the second dimension, or ones beyond human comprehension. To even apply the term fight is human error. We win.
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Dark archer, is freeing yourself from the taint a goal?
D. Archer: Another ridiculous question. Would you if you were in my shoes?
Forest, top six movies
Forest: Bugger, that's a really hard question for me to answer. To pick six movies? Bloody hell. Let's see, first two spots would be "Evil Dead 2" and "Army of Darkness". Third would probably be "Fright Night"- the best vampire movie ever made. I also have a fondness for "The Omega Man", but I wouldn't put it in my top six. "Aliens" would be there and the original "Terminator" too. The 80's was a golden decade for movies. I also loved the Hammer Dracula movies, but I'd rank Frank Langella's "Dracula" above them because he was so sensual.
This question is so sodding hard! I don't know what the last movie would be . . . I loved the "Avengers", but I wouldn't rank it in my top six. The Nolan Batman trilogy was skillfully handled, except for Bateman's "Batman voice" and the first and third movies had some plotting issues. Ugg, so bloody hard.
Lancer, when you meet Connor what do you plan on doing first?
Lancer: Who's Connor?
Jack: So you have a weakness for women with nice legs? So, out of all the women here, who has the best set of gams?
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Jack: So you have a weakness for women with nice legs? So, out of all the women here, who has the best set of gams?
JACK: I've only seen two women here so far, so I can't exactly say who has the best yet.
Rebecca: What's your opinion of the Archers? You seem to know them after all. \
Lancer: What exactly do you think of Lawrence after you saw what he sees?
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(Poster's note:I haven't forgotten about the thread, don't worry. It's just it's been a busy and chaotic time, and I do have the questions still saved on a notepad for answerin' I'm gonna go ahead and answer at least one to get the ball rolling though.)
Rebecca: What's your opinion of the Archers? You seem to know them after all.
Rebecca (?): Hmm... well, I only know one personally, but they're both pretty cool I think. I've never met the Dark one while he was actually... well, Dark, so that'll be interesting. The Moon Cell one is apparently less bitter, and I can kinda see that in him already, if only from a few subtle cues so far. (looks around. lowers her voice) Just don't get yourself in a situation where they'll lecture you. They like to lecture. I think I've heard about at least 10 variations of the "this is why you can't save everyone and why you shouldn't play hero" speech by now. And the "this is why this guy isn't good enough to be your boyfriend" speech, that too.
Questions to other people!
Law: What's being high on plasm feel like?
Ruu: So you've been stuck watching a magical girl marathon while the mess elsewhere has been going on. How are you liking the magical girl genre so far?
D. Archer: So what are your next plans for Rin (or do you want to keep those secret?)? And if you found out that you had a daughter in the future- as in, the actual fruit of your loins instead of some chick from another universe vaguely resembling your own, how would you react? ...*cough*
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Law: What's being high on plasm feel like?
LAWRENCE: Like a unicorn skullfucked me with happiness and rainbows. In short, awesome. Its like being high on life, except it's well... death energy. It's hard to explain.
DRIVER: He's also venting off that excess plasm through his pores like sweat. He'll be covered in a thin film of ectoplasm for a while as well, even after the high wears off. It's how Sin-Eaters vent excess plasm, aside from using it for manifestations. Speaking of which... his actions indicate he's well on the way to the Passion Key, or the Shroud Manifestation. I'm somewhat proud of him for this capability. I picked the right one to make a contract with. If he'd kill people more often he'd be perfect...
LAWRENCE: I can almost get along with him and then he says stuff like this. I think we need couples counseling.
Tim: Are you ever called the Enchanter?
Rebecca: Wait, boyfriends?
Hakuno: Has the magical girl marathon taught you anything? And how did you enjoy said frilly dress from earlier?
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Lawrence: When/why did you turn to a life of crime and ghostbusting?
Angra Mainyu: Why are you such an asshole?
Randomly-Fainting-Girl: Shouldn't you get that condition of yours checked out?
Kiyoshi: How smart do you think you are?
Imaganai: Is it embarrassing running away from a direct challenge?
Gun Cop: Do you feel you deserve a raise?
Forest: How do you deal with all this bullshit?
Lancer: Fite me bro.
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D. Archer: So what are your next plans for Rin (or do you want to keep those secret?)? And if you found out that you had a daughter in the future- as in, the actual fruit of your loins instead of some chick from another universe vaguely resembling your own, how would you react? ...*cough*
D. Archer: My next plans for Rin? Well, I want to keep it a surprise. Honestly, I'll probably make sure she has some tea and something to eat right now.
