Author Topic: Cross Effects 3.0 - The Third Time's the Charm? The Velvet Room (SFW version)  (Read 623 times)

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(OP note: This version of the Velvet Room is not meant for sex scenes. Please use the other Velvet room for that)

"Rarrr, I am the Almighty Charles and I will devour all of Nexus!  Insert Dragon Noise here!  Grrrr Grrr!"

Saber was torn between sighing and smiling as Forest made Charles "fly" through the air.

Saber asked, "Dragon Noise?"

"Whatever the noises dragons should make.  I've never met a dragon nor do I care to.  I'm not tasty with catsup," the blond replied as she studied the emerald green velveteen dragon.

Saber smiled and said, "Welcome to the Safe for Work version of the Velvet Room where more . . . unique interactions can take place."

"Hey Saber, why Charles?" Forest asked as she sat down, holding the dragon out to the former king.

Saber took her dragon and replied, "Why not?"
« Last Edit: February 19, 2015, 05:18:31 PM by Alice »

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Costin Andrei

Carnage, what an inconsequential thing. Many try to escape it, but no matter how hard they try to, it always ends up devouring their soul and giving birth to the madness of mortality. Of course, Costin was well aware of that, with his newfound powers, he would lay waste to this wretched farce and turn it into a carnival of DEATH.

"Restriction 666 released...", he whispered in delight as an overflowing aura of pure pitch black darker than black unwhite obscure tainted dark aura oozed from his BLOOD! Thousands of red tendrils of darkness grew eyes that bled in unison, dark energy bursting like a fountain of death!

A mad laugh, surely no one could stop this demented being, he would devour all in his path from flesh to marrow, leaving not even a hair.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA, KNEEEL BEFORE YOUR DARK MASTER, SUFFER MY ETERNAL WRATH AS YOU ARE DEVOUERED BY PURE DAR-", but sadly, the poor vampire never had the chance to finish his sentence. Kicked by the great and very drunk Lorenzo Remei himself, and falling from a window and crashing in the sea, instantly dying and bursting into confetti.

Costin:Dead
Lorenzo Remei

"Ayyyyy, lads just can't keep their loins contained hey no mateys?", the pirate sighed in disappointment. That lad was just obnoxious, so he decided to give him a little help.

"Blast me, wussat a dragon?", the pirate pointed to whatever the big lizard thing was. "I... think I had enoughs.", he muttered as he looked at his drink.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2015, 03:20:47 AM by francobull3 »

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Guts looks around for a moment, somewhat confused by the strange place he's landed himself in.

...Still better than Qliphoth, Guts decides. Then he spots the two blondes. He lacks any sort of opinion, but the air of self-righteousness that practically exuded from the shorter of the two...

"...And here I was thinking I wouldn't have to deal with anymore white-knight bullshit," the mercenary grumbles, looking around for a decent place to either sit or train.
[8:49:50 AM] Daniel Mahan: He can still get RAEG
[8:49:52 AM] Daniel Mahan: Just better at not loosing his marbles over it.
[8:50:09 AM] Helligator:> losing his marbles over it
                                      I seeeee what you did there


[11:00:22 PM] francobull III: elf, will you do rin?
[11:00:33 PM] Jennifer Bratcher: I would love to do Rin!
[11:00:39 PM] Jennifer Bratcher: I'd bend her over and . . .
[11:00:45 PM] francobull III: woah woah

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"KYAGHAAGAAHAHAHAKEKEKEKEE!!!! You thought YoU cOuLd K-k-KiLl ME!? KYAHAHAHH, DIEEEEE DIE DIE DIE DIED DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!", some random chump yelled maniacally atop his lungs, blood tendrils crawling as a blackened figure emerged from the window, bloodied flesh and marrow burst as his eyes grew redder than reddest red!

"Know the pain, taste your death and bleeeeeeeed!!", he yelled as he leapt towards the armored man.

