"Man, where the fuck are we now?!" The messy-haired blonde man asked his comrades. He was leaning his back against a tree, while he confusedly looked at a map in his hands. He was wearing sandal shoes, blue jeans and a white t-shirt underneath it.
"Neo, we're at the border between a city center and it's suburban parts right now, as we can observe. Perhaps you should know the name of this city, you are the one looking at the map." The blue-haired man replied to the blonde, while standing in front of him. He was wearing dress shoes, black pants, a black coat, a white collared shirt and a black tie. He was also wearing glasses.
"This fuckin' billboard beside us said that we're in Nexus City now. But I can't see shit on this piece of shit map!" Neo complained some more, still concentrating hard on the map before he finally just crumpled it and threw it on the ground out of frustration. "Fuck it, Ratt. This ass end of nowhere shithole doesn't exist on this backwater country's map, man. We just have to go fucking ask the natives and hope we don't get fucked in our asses just for trying to communicate with them."
"But Neo-san, I do not think this place is as dangerous and isolated as you think it is. It is a big city after all, right?" A green-haired woman in ponytail standing beside Rattus said. She was wearing wooden Japanese sandals and a dark green yukata.
"Well, fuck you, you retarded Jap bitch." Neo answered to her. "This East Jesus city might not be a one-horse town, but I bet my dick that you can't explain that minotaur over there on the hotdog stand." He pointed at a direction across the street from them, where a minotaur dressed in a red polo shirt, a paper cap and an apron stood behind a hotdog cart, putting mustard on a hotdog sandwich before handing it over to his customer, a muscular cyclops who is as big as the minotaur itself. The three of them observed the whole thing happening, even until the cyclops walked away from the cart and ate the sandwich.
Watching the whole scene astonished the woman in yukata. She then asked Rattus "Onii-chan, I thought monsters like that do not exist in the real world, right? Then how come there are such creatures here in Germany?"
"I don't know, Yukina." He replied. "Nexus City is not a place in Germany. And this manor is at Potsdam-Mittelmark, in the middle of its forests."
"That's right, Yukina. And apparently, they stopped calling it Potsdam-Mittelmark and it's now fucking Nexus City. And the forests? Yeah, I think Jesus or Allah or maybe some smug asshole with too much time with their fuckin' hands replaced the trees with either urban shit, monsters or fucking neighbors. Ain't that right, boss?" Neo sarcastically affirmed. He then turned to the after mentioned billboard beside them. "I mean, look at this billboard over here. 'Nexus City Cola: It's for everyone to share.' Yeah, if I going to buy me some 12-ounce bottle of caramel-flavored and carbonated caffeine water, I won't drink it for myself and just give it to everyone because I'm a fuckin' idiot!" He then turned around and pointed at one of the neighboring houses beside the manor. "And how about this house beside us? Look at that, Ratt. That is what our house should fuckin' look like. It's got style, it looks big and it looks like the owner has an ounce of self-respect, every little shit that our house doesn't fucking have!"
"So, what are you trying to say now to us, Neo? It isn't clear, to be honest." Rattus said.
"Well, don't you dumbasses get it?" He asked them back before having a short pause. He then said, "Dorothy, we ain't in Kansas anymore!" What Neo said created a silence between the three of them.
But this was broken when Yukina cheerfully said "But I think it is great that we have neighbors now!"
"And this is the part where I become with you, Jappy." Neo nodded in agreement. "At least I don't have to drive a thousand long-ass miles just to get a cheap drink or a cheap slut now."
"But if we really are transported to another city, then what country is this?" Rattus inquired. "And how is that possible in the first place?"
"Well, it's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit." Neo shrugged at his questions. "And I know that it's hard for you because you're an arms dealer and you need a damn supplier for you merch. And you have shares to hold in fuckin' Germany. And you fuckin' love Germany. But I like this shit, Yukina likes it too, so majority wins. Now go mope about it like a bitch or suck it up."
"If everything you said is true, then I must consider starting my own company." Rattus declared.
"I want to be a shareholder like you, Rattus-san!" Yukina enthusiastically proclaimed.
Neo then joined in and said, "I don't know what kind of business it would be, but shut the fuck up and take mah money."
"Well, three shareholders are in now. But we can't start a company yet." Rattus said.
"Why the fuck not?" Neo grimaced in disappointment.
"I'm thinking of venturing into the steelmaking industry first. Of course we have to look for a mining company to supply us with ore and flux. But speaking of that, there's also a problem..." The man in glasses gave a short pause. "...Since we don't know where we are, I don't know if my checks and credit cards will still work here."
"We'll find out soon enough, man." Neo retorted. "But first things, first, Ratt: I should find out if they have an Internet connection here, what channels on TV they have and I gotta sell my fuckin' weed, boss. So, while you gon' thinkin' about this business venture, I'mma get me some researchin'." He then started walking back to the manor, leaving the two of them behind. "Catch you later, homies."
Rattus and Yukina then looked at each other for a while before he asked her, "Well, what do you think we should do now, Schwesterchen?"
She pondered for a while and then answered, "I think we should explore this city first, Onii-chan!"
"Good idea." They then started to walk towards the garage of the manor. "Let us ride the Kubelwagen and get some groceries. Then what will we do after that?"
"Let us go to the local mall and eat something!" She replied excitedly.
"Alright then. We'll look for groceries there too."
The two of them then boarded the old car and drove around the city. After half an hour, they found the Hub Mall in the middle of the city. When they parked their vehicle and entered the establishment, they noticed two things: The assortment of the different races and creatures in there as well as different specialty stores, such as a bookstore and a weapon enchantment station. They opted to find a cafe instead to get something to eat, and even it had it's oddities when they saw that a vampire was working behind the register. They bought coffee and strawberry cake for two, then began a chat about their observations on the city, such as when Rattus found out that that they accept all sort of currencies, which was proved when his credit card worked.