Daughter? From the . . . future . . . That's well, um, don't be ridiculous!
Forest: How do you deal with all this bullshit?
Forest: Why do you think I was trying to sneak away to watch some Bruce Campbell? Honestly, if I could get drunk, I'd probably be an alcoholic at this point. However, the only way for me to get inebriated is straight from the vein, and I'm a responsible vampire so . . . no binge drinking. I also beat up people to deal with frustration.
Lancer: Fite me bro.
Lancer: *Smirks* Those are words I like to hear!
Sooo . . .
Axe Cop: You planning to have Lancer join your police force?
Doomrider: Do you know Dr. Roxxo, the Rock and Roll Clown?
Seras: What's your reaction going to be to a real moral fag vampire like Forest?
Inferno Cop: What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Also, to everyone else except the kiddos, your sexual preferences and kinks?
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Axe Cop: You planning to have Lancer join your police force?
Sure, anyone's welcome to try out, and I can tell he's probably got the punch to do it. I'll leave the guy my contact info and let him join on his own time.
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Lawrence: When/why did you turn to a life of crime and ghostbusting?
LAWRENCE: Err...
DRIVER: He's still got a day job. The boy cannot dedicate himself fully to the kill. Pity...
LAWRENCE: Shut up. I sorta started tracking down the ones who killed me pretty shortly after the contract... mainly because the voice in my head wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. I've gotten them all now, one by one. The one in the Nexus was the last one. As for ghost busting, well, it's more a hobby. I've helped out the local krewes multiple times with some haunting, but haven't joined one. I work as a mechanic at some car repair shop that probably just fired me, considering I didn't tell them about my trip. Plenty of Sin-Eaters become criminals or were criminals though. You'd be surprised.
Doomrider: Do you know Dr. Roxxo, the Rock and Roll Clown?
DOOMRIDER: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy. We do cocaine and poker on the weekends when I'm not riding.
Also, to everyone else except the kiddos, your sexual preferences and kinks?
DOOMRIDER: COCAINE!
LAWRENCE: Can't speak for the Driver but I'm straight. Also, I'd rather not have this asshole watching me while I do it.
DRIVER: At least you get to directly feel it. All I get is diluted from you. Your reluctance to fuck since you died killed your last relationship. It fell apart so beautifully...
LAWRENCE: THE BITCH TRIED TO CASTRATE ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS CHEATING ON HER! THAT IS NOT BEAUTIFUL!
JACK: Being dead like me sorta kills most of your libido. Hell, I need to spend vitae just to not look like a corpse each day, let alone get it up.
RAUL: Human sexuality is irrelevant to a being like myself.
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Inferno Cop: What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
One time, when everyone in the world was turned into me, I saw a cat.
That's weird, right? I thought cats didn't like crowds.
Also, to everyone else except the kiddos, your sexual preferences and kinks?
Ran: Actually getting some every now and then would be something I'd prefer. I'm no virgin, but I've only had a couple experiences to draw from when it comes to knowing my preferences. Not much room for experimentation.
Inferno Cop: I like myself some big black buns, in a bakery.
Wait I'm sorry, what was the question again? I heard "food preferences".
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Seras: What's your reaction going to be to a real moral fag vampire like Forest?
Seras: It really doesn't matter to me, I am already morally sound
Walter: Not really, remember the clinic
Seras: I was hungry!
Walter: Not an excuse.
Seras: *grumbles* I'll get back to this later
Also, to everyone else except the kiddos, your sexual preferences and kinks?
Mu: Straight. No kinks well except for the fact I only go for women with a certain amount of skill in death dealing, I come from a nearly extinct clan of magus mercenaries and I want my partner to be just as if not more so deadlier than myself
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Joe: I have a gaggle of over twenty women with me whenever I go out on the town or when I need to relax, so just take a guess at what my sexual preference is. Just use your imagination as to what a man like myself would have for a few kinks and I may just tell if your right or not.
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Kusagari: I prefer women of skill, either with a blade and/or with a gun. As for any kinks, sex while unclothed and exposed to nature is something I prefer.
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Imiganai: My sexual preference is of no concern to you! As for having any kinks..... *full face blush* ....I would rather not talk about it.
OOC: She's a bit of a closet pervert.
Imiganai: *even larger blush* Lies!
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Seras: I have no idea now a days. I have both men and women of various sexual preferences and kinks within me, but the truth is that I kinda well..... *blushes furiously and looks away* .....swing both ways, so to speak *hides in casket*
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Imaganai: Is it embarrassing running away from a direct challenge?