"KYAHAHAHAAHA, NOW YOU DIE, COWER IN FEAR AND SHIVER, PISS BLOOD AS I KILL YOU TO DEATH!"

Red spikes of dark vampire blood erupted from his very skin, he was like a porcupine, a bloody porcupine meant to tear all apart.

"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, NOW SUFFER!! AMUSE ME!!!"

Just shut up, a lone pirate thought as he approached the dragon, using his infaillable charms to appease the mighty beast and gain his benevolence.

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The eyes with which the insane-looking figure might have glared at the pirate suddenly found themselves hosting a pair of crossbow bolts. Before the beast could do more than react to the sudden shooting pain, more crossbow bolts found new homes in the abomination's body. After the Repeater runs out of bolts, Guts simply takes his hand off the crank, grabs Dragonslayer, and proceeds to bring it down on the fiend, the bloody spikes shattering like so much glass as the cursed weapon tore the wannabe-vampire in half.

"Shut. Up," Guts says, not even bothering to remove his weapon from the pile of gore that used to be what used to be a vampire.
[8:49:50 AM] Daniel Mahan: He can still get RAEG
[8:49:52 AM] Daniel Mahan: Just better at not loosing his marbles over it.
[8:50:09 AM] Helligator:> losing his marbles over it
                                      I seeeee what you did there


[11:00:22 PM] francobull III: elf, will you do rin?
[11:00:33 PM] Jennifer Bratcher: I would love to do Rin!
[11:00:39 PM] Jennifer Bratcher: I'd bend her over and . . .
[11:00:45 PM] francobull III: woah woah

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"Kekeke...", the bloodied mess faintly laughed as it drew his last breath.

All I ever wanted was an omlet.

Suddenly, the deader than dead vampire turned into a delicious meringue pie, not a single trace of blood remained in this world, all that stood was a delectable treat.

Aye, definetely had enough, the shocked pirate thought as he witnessed the scene.

"Um... can I have some?"

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Guts took a moment to stare at what used to be a pile of meat that used to be something that used to be a vampire. Now a sickly sweet looking pie. Guts honestly couldn't recall if he'd ever tried pie...

...Never too late to try, I guess.

"Go ahead," Guts says, pulling out a knife and cutting himself a slice, "Help yourself."

Guts stared at the piece of pie for a moment, wondering what it could possibly taste like and how that could have been affected by what this pie used to be.

"...Fuck it," Guts decides, taking a large bite of his slice. It...actually wasn't that bad.

Then the realization hit him that he was eating what used to be a flesh-and-blood being. And he was enjoying it.

...This sounds like something Puck would be laughing his ass off over.
[8:49:50 AM] Daniel Mahan: He can still get RAEG
[8:49:52 AM] Daniel Mahan: Just better at not loosing his marbles over it.
[8:50:09 AM] Helligator:> losing his marbles over it
                                      I seeeee what you did there


[11:00:22 PM] francobull III: elf, will you do rin?
[11:00:33 PM] Jennifer Bratcher: I would love to do Rin!
[11:00:39 PM] Jennifer Bratcher: I'd bend her over and . . .
[11:00:45 PM] francobull III: woah woah

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"Harharhar, good heart me hearty!", Lorenzo roared jovially before digging in, claiming more than half the humongous pie at once.


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"Wasn't that pie just a dude?  Are you guys aware that you're eating Dude Pie?" Forest asked as she watched the proceedings with wide eyes.

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Smiling, Lorenzo took hold of yet another slice of the meringue pie, displaying it to all."This pie was once a man, if he has become a pie, surely it was his will, his destiny to do so! I shall not let such a beautiful wish go to waste, I will honour his life choice and let his will be answered as he reaches the afterlife that is my belly!"


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"You are still totally eating Dude Pie though.  Its like some bizarre cannibalism.  So enjoy your soylant green, me hearty," Forest said with a pirate like gesture.