So, I heard this tale told to me about this guy who worked with a friend of mine.
He hooks up with this chick on the internet. They meet up, they have a good time, and then she invites him to either a motel or her place. So they go together and they start to get their freak on.
During this foreplay, she ties him up face down on the bed. He's okay with this, expecting some good kinky shit to happen. Then suddenly she whispers in his ear, "Do you want to meet Batman?"
Confused by this, she then leaves him alone. He's left alone for a few minutes until the door opens and in steps a giant black man. A giant man stark ass naked wearing nothing but a Batman mask.
Then the poor man had, as told to me by my friend, "his ass torn up".
There is someone out there abusing the good name of Batman for anal rape! Or there's a Batman anal rape ring out there. Which is a terrifying thought.
So, if you find yourself tied face down on the bed asking if you want to meet Batman, tell them, "No thank you, I do not want to meet Batman."