Imiganai: Retreating is not Running Away, besides that mortal was annoying and he failed to understand his own position. I could have removed the entire building and all in its vicinity had I chosen to do so.
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Dear....
Axe Cop: If you met someone who called themselves "King of the Pirates" how would you react initially? And after said 'King' either causes serious amounts of property damage or retaliates when one of the normal officers try to arrest him only to be put through a few walls, then how would you react? Also, are you capable of impounding a Pirate ship if one where to appear at the marina?
Ruu: Have you ever had a near-death moment involving the dreaded 'womanly marshmellows of death'? If so how did it occur? Have you ever be swarmed by woman with cries of "Kawaii" due to your child-like appearance and stature?
Raul: Your thoughts on Necromancers?
Jack: What is your other half like?
Archer: If Hakuno told you that she was pregnant with your child, how would you react?
Ran: Have you ever encountered a cursed weapon before?
Rin: Have you noticed that so far there have been no children between you and Shirou?
Sakura: Do you have embarrassing stories about Kiyoshi? If Kiyoshi happened to walk in on you and Shirou, how would you react?
Saber: If Merlin arrived in Nexus, how would you react? If it was Lancelot instead, would you react any differently? If it was Mordred who was seeking reconciliation for the past, what would your reaction be?
Angra: If you had to choose any of the people not native to this city, Satoshi excluded, to have a child with, who would it be? If you had a choice, would you want a Son or a Daughter?
D. Archer: If Rin gave you a gift that was a mug with the phrase "World's Best Dad" on it, how would you react?
Lancer: Would your primary Noble Phantasm work against a living skeleton? Does it piss you off that the Archers and Shirou all have copies of Gae Bolg? Have you ever had a moment where you would've prefered a smaller weapon?
Forest: Lancer wants to fight the Original Hulk, as in Mr. Big Green and Angry, if you had the chance would you convince him it would be a bad idea? Are there any characters of the Marvel, DC and any other Comic Universes that you would recommend that Lancer NOT fight?
All Gun Wielding Characters: If you met a blond haired girl with a large chest carrying a Breach Loaded Thirty Millimeter Anti-Tank Rifle, how would you react? If she was carrying a pair of Thirty Millimeter Belt-fed Autocannons, would you react any differently?
All Sword Wielding Characters: Is wielding three swords all at the same time practical? If you met a man claiming to have master the wielding three swords and claiming to be able to cut solid steel, how would you react and would you believe him?
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Raul: Your thoughts on Necromancers?
Jack: What is your other half like?
RAUL: I have never met a 'Necromancer.' Explain the term.
JACK: Well, uh, the Beast isn't really my other half so to say. It's just the core, primal instincts that come along with being Kindred. Gangrel as a clan are much more 'in tune' if you will with their Beasts - and it isn't a good thing. Our vampiric instincts are far far stronger than those of any other clan. Its why we're so good with Protean, we're intrinsically less human than most vampires care to admit.
All Sword Wielding Characters: Is wielding three swords all at the same time practical? If you met a man claiming to have master the wielding three swords and claiming to be able to cut solid steel, how would you react and would you believe him?
RAUL: I have four arms, all of which may sprout blades. I do not consider this impractical in the least. In fact, I do not see such an ability as unusual at all.
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Axe Cop: If you met someone who called themselves "King of the Pirates" how would you react initially? And after said 'King' either causes serious amounts of property damage or retaliates when one of the normal officers try to arrest him only to be put through a few walls, then how would you react? Also, are you capable of impounding a Pirate ship if one where to appear at the marina?
Oh, I'd arrest them for sure. Probably end up chopping their head off depending on how Bad they are. Thing is, though, that no normal officers would mess with someone like that. There's a rule that says basically: normal officers deal with normal threats, while I deal with the crazy stuff. The only reason I'm doing boring stuff like looking into gunshots and speeders is because the cops of this town are either incompetent or have already disappeared. It's actually quite annoying, since I can't go in and chop everyone's head off. And there's no need to impound a perfectly good Pirate Ship. I'd probably take it and re-purpose it as a transforming Pirate Fighter Bomber in service of the Police.
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Also, to everyone else except the kiddos, your sexual preferences and kinks?
Gabriel: Well, I like women with curves and I prefer blonds and redheads. I'm not the biggest fan of brunettes. I also love long, tumbled hair, and there is nothing sexier than a woman with "bed head". I also enjoy making a woman feel special and well pleasured. I can admit a man is attractive, but my favor will always go to a lady.
