Aboard an enormous ship and standing proudly, a man took a deep breath of fresh air. The sea, the sun, the seagulls. Perfect. Advancing mightily, the ship went wherever The Great Pirate Captain Buccaneer Lord and King of the Seven Seas and Emperor of The Tirates Lord Supreme of All Aigh and Almighty Captain Lorenzo Remei wished. Standing behind him was his trusty companion, Medaka the Busty.
"Aaaaaah, Isn't this wonderful? What a fine day to be a pirate, eh lass?" He asked with a content smile brimming with pompous glorious confidence.
Both were seeping with an overwhelming aura of charisma and overconfidence. Their stereotypical pirate chlothes fluttered trough the wind as they noticed a ship. Mighty indeed she was, aye, a fine challenge! Immediately, Lorenzo's smile grew into a gigantic battle-hungry grin.
"YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! I, THE GREAT LORENZO REMEI WILL ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE! WITH THIS FIERY MOON, I WILL BURN ALL WITH MY LOVE AND CLAIM THIS SHIP AND PLUNDER ITS BOOTY! AND RICHES FOR MYSELF!!! LET'S BLAST!!" He roared, loud enough to be heard kilometers away. Steadily, the ship gained speed and charged forward to ram trough the shipgirl and pound her violently.
LORENZO REMEI THE GREAT PIRATE KING AND SECOND IN COMMAND MEDAKA VS KONGO DESSSS