Lancer: Aye, nice tits are a must, and a good ass is fantastic. I like it hard and fast and I like both being gentle and being rough. I enjoy a good cuddle after a good tumble with the right girl.
D. Archer: Other than Rin? Well, I like strong women. A woman who can boss me a round and kick my ass is always a bit of a turn on. I also like toned women, long legs, and long hair.
Forest: That's none of your sodding business and get off yourself for asking such an asinine question!
Gabriel: *Smirks* I'll answer for my repressed Godmother. She is very hetrosexual to the chagrin of several women in my acquaintance. Her choice in men must be taller than her. She likes Asians and brunettes, but her softest spot is redheads. She likes them large as well, as in muscular and all of that. Oral sex is her weakness and *Forest boxes his pointed ears*.
D. Archer: If Rin gave you a gift that was a mug with the phrase "World's Best Dad" on it, how would you react?
D. Archer: I would be bemused and tell Rin her joke wasn't very funny.
Lancer: Would your primary Noble Phantasm work against a living skeleton? Does it piss you off that the Archers and Shirou all have copies of Gae Bolg? Have you ever had a moment where you would've prefered a smaller weapon?
Lancer: If I throw it, it would work against a skeleton because it would shatter the shit out of it. That wanker bowman pisses me off in general, and I know that the Gae Bolg I wield is the original given to me by my teacher. Honestly, my weapon of choice was a sword, but I was sattled with Gae Bolg. Well, putting fire runes on rocks and throwing them works well too.
Forest: Lancer wants to fight the Original Hulk, as in Mr. Big Green and Angry, if you had the chance would you convince him it would be a bad idea? Are there any characters of the Marvel, DC and any other Comic Universes that you would recommend that Lancer NOT fight?
Forest: Batman. No one fights Batman and wins. No one. Marvel? Hmmm, probably Professor X. The Hound of Ulster is mighty, but his mind is still vulnerable, and while I could help him out against Emma Frost, I'd be stumped against Chuck. Oh, and Phoenix and Galactus of course.
All Gun Wielding Characters: If you met a blond haired girl with a large chest carrying a Breach Loaded Thirty Millimeter Anti-Tank Rifle, how would you react? If she was carrying a pair of Thirty Millimeter Belt-fed Autocannons, would you react any differently?
Forest: Wow, I thought I was overcompensating with my Magnum. That's taking overkill to a whole new level.
All Sword Wielding Characters: Is wielding three swords all at the same time practical? If you met a man claiming to have master the wielding three swords and claiming to be able to cut solid steel,how would you react and would you believe him?
D.Archer: I'd probably mock him for being an idiot because wielding three swords is ridiculous. If I fought him, I'd toy with him for a little bit to analyze his abilities, find his weakness and exploit it.
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Shirou: (Both of them)
What's the make and model of all your firearms
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Shirou: Hmm, I'm not sure it's a good idea to reveal what weapons I have on hand. A large part of my fighting style relies on surprise after all, on the enemy failing to realise I still have a gun up my sleeve when I seemingly run out of ammo. Be that as it is, I guess I'll tell you.
Current Firearm list:
- MP-7 submachine gun
- DSR-1
- Taurus model 605
- Glock 18
- Thompson Contender (no origin bullets)
Shirou: And Forest's revolver. There's something off about it, like there's some hidden mechanism I'm missing. Even so, it's a damn good revolver.
That's all I have on hand right now. Running out of ammo too, I'll have to contact my supplier again. He won't be happy about that.
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Well, I might as well put Valda out there for people to ask stuff of.
I'll start with this one since it's addressed to everyone.
Also, to everyone else except the kiddos, your sexual preferences and kinks?
Valda: On top of you, pinning you down, while you submit to your proper station in the chain of existence and worship me without reservation. I don't care about the specifics of 'who' as long as their features are either symmetrical, or asymmetrical in an aesthetically pleasing way (certain patterns of tissue scarring).
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Old Man Henderson: Who in Nexus City do you currently think is most likely to have stolen your lawn gnomes?
Valda: What is your favorite Disney move? Also, your opinion on movies by Studio Ghibli?
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Valda: What is your favorite Disney move? Also, your opinion on movies by Studio Ghibli?
Valda: That is actually an insightful question! My first Disney film was a late introduction to the studio with the German translation of Hercules; from there I went back and watched every other film they produced up to that point. Still, for the longest time Hercules remained my favorite. Then they made Tangled.
As for Studio Ghibli, my taste for animation rarely dips into the content of the Japanese. I do give them credit for Grave of the Fireflies for its fiery historical context.
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Old Man Henderson: Who in Nexus City do you currently think is most likely to have stolen your lawn gnomes?
HENDERSON: Well, Rupert thinks it was the guy with the Rave, ain't that right Rupert?
RUPERT: *Silence*
HENDERSON: And so did I, but now I'm not so sure, because Lawn Gnomes don't like to party in raves. They prefer to get funky, and anyone that steals lawn gnomes should know that. I think. What were we talking about again?
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Dear....
- Fate: Tea or Coffee?
- Angel: If a certain Slayer appeared with said Slayer's entourage, how would you and your other half react?
- Jack: If Seras Provided proof of her heritage, would you believe her?
- Anub'Zahar: If you encountered a human threatening to behead you with a common axe for not having a license to be undead, how would you react to said human?
- Axe Cop: Are there any laws against the undead and Necromancers in general?
- Old Man Henderson: What do your Lawn Gnomes look like?
- Luka: Since your usual monetary funds are unusable, what are your new plans on earning money in Nexus?
- Downy: What is it like having a minion/servant capable of independent thought and actions, while being capable of defending themselves in a fight?
- All Characters: What is your berserk button?
- All Undead/Spirit/Deceased Characters: Your thoughts on the living [characters]?
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Dear....
(...)
- Anub'Zahar: If you encountered a human threatening to behead you with a common axe for not having a license to be undead, how would you react to said human?
(...)
- All Characters: What is your berserk button?
- All Undead/Spirit/Deceased Characters: Your thoughts on the living [characters]?
Fate: Coffee. Black. Sugar only pollutes the core of what coffee truly means. *takes a sip of coffee* I have seven cups a day. As for what honestly tickles my sensibilities... I do not suffer idiots without vision. They are good for nothing but sowing chaos for the sake of their misguided "justice" and caring nothing for the consequences of their actions.
Anub'Zahar: Erm. Well, I'd prefer to avoid fighting at all possible, even if I doubt the possibility of a regular axe being able to behead me. There aren't really laws regarding the undead in Azeroth, even if some factions and organizations recognize free willed ones as people. If all I had to do in Nexus City to receive the same treatment was fill some paperwork, I would not mind doing it. For the second question, I will not go into detail about the abominations I so despise and fear. But I can tell you I hate and am disgusted in equal measure by one's liberty being taken from them and having them forced to what means torture for them. Sssshhhhh-aaakk-kkhh-esss Nacth-sskkeeeee. And I don't have any particular feelings on living people as opposed to the dead. Well, I suppose they sometimes take their livehood... for granted.
Sir Bonesington: My berserk button, you say. I do not possess such an uncouth thing, sir! Although.... if I had to name something that quite gets on my sodding nerves... it is childish imbeciles who have no idea what they're saying and show absolutely no consideration for anything but themselves. Yessss, they are the kind of people that should just FREEZE OVER FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND HAVE THEIR SOULS MAIMED AND CRACKED INTO BITS SO SMALL YOU'D NEED A PINCER TO PICK THEM UP. Or something like that. About the living. What can I say? They're living the life! And usually they're very callous about it. Funny how sometimes they worry about their safety so much, yet others it's not a concern at all. It's like having a hot head prevents someone from making cool judgements. Then again, some undead also end up being a bit like that. It's like their impulsiveness don't cool off when they die even though their flesh does. Kuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu. And honestly, I think if more people experienced what being undead was like, they'd be able to chill a little more, in various ways. Me? I'm living this unlife for all it's worth!
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Luka: Since your usual monetary funds are unusable, what are your new plans on earning money in Nexus?
"I'll probably volunteer as a guard or whatever kind of person keeps the peace if the city will take me. If not, I suppose I could work at the bakery. I'll probably not get a job though. I have too much time taken up by my task of keeping an eye on Miss Valda, and probably Sir Bonesington too, if his words about having slain adventurers before are true. They may seem like nice people, but I'm not so stupid that I don't recognize how easy I can be to fool. For the next while, I'll see if they're really the good people they claim to be."
"Oh, but until I get money, I'll be relying on Miss Valda! Thank you very much for your hospitality!"
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Angel: If a certain Slayer appeared with said Slayer's entourage, how would you and your other half react?
Angel: Which Slayer? I'm close to two of them. If it was Faith, I'd be happy to see her again even though it was so soon for her to come back. Buffy . . . that's a bit more complected.
All Characters: What is your berserk button?
Forest: Again. None of your sodding business.
Angel: Spike.
Lancer: A lot of things. Comes with the territory.
Gabriel: People who are willing to commit genocide to further their goals.
All Undead/Spirit/Deceased Characters: Your thoughts on the living [characters]?
Angel: Well, they need help sometimes so I help them because I can.
Forest: . . .Jealous. Because they can have a life and don't have to worry about watching their friends wither and die.
Brianna: You got a crush on your employer?
Marius: Your feelings on Celts?
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BRIANNA: Erm... sorta... I guess. But that's just the bond at work, or at least that's what Jack told me.
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All Characters: What is your berserk button?
Valda: Broken promises. Those who cannot keep their promises are unworthy of existence, and I am pleased to repossess that which they do not deserve.
Marius: I have two. The first is forced sexual activity, the outlet of feeble men who cannot please their wives or are too cheap to pay prostitutes. The second is Christianity; those faithless atheists caused society to crumble as it abandoned the gods. The gods are right to have abandoned us in turn.
All Undead/Spirit/Deceased Characters: Your thoughts on the living [characters]?
Marius: You ask me my name, pretty one? Were that I not alone, or my Brother Worm could answer as is proper. I am a Worm; I have crawled from the earth to watch you in the cracks of your perception, judge you, gnaw at your roots, smother your hope and punish you for your crimes.
Marius: Your feelings on Celts?
Marius: They had all the failings of man, in the end; they kept their secrets, built their fortresses, spoke their lies and cheated their neighbors. All these things we Brothers Worm could see without being seen, hear without being heard, and so we know it was true.
And yet, they had a great many things for us to learn and make use of: their horsemanship, the spatha of the cavalry. They had fine gods to honor, like the Great Mare Epona. Made vampires, they fought as well as any Roman had in the Legion of the Dead by my side. It is... unfortunate, that the very improvements we brought to them became the instruments of their conversion by the followers of the Galilean.
Come, let us set aside an offering for our gods long forgotten and hope that our feeble prayers do not offend their ears when done so inexpertly; we have no priests to turn to.
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All Gun Wielding Characters: If you met a blond haired girl with a large chest carrying a Breach Loaded Thirty Millimeter Anti-Tank Rifle, how would you react? If she was carrying a pair of Thirty Millimeter Belt-fed Autocannons, would you react any differently?
Neo: If she was fucking trying to shoot my ass, you mean?
Rattus: I think that's what he meant, Neo.
Neo: Well, if shit was the case, I'd be trying to flank that bitch and then fuck her in the ass. If I can't do that, then administer the Galactic Bomb, then charge the fuck right through her and the fuck her in the ass. As for the case her carrying a pair of belt-fed shit, then shit hits the fan for that bitch when the recoil kicks in.
Rattus: As for me, in both cases, I do my standard operating procedure: Eliminate.
All Sword Wielding Characters: Is wielding three swords all at the same time practical? If you met a man claiming to have master the wielding three swords and claiming to be able to cut solid steel, how would you react and would you believe him?
Yukina: Three swords, just like Roronoa Zoro from One Piece? And cut steel, like Goemon Ishikawa from Lupin the Third? It would be really amazing but I do not think anyone, no matter how good they are by the sword, can do that. If met someone that says that he can do both, I would ask him to show such skills. If he can do so, then I will be amazed! Then I will ask him of her to be my master!
All Characters: What is your berserk button?
Yukina: I do not think I can bear to have one of those...
Rattus: I must ask back, why does this have to be known by the public?
Neo: Okay, you want to know my fucking "berserk button"? I have several, but I'll give you a story instead. I had this girlfriend named Jane, Jane Donahue, we robbed a bank in Tulsa, in Oklahoma, we did that after the rest of our fucking gang has been iced in the other states, and we did that shit for old times' sake, just for the hell of it. Then the next day, motherfucking Tulsa police killed her in a shootout, her against a whole fucking army of them. Then when I knew how shit went down, I spent seven fucking days of alchemizing a poison gas, then with a couple knives in me and the poison gas, I attacked their motherfucking HQ, killed all those little piggies, freed the guys in the cells and left. I just exterminated the whole of their motherfucking police force because they fucking killed Jane. So there's the story. Want to know my other "berserk buttons"?
Also, to everyone else except the kiddos, your sexual preferences and kinks?
Yukina: ...Uhm...
Rattus: ...
Neo: Nothing too disgusting, that